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Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:24:05 Havent seen my cat since Friday morning, thought he had been killed as he never is far away.
Went in the garage earlier and realised he had been locked in their for 2 days. He went mental and keeps biting me and attacking me. Will put him back in if he doesnt stop Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:25:31 You should probably put it down.
Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: TalkTalk on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:25:52 I'm very concerned for your future wife at this moment in time.
Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:25:54 Poor Mr Bojangles.
That cat is posessed i'm sure. He gave me evil looks last time. Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:27:52 I hope he's given you his cat aids
Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:29:05 Feed it some asprin. That's good for cats.
Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:29:46 Fuck me he must be hungry.
Hasn't eaten since friday :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:29:59 nah it wont affect him, hes shoot away anyway
Alans lost me again, I am blonde tho Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: TalkTalk on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:30:09 I've just rung the RSPCA.
They said that they have given up with you and you will have to live with whatever psychological disposition you have imposed on your cat. That's a bitch. Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:31:41 Im surprised you havent set up a group to discuss it alan :)
Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: TalkTalk on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:32:33 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" Alans lost me again, I am blonde tho I've got this "thing" for blondes. Anyway - it was a reference to locking carbon based life forms in garages unintentionally. Hence you might just do that to a young Mrs Bushey at some point. Or whack her under the patio if she doesn't get your dinner ready for when you come home. Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:33:45 Did anyone else giggle at 'Mrs Bushey'?
I'm such a child. Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:36:20 The future Mrs Bushey best not take after her name!!!
Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Give us an S on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:39:42 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" The future Mrs Bushey best not take after her name!!! I heard you like a bit of bush. Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: BB12 on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:40:05 Shameful. You should always be nice to a pussy.
Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:40:04 The future Mrs Bushey faces bigger dangers from a wayward chicken dance elbow whilst Mr. Bushey struts his stuff at their wedding.
Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:41:43 The chicken dance works, honest to god it does
Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:42:09 It does with fat girls hey Ash.
Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Give us an S on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:42:24 Quote from: "Ralphy" It does with fat girls hey Ash. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 20:43:50 Cant deny it.
Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Sade on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 21:13:34 Poor bloody thing. I'll buy it off you for a quid? What colour is it? I wanted a rabbit but a cat will do :D
Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 21:23:13 Don't buy it Sade!!
Bo is evil. Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 21:25:34 sade he is a tabby cat, you can have him if you want
Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Sade on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 21:27:25 :D I have a way with animals. The only bad experience I have is when I got chased around westbury park by a great dane the size of a large horse and when my cousins rat did a wee on me.Honest. I will be able to make mr bojangles or whatever his name is, into a better cat. It probably doesnt help that he has a name like that. Give the cat some pride god.
Then again he sounds like he has alot of baggage. I might just stick to the rabbit. Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: TalkTalk on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 21:28:30 Quote from: "Sade" :D I have a way with animals. You're wasting you time with Tails then. Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 21:30:00 theres nowt wrong with his name. You dont deserve it, because youve been harsh about him I am now gonna kick him. Your fault sade
Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Sade on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 21:32:02 You can give him to me for a 2 week trial then. In that time I will train him how to piss on your face in the mornings, shit in your food and bight your testicles when you hurt him.
:) Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 21:32:53 I might get my mum a rabbit for her birthday. It can be a house rabbit.
Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 21:33:30 Ash has already trained him to go to him if he whistles.
That neat party trick didn't work when I was round there though Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 21:34:27 he already does all that. back in teh day when I was a young lad and brough a lady home he would get jealous as he sees it as his bed...
Ben my mate has two in his house, they shit everywhere Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 21:35:20 Im working on high fives with him. It does work Si
Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 21:48:38 Does Bo like reggae reggae sauce?
Title: I think the RSPCA will be knocking on my door Post by: Ralphy on Monday, April 30, 2007, 12:18:30 Ash, you should get a cat like this.
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