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Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, April 28, 2007, 23:40:35
I was in good spirits today. I'd had a drink with some good friends and really enjoyed myself.

I really thought it was gonna be a day to remember.

The depressing reality was an utter shit Swindon team.

Ralphy is depressed.

I'm too drunk to write anymore tonight.


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: sonic youth on Saturday, April 28, 2007, 23:47:41
keep away from the razorblades


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 09:01:33
On another note.

Bennett, Sussex, Fred, Sam.

THAT ARSE...

My god that was lovely.

Larwood said sorry to her  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Chubbs on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 09:13:25
was larwood sober?


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 09:14:25
Yes.


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 09:19:55
That was arguably the best arse I have ever seen (barring my missus ofcourse).


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 09:23:57
I wanted to grab it, infact i wish i had.


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 10:21:52
No knickers...................I swear


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 10:24:01
camel toe in the arse


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 10:24:32
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
No knickers...................I swear


Have you picked your jaw up off the floor yet?


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 10:25:14
Didn't any of you cunts get a picture?


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 10:29:15
I wish we had Sonic.

It was immensely good.


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 10:32:19
i can draw you a picture if you want? it was spectacular

ralphy has a weird taste in women though


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 10:33:47
Bennett, i will shag anything at the moment.


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 10:36:23
even the evil ticket lady on the way to montpellier?


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 10:38:59
Yeah i would.


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Devon Red on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 11:49:14
That woman on the bike, I've got no idea what she was thinking when she got dressed in the morning planning to ride a bike. As has already been pointed out though it was bloody nice.


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 11:53:36
My god, if every women dressed like that and looked like that i'd be a happy man.


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Devon Red on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 11:54:46
oh yes  :D


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 12:02:02
Are you sober yet mate?

You were fucked on the train going back home  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Devon Red on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 12:04:15
Just about sobered up now. woke up this morning thinking my head was going to explode. Not pleasent at all. i'm just hoping I haven't made too much of a twat of myself and offended anyone.


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 12:16:35
I only felt a bit crappy after on the train home, mainly because the bar wasn't open. Especially annoying that the bloke opened the shutter then took one look at loads of Swindon fans stood outside it and promptly shutted it again. What a tease  :|
My chant of "we want more sandwiches" seemed like a classic idea at the time, but it got far too overused to have any sort of humour. Still, should have got some cans from an off licence on the way back to Montpelier. Schoolboy error.

Decided to stay in the county ground hotel when we got back into Swindon. Actually had a top night in the end.


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Dazzza on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 13:57:53
How do you make an anti climax?

Tell her she looks good for her age and stick a finger up her anus.



I just made that nugget up, Bobby Cannon has nothing on me.


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 14:19:06
I just got that Dazzza.

Ace. :D


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 14:24:52
Devon Red, i have a question.

Were you originaly from London?


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Devon Red on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 14:47:39
Nope was born in Swindon and lived in Devon. Why?


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 14:48:07
You have a cocky accent.


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Devon Red on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 14:49:39
cocky or cokney? hmm wasn't aware of that. My mum is a cockney which might explain


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 14:59:08
Cockney sorry.

I'm still pissed.

On the train home you kept saying to Birdy ''whats all that about''.

Like Eastenders.


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Devon Red on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 15:05:14
:| No idea why to be honest. you're the first person to ever tell me that.

All I can do is aplogise for my exploits on the way home


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 15:20:02
I thought it was amusing.

''come on, i'll fight you all''  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

''i'm not getting fucking lairy''  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Devon Red on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 16:35:43
:shock: Don't remember those bits at all. Hopefully it wasn't directed at anyone who was twice the size of me and that I did't know. Time to keep my drinking in check I think.


Title: Anti Climax
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 29, 2007, 16:36:27
It was light hearted banter with Birdy.