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ben you never did my work for me, i only managed to write 200 words and gave up.

you never told me what I had to do?

What happened to the other thread where we were coming up with screenplays for you? Did you delete it so there was no evidence that you'd stolen our ideas?

I deleted it in case they chose my work to check for plagiarism cos it's happened to me before.

You didn't go for the zombie train idea though? you should do that next time.

I stole my idea from a billy bragg song. it's ok cos the idea didn't need to be original.

I will do a zombie train film one day. I promise. you can play the main role.

Ace. Will I win? Can it have an ace continuous fight scene like in Old Boy? But with really bad drunken pussy fighting?

make sure its a green zombie train, don't want to upset anyone.

The fight scene needs pool cues, all zombie films (since Shaun of the Dead) need pool cues. I kind of like the idea of flailing arms and squealing like a girl.

It's going to be a pink train going into a large tunnel. Psychoanalyse that you dead German cunt.

And can it have the dialog..

Fit Sexy Love Interest Bird: Stop hitting him Ben, he's bleeding enough!

Ben: I'm colour-blind babe, I don't see no red.

I think your murderous rampage should be caused by a prick anoying you whilst playing pool and then spillage of your pint. Your fit sexy love interest bird will admire your skillz and want to jump your bones.

somewhere along the line there is a train and some zombies but we'll sort that out later

and by the name of all that is holy, what the fuck is reggae reggar sauce?

I like it.

I think I should fight Ben......just because....

In the film or just generally?

in the film, so its staged.....otherwise I might inflict some serious damage on you  8)

if only you'd never shaved or cut your hair, otherwise I would have cast you as Jesus.

flammableBen versus Jesus85.

mega!

I agree. Unless you're the one who knocks over my pint and sonic does some sort of classic directing trick of not telling me the filming's started or what's going to happen. You'd be a dead man.

 :(

I feel I've missed out on lots of things by getting my hair cut

As I still have the hair does that mean I can turn out to be Jesus half way through and have to battle with myself? Some sort of face yourself dream sequences. I could nail myself to a cross. You'd win an oscar for that.

bad luck Jesus wasn't blonde.
































OR REAL.

I am real  :x

My hair goes quite dark if I don't wash it for a few days. That would cover it.

As for the real bit, it's a film not a documentary and to be honest, this baby is writing itself.

you stole my billy bragg idea! do i get a credit?

don't say that. He'll have to delete the thread again.