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Title: bog roll Post by: oxford_fan on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 13:40:48 i'm out. any ideas? the shop is miles away.
Title: bog roll Post by: Piemonte on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 13:44:31 kitchen roll? tissues? boxer shorts :wink: ?
Title: bog roll Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 13:46:04 if you are really desperate i guess you could use a j-cloth
Title: bog roll Post by: Barry Potter on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 13:48:49 Dont wipe.
Use back of hand. Use a sock. Old Newspaper. Spray shower up crack bit like a bidet. Not much of thinker are you Oxford Fan? :D Title: bog roll Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 13:56:10 Tissues are the answer.
Title: bog roll Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 13:58:22 use grated cheese
Title: bog roll Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 14:03:46 please dont post pictures of yourself putting grated cheese on your bum
Title: bog roll Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 14:04:14 use the 3 shells
Title: bog roll Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 14:04:36 actually do
Title: bog roll Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 14:07:06 no wait, dont.
Title: bog roll Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 14:07:30 Go to the shops.
Title: bog roll Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 14:08:04 after piemonte's efforts at picturing his bum cleavage, i'd rather OF didn't do the same
Title: bog roll Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 14:09:22 go to the hall's bar and nick one from the toilets in there
Title: bog roll Post by: Whits on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 14:11:13 have a shower straight after, get shit by your feet though ewwwww :shock:
Title: bog roll Post by: oxford_fan on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 14:12:22 Quote from: "Piemonte" kitchen roll? tissues? we dont have any.Quote from: "simon pieman" go to the hall's bar and nick one from the toilets in there we dont have bars per hall, just one union pub.in the end i executed a perfect non-wipe poo. back of the net. Title: bog roll Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 14:13:00 No halls bar :shock:
Title: bog roll Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 14:20:36 back of the net indeed
Title: bog roll Post by: oxford_fan on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 14:22:01 oh dear. a mild itch has surfaced.
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Title: bog roll Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 14:24:16 Onion_Jimbo,
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Title: bog roll Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 14:25:14 I know how to have fun dont i. woo
Title: bog roll Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 14:26:21 sorry for interupting your thread. I think im drunk
Title: bog roll Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 14:44:31 soapy tit wank
Title: bog roll Post by: DMR on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 16:41:23 There's no such thing as a no-wipe poo. Don't be fooled by the slippyness.
Title: bog roll Post by: Whits on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 16:44:48 surely it must have touch the sides on the way through
Title: bog roll Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 16:46:17 and unless you have that area waxed (why would anyone do such a thing???) then surely that area can't be clean
Title: bog roll Post by: Piemonte on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 16:52:19 Quote from: "simon pieman" and unless you have that area waxed (why would anyone do such a thing???) then surely that area can't be clean I have that area shaven :oops: dont mock my anal cleavage pieman :evil: Title: bog roll Post by: janaage on Monday, March 14, 2005, 10:53:31 I can hit a football league referee with a bog roll from 20 yards, as long as he's lecturing the Oldahm keeper at the Town End end at the time. I thought that was my Town End days over, ooooh the memories of last season!!
Title: bog roll Post by: Piemonte on Monday, March 14, 2005, 11:08:40 *sends text to the mad dad hotline* :wink:
Title: bog roll Post by: Boeta on Monday, March 14, 2005, 15:23:23 Poor old James was a bit slow on the uptake wasn't he?
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