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Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Rossi on Monday, April 9, 2007, 18:11:11 Stick them up here. My mate told me that a couple of seasons ago the Liverpool fans chanted: "Steve Bruce, he's got a big fat head" - Brilliant
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Stef Troll on Monday, April 9, 2007, 21:43:13 He's fat and scouse and will probably rob your house its 'insert scouse player name'
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Sade on Monday, April 9, 2007, 21:56:42 Homeasexual goal keeper :oops: Cracks me up everytime despite at first me singing 'I'm a sexual goal keeper' until my dearest boyfriend pointed out that I was singing it incorrectly.
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, April 9, 2007, 22:13:09 These are probably the shittest and least funny suggestions to ever grace football fora
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Sade on Monday, April 9, 2007, 22:18:10 shut up you.
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, April 9, 2007, 22:34:50 I'm right though, Sadie
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: DiV on Monday, April 9, 2007, 22:55:16 why on earth would anyone sing "I'm a sexual goalkeeper"?
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: yeo on Monday, April 9, 2007, 23:51:14 :mrgreen:
Im going to sing that next week..think i'll invent a little dance to go with it 8) Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Amir on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 00:03:57 Dirty Barthezs!
http://www.gg2.net/photogallery/photos/09160206.jpg Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Esso #13 on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 10:33:35 i still love "world cup, and you fucked it up" sung by arsenal and everton to graham poll earlier this season
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 10:36:15 Still the think the "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams" song was the best. Sung just after he was diagnosed with mild schizophrenia. :soapy tit wank:
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 10:39:36 These 2 are ace
Park Park, wherever you may be, you eat dog in your own country but it could be worse, you could be scouse eating dog in your council house Van-per-sie when a girl says no, molest her! although I'd vote for the classic TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA TOWWWWWWWWELL over both Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 10:46:36 Quote from: "Piemonte" Van-per-sie when a girl says no, molest her! Brilliant :soapy tit wank: Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 10:48:01 I think it came yesterday when Torquay started singing you dirty northern bastards to US!!!!!
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 10:53:59 I got a book of funny football chants. Granted they are from Scottish football but I will have to dig out a few of the best tonight. :mrgreen:
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 10:57:34 Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy" Still the think the "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams" song was the best. Sung just after he was diagnosed with mild schizophrenia. :soapy tit wank: schizophrenia's nothing to do with split personalities though, so it doesn't really make sense. Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 10:58:32 Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy" I got a book of funny football chants. Granted they are from Scottish football but I will have to dig out a few of the best tonight. :mrgreen: They published one a couple of years ago called "Shit Ground, No Fans" - that was pretty poor to be honest. Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 11:02:26 This book is called "Two Andy Gorams". Its ok from what I remember, havent read it for a bit though.
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 11:02:37 Quote from: "sonic youth" Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy" Still the think the "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams" song was the best. Sung just after he was diagnosed with mild schizophrenia. :soapy tit wank: schizophrenia's nothing to do with split personalities though, so it doesn't really make sense. Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 11:04:38 it's fact!
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 11:10:07 yes, but if all football songs were litteral it would be fucking boring, and therefore not funny.
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: my-velocity on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 12:00:32 At MK last season a bloke chanted "Chedder cheese stand, Chedder Chese stand ohoh" :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: was funny at the time :?
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: orangearmy on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 12:35:41 Quote from: "Piemonte" These 2 are ace Park Park, wherever you may be, you eat dog in your own country but it could be worse, you could be scouse eating dog in your council house Van-per-sie when a girl says no, molest her! although I'd vote for the classic TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA TOWWWWWWWWELL over both Actually its: Park Park, wherever you may be, you eat dog in your own country but it could be worse, you could be scouse eating rats in your council house my fav in the tune of Fedde Le Grand - Put Your Hands Up For Detroit Put Your Hands Up Put Your Hands Up Put Your Hands Up For Dirk Kuyt!! Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Cookie on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 12:42:03 I liked the:
(to Monster by The Automatic) What's that flying over your head, is it a blue seat is it a red seat At the Rovers game. Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Spud on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 12:48:29 Quote from: "Cookie" I liked the: (to Monster by The Automatic) What's that flying over your head, is it a blue seat is it a red seat At the Rovers game. :soapy tit wank: Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: stfctownenda on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 13:00:28 Good chant outside the ground at the protests yesterday:
Hes fat, hes round, hes hiding in the ground, Mickey D, Mickey D. Its a simple classic I liked it :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 13:47:20 14:05, Saturday 7th April at Edgar Street.
10 Hereford Chavs singing "Is that all you take away!!" roughly 20 minutes before another 1500 town fans turned up, hehe Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Spud on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 13:49:01 How about Torquay fans singing "You dirty Northern Bastards!" yesterday :-))(
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: The_Plagiarist on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 14:06:36 Bobby Holt is a cunty cunty cunt
a cunty cunty cunt a cunty cunty cunt Bobby Holt is a cunty cunty cunt a cunty cunty cunt a cunty cunty cunt Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 14:27:43 Quote from: "fatbury" I think it came yesterday when Torquay started singing you dirty northern bastards to US!!!!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Already beat you to that one Spuddy old chap! Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 15:07:41 Quote from: "The_Plagiarist" Bobby Holt is a cunty cunty cunt a cunty cunty cunt a cunty cunty cunt Bobby Holt is a cunty cunty cunt a cunty cunty cunt a cunty cunty cunt Cant work out what tune that is to, but I like it. :| Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: mattboyslim on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 15:08:45 Quote from: "Piemonte" Quote from: "The_Plagiarist" Bobby Holt is a cunty cunty cunt a cunty cunty cunt a cunty cunty cunt Bobby Holt is a cunty cunty cunt a cunty cunty cunt a cunty cunty cunt Cant work out what tune that is to, but I like it. :| Yellow Submarine? Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: The_Plagiarist on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 15:28:12 To the tune of A Day in the life
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: The_Plagiarist on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 15:29:19 No wait, you're right, it was to the tune of Yellow Submarine
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 15:29:59 I like the Yellow Submarine one
8) 8) Going to be singing it all evening now :| Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: mexico red on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 18:07:03 Quote from: "The_Plagiarist" To the tune of A Day in the life fuck me try singing that to a day in the life!! Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 18:12:00 There are no holes in Blackburn.
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: DMR on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 21:44:55 "Down with the Ripper, you're going down with the Ripper"
I think it was Man Utd at Lee Bowyer "2 more, he only needs 2 more" Arsenal when Poll booked an Everton player this season They both made I smile Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 08:14:58 He puts his lipstick, his sarong on,
Beckham is a tranny and he should be called Yvonne He wears his wifes knickers all around the house, Beckhams coming out out out! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Beckham is a tranny! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Beckham is a tranny! Even Brooklyn calls him "mammy"! Beckhams coming out out out! Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: The_Plagiarist on Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 13:33:25 Who's that snorting on the touchline
who's that drinking in the bar Tony Adams and his mate and he looks a fucking state and he's not allowed to drive a motorcar! Town fans welcome the donkey to football management! Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 13:42:23 Quote from: "The_Plagiarist" Who's that snorting on the touchline Repeated constantly for about 20 minutes :D who's that drinking in the bar Tony Adams and his mate and he looks a fucking state and he's not allowed to drive a motorcar! Town fans welcome the donkey to football management! I think the Torquay fans on monday is definitely up there as mentioned before. I also like one I saw in a book where QPR fans chanted "going down, going down, going down" to which Town fans replied "So are we, so are we, so are we!" Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: STFC4LIFE on Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 14:03:22 Lasagne ohhh Lasagne ooohh
We laughed ourselves to bits, when Tottenham got the shits. Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 14:03:51 Half the premiership did that Reeves!
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 18:25:26 Quote from: "Piemonte" Half the premiership did that Reeves! :oops: I still find it amusing though! Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 18:32:17 I recall being at loftus rd when I was young and the scoreboard set fire, town fans:-
'QPR is buring down burning down burning down' Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Give us an S on Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 22:01:42 Oxford fans singing:
"We're going up as fucking champions!" :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, April 12, 2007, 08:47:57 "You should have gone christmas shopping"
Swindon fans to Walsall when we beat them 2 - 0 Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Thursday, April 12, 2007, 08:54:16 Theyr'e Dirty and they're smelly,
They come fae near Lochgelly, They havnae got a telly, The Cowden Family. :soapy tit wank: Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: The_Plagiarist on Thursday, April 12, 2007, 13:20:45 hideous butchery of the ENGLISH language.
your queen would have you impaled on a spike Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Thursday, April 12, 2007, 14:12:43 Quote from: "The_Plagiarist" hideous butchery of the ENGLISH language. What? that old German lady?your queen would have you impaled on a spike Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Esso #13 on Friday, April 13, 2007, 15:23:19 Quote from: "fatbury" I think it came yesterday when Torquay started singing you dirty northern bastards to US!!!!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: was amusing....however, is there anyone that isnt north of them? Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Esso #13 on Friday, April 13, 2007, 15:26:15 Quote from: "STFC4LIFE" Lasagne ohhh Lasagne ooohh We laughed ourselves to bits, when Tottenham got the shits. Love it mate...Potter sang that for about a week....got sick of it after that ! Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: kaufman on Friday, April 13, 2007, 16:36:38 This one is sung at Old Trafford, every Christmas time to the tune of 'Feed the World'...
Feed the Scousers, Let them know its Christmas time.. Ten men went to lift, Went to lift Frank Lampard, Ten men and their dumper truck went to lift Frank Lampard. Another Scouse gem... Don't blame it on the Biscan, Don't blame it on the Hamann, Don't blame it on the Finnan, Blame it on Traore, He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. When Newcastle took the lead against FC Basle of Switzerland the Toon Army began chanting... You're not yodelling, You're not yodelling, You're not yodelling anymore When Niall Quinn played for Man City we started the following song for him in tribute to his sad fashion sense. To the tune of "Here we go, here we go....." Niall Quinn's disco pants are the best, They go up from his arse to his chest, They are better than Adam & the Ants, Niall Quinn's... disco pants This witty gem was sung by the Gunners when Emmanuel Petit played in North London... He's blonde, He's quick, His names a porno flick, Emmanuelle, Emmanuelle From a Liverpool v Portsmouth game at Anfield a couple of seasons ago when Phil Thompson was covering for Gerard Houlier after his heart problems... Get your nostrils, Get your nostrils, Get your nostrils off the pitch Everton were playing Swindon Town and were beating them 6-2 - the Everton fans were singing "Going down, going down, going down..." The Swindon fans instantly sang back... So are we, So are we, So are we :D In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match.. He's red, He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad This one was sung by Birmingham fans at St Andrews to WBA this season... Id rather have a speedboat than Kanu, Id rather have a speedboat than Kanu Yes Id rather have a speedboat, Rather have a speedboat, Rather have a speedboat than Kanu. Id rather have a raft than Kanu Id rather have a raft than Kanu Yes Id rather have a raft, rather have a raft, rather have a raft than Kanu. Now Id rather f*****g drown that have Kanu, Now Id rather f*****g drown that have Kanu, Yes Id rather f*****g drown, Rather f*****g drown, Rather f*****g drown than have Kanu Northern Ireland chant for the only player who has a hope of scoring Away in a manger no crib for a bed, The little lord Jesus lay down his sweet head, The stars in the bright sky looked down where HEEEEELAY HEEEEELAY HEEEEEELAY! Chelsea v Basle on a wet winters night many years ago... You're French, and you know you are... Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Boeta on Friday, April 13, 2007, 17:01:06 wasn't it 5-2 against everton at goodison. now i think of it it probably was 6-2. nijholt sent off though as i remember. didn't it go 2-0 everton, nijholt sent off, 2-2, then everton scored the rest? i was in the home stand for some reason too boring to tell
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Esso #13 on Thursday, April 19, 2007, 15:42:54 What about.....
Matty Heywoods illegitimate He aint got no birth certificate He's got aids and can't get rid of it He's a fucking wanker.... :D Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Thursday, April 19, 2007, 15:44:10 Quote from: "Esso #13" What about..... Hes not as bad as O'HanlonMatty Heywoods illegitimate He aint got no birth certificate He's got aids and can't get rid of it He's a fucking wanker.... :D Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Esso #13 on Thursday, April 19, 2007, 16:05:45 i suppose....still, the town end sung it vs city last year...just remembered it :D
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Batch on Thursday, April 19, 2007, 16:13:54 Sing when you're Whaling,
You only sing when you're Whaling Jock fans to the Norweigans during thier weeks holiday in France '98 Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: kaufman on Thursday, April 19, 2007, 16:27:55 Quote from: "Boeta" wasn't it 5-2 against everton at goodison. now i think of it it probably was 6-2. nijholt sent off though as i remember. didn't it go 2-0 everton, nijholt sent off, 2-2, then everton scored the rest? i was in the home stand for some reason too boring to tell was andy mutch who was sent off Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, April 19, 2007, 16:32:25 Mutch was sent off before we even scored - which says alot.
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Thursday, April 19, 2007, 17:53:17 Saves the W(h)ales, Save the Whales, we're the Famous tartan Army and we're here to save the whales.
Scotland fans in the Faroe Islands/Iceland. Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: axs on Thursday, April 19, 2007, 21:49:25 almost any conference side in the latter half of this season singing to Poxford: (to the tune of the Automatic)
Whats that coming over the hill, is it the Daggers, is it the Daggers! Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Stef Troll on Thursday, April 19, 2007, 23:21:29 The Kassam stadium is falling down, falling down, falling down
The Kassam stadium is falling down, lets all laugh Build it up with shit and stones, shit and stones, shit and stones Build it up with shit and stones fucking Oxford wankers Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Summerof69 on Friday, April 20, 2007, 08:21:37 He's bald, He's shit
He plays when no-ones fit Pascal Cygan, Pascal Cygan Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Red81 on Sunday, April 22, 2007, 19:07:08 Singing to Walsall back in december when we were 2-0 up... "You should've gone christmas shopping!" fucking genius!
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Chubbs on Monday, April 23, 2007, 17:38:59 to trollop
your a cunt, your dads a lege Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, April 23, 2007, 17:40:04 He's the meanest....
Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, April 23, 2007, 21:36:51 "Have you ever seen a Tiger fuck a Fish?"
Hull to Grimsby fans. Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: flammableBen on Monday, April 23, 2007, 22:42:01 If the Grimsby fans didn't reply with.
"I've seen a fish fuck a tiger" then they have no imagination and should be condemned to live in a Northern fishing village for ever. Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: mexico red on Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 00:09:25 kinky tom wins this hands down.
wrexham away this season, ince comes on as sub for debut, ball is passed to him on edge of area........ "go on son make a name for yourself." Title: Funniest Football chants you have heard Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 09:32:26 Quote from: "mexico red" kinky tom wins this hands down. not really a chant though :Pwrexham away this season, ince comes on as sub for debut, ball is passed to him on edge of area........ "go on son make a name for yourself." |