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Title: Useful advice
Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 16:35:36
Don't eat poppadoms and then take soluble co-codamol, it's the most repulsive aftertaste ever


Title: Useful advice
Post by: Amir on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 17:31:05
If you fancy a menthol cigarette, rather than buy a full packet, use mouthwash before you light up.


Title: Useful advice
Post by: lebowski on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 18:03:29
avoid any unneccesary scrotal surgery by removing any genital piercings before using the "black hole" water flume at butlins, bognor regis


Title: Useful advice
Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 18:37:41
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.


Title: Useful advice
Post by: dogs on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 19:19:36
How many people live in glass houses?  8)


Title: Useful advice
Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 21:10:51
Quote from: "lebowski"
avoid any unneccesary scrotal surgery by removing any genital piercings before using the "black hole" water flume at butlins, bognor regis


Personal experience?


Title: Useful advice
Post by: TalkTalk on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:20:54
Never walk backwards in flip flops.


Title: Useful advice
Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:23:07
Life's a cunt and then you marry one


Title: Useful advice
Post by: TalkTalk on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:24:21
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Life's a cunt and then you marry one

Yup.

But I divorced her  :P


Title: Useful advice
Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:25:41
I'm never getting married. I'm not that stupid  :mrgreen:


Title: Useful advice
Post by: TalkTalk on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:27:24
Quote from: "STFCBird"
I'm never getting married. I'm not that stupid  :mrgreen:

Good girl. You know it makes sense.


Title: Useful advice
Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:30:25
Or I'll find a rich man, divorce him, take all his money and house and move to the carribean  8)


Title: Useful advice
Post by: TalkTalk on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:31:51
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Or I'll find a rich man, divorce him, take all his money and house and move to the carribean  8)

An even finer and commendable strategy.

Try http://www.iamarichmanlookingforawomantoripmeoff.com


Title: Useful advice
Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:33:33
It's either that or me and Sussex will end up living in a tug boat on the thames  :(


Title: Useful advice
Post by: TalkTalk on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:36:00
Quote from: "STFCBird"
It's either that or me and Sussex will end up living in a tug boat on the thames  :(

I quite like the idea of a tug boat.

Unrelenting hand jobs.


Title: Useful advice
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:36:26
Don't eat the fire exit. If there's a fire you'll be fucked.


Title: Useful advice
Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:40:46
Quote from: "TalkTalk"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
It's either that or me and Sussex will end up living in a tug boat on the thames  :(

I quite like the idea of a tug boat.

Unrelenting hand jobs.


You mean you want a rubber ring on the end of it?  :o


Title: Useful advice
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Monday, March 5, 2007, 11:46:29
Do not wank arfter using any sort of heat rub! also don't finger fuck your missus. it burns it burns!


Title: Useful advice
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, March 5, 2007, 13:01:28
The ring fire?