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That is the question?

Do i have a sensible night in or go out?

Bearing in mind tomorrow will be mental with football and then a wedding.

Do you really expect me to answer that Ralphy ?

 :mrgreen:

I'm pretty sure you can guess which way I'd vote

Its conundrum,  I'll go and sit in a dark room and think about it.......

ben you fancy a couple later? just gonna build a bbq thingy then might go out?

I have my sensible head on tonight for some reason.

Maybe the thought of a hangover tomorrow scares me.

Knew you would go out Ash!

Wish i lived in Swindon  :(

Move here Ralph

We can work out our council tax properly rather than your inbred lot

footy factory : I am single

working until about midnight. Rich's band are playing in the royal oak tonight I think Sipie said. Might go and see if they're still drinking after work.

I looked on the Swindon Borough Council site and the banding is actually identical!

Property is cheaper in Swindon though.

What would £160k get me?

text me when your close to ending might pop up if you wanta  few

A damn site more than you got at the moment mate

will do. I'll try and get out early.

This is teh spirit we like, if you serve beer at yours I can head up early, lets get messy (I have a 10am so cant get too messy)

Is it hair or nails this week mate ?

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

He doesn't go to a barber either. He goes to a unisex salon  :mrgreen:

That is sooooo fucking gay, I am going to ask him if he is Toni or Guy ?

:soapy tit wank:

So do I.  :oops:

Gayer !

I'll be in the Royal Oak propping up the bar until the early hours of the morning.

Getting there in an hour or so

Is that relevant ? - I thought you only had a percentage of the equity.

Lads i need some moral support.

Just got home with 3 bottles of Rose Wine and 8 cans of Strongbow.

A very nice girl is coming over.

I haven't done fuck all dating for months and months.

How can i woo her?

Get as many cans down your neck as possible before she arrives and play lionel ritchie at full volume?

Whilst I don't know you - this could therefore be an error, maybe just be yourself.

Pull your cock out and say 'well, it won't suck itself!'

 :D

Get her pissed, promise her the world and don't show her your dancing 'skills'. Job done and nuts wet.

I think you should leave your Sister alone

3 bottles of plonk and 8 cans of Strongbow eh...

flopping your little soldier out is prob not the best way but laughter is everything, so show her them dance moves as someone has suggested...

ralphy ralphy ralphy, if you had taken care of your haircuts this wouldnt have happened.....

Don't invite her over yours....meet her at the pub to avoid any awkward situations. Then after take her back.

Bad move mate.

Ralphys a skin flint :mrgreen:

Also did you not know that she was coming over at 5pm?

Ask her whether she likes her eggs fried, boiled or fertilised!

Actually....  It's "I am single"   :D

Sorry... but as the world's biggest Footy Factory fan I couldn't let that slip!

is it Angela from the flat above you???

i'd fuck her rotten

That sounds very fucking familiar  :?

Works for me  8)

She just left  :D

Did you da da da da da daaah get jiggy with it?

A gentleman doesn't tell.

Is it too early to go to the pub again?

no then.

Bump.

Who's off to the pub tonight?

Ralphy, when you see Ange say i want to play with her puppies :soapy tit wank:

Not me I still feel crappy. Probably going to the county tomorrow night to take the piss out of 'Pistoled' who were shite when I last saw them. Not on the booze now though  :?

I'm not, I'm riding my pony.

Magic i will tell her now.

She just got in from work.

IS it little?

Yes he's called Cotton Candy.

I'm so bored  :?

Shall i go now  :D

I shall be in Roaring Donkey tonight for a few beers  :beers:  just a chilled one tho.  Lively night on the town tomorrow hopefully and for all you booze fans Lloyds Bar opens Sunday  8)

so its your 'my little pony'??!
http://theory.chem.umn.edu/~taisung/mlp.jpg

Im going for a couple after work in old town. Then i will be out with the townenda tomorrow.

I'm out in Swindon tomorrow.

Fuck off, My horse isn't Purple!!

This is Cotton Candy

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/Lucy78/CottonCandy.jpg

what did she say?

tell her i'll be down (on her) soon :wink:

Her boyfriend is big.

I wouldn't advise that.

not interested in her boyfriend  :wink:

I shall look out for a guy taking photos of himself  :soapy tit wank:

Make sure you save some money for Monday Wee Dave.

OI  :evil:

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Just jokes, should be around old town with Give_Us_an_S and few others probably heading down town later in the night.  Where you headed Ralph?

I shall be with Ash and we're staying around Old Town.

Rouge probally.  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Rouge is good  8)  but cant afford it at the moment.  Often see Ash round Old Town at weekends starting to think he may be a fellow alcoholic  :o

Are you re-mortgaging the flat then?  :mrgreen:

Rouge is great. And if you can stop yourself from having too many private dances, it's no more expensive that any bar in Old Town, but you get some naked women, and it's open til 5am. Perfect.

I spent £200 in an hour when we went to Foxies.

The Boritto Bar next to it is nice though.

bingo

Hey who are you?

Its scotty  :)

ah hello mate, I was freaked then! See you out then

No worries mate, out with Kornat, Chris (Give_Us_an_S) etc tomorrow night so no doubt we will run into you at some point, bring on the weekend  :beers:

Right, i'm off out in Poxfordshire for a drink tonight.

Time to wind the scum up  :twisted:

I'll be out after work possibly. If I can find anyone.

Ben meet me and ralph

Will do. I'll give you a bell/text around midnight.

no probs

I'm not going out

Ralphy's drinking with David Cameron tonight.

seriously?

where's he gone then, he must be in my neck of the woods :?

Yeah he text me about half an hour ago, think he's in Chipping Norton still.

Wait for the photos...I bet Ralphy will have some stories to tell!

DV is going to love this  :mrgreen:

yeah he keeps calling me....not gonna answer

moi  :o ?

Ralphy and his little stories eh?  :wink:

cant say I ever read them  :D

Tis all true.

Aceness. Apparently ash meant tomorrow. I rang him at midnight and woke him up. I win.

This forum kills my sleep, ralph calls me about 7 times while in bed, told him to go away, ben calls later, get a text at 8am off a traveller!!

Boo

I thought you meant last night as well until I saw you posting on here

I can't recall ever speaking to you Ash  :D

I saw Nicho and Pook out last night. They think they are so cool, i have even heard them before saying, do you know who we are to women. I hate arrogant footballers. I hope Pook is at Supermarine next year.

   Just out of interest, if you hate them so much, why are you seemingly often within earshot of their conversation?  

   If I'd have made it as a footballer, then I'd have been trying to use it to pull as many birds as possible....its what you'do at their age.

 At first I thought they meant Friday night....as the prospect of bumping into Ralphy and having to have my photo taken loomed horribly.

Because they were stood by the bar. And im an alcoholic and out all the time. I understand what your saying though. Plus my brother knows them and he tells me they always use that line. They could at least pull hot birds!

 The plain ones are often more appreciative of the attention.....

Don't be horrible Reg.