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Title: Useful advice Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 17:52:24 Don't eat poppadoms and then take soluble co-codamol, it's the most repulsive aftertaste ever
Title: Useful advice Post by: Amir on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 18:47:53 If you fancy a menthol cigarette, rather than buy a full packet, use mouthwash before you light up.
Title: Useful advice Post by: lebowski on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 19:20:17 avoid any unneccesary scrotal surgery by removing any genital piercings before using the "black hole" water flume at butlins, bognor regis
Title: Useful advice Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 19:54:29 People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Title: Useful advice Post by: dogs on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 20:36:24 How many people live in glass houses? 8)
Title: Useful advice Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 22:27:39 Quote from: "lebowski" avoid any unneccesary scrotal surgery by removing any genital piercings before using the "black hole" water flume at butlins, bognor regis Personal experience? Title: Useful advice Post by: TalkTalk on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 23:37:42 Never walk backwards in flip flops.
Title: Useful advice Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 23:39:55 Life's a cunt and then you marry one
Title: Useful advice Post by: TalkTalk on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 23:41:09 Quote from: "STFCBird" Life's a cunt and then you marry one Yup. But I divorced her :P Title: Useful advice Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 23:42:29 I'm never getting married. I'm not that stupid :mrgreen:
Title: Useful advice Post by: TalkTalk on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 23:44:12 Quote from: "STFCBird" I'm never getting married. I'm not that stupid :mrgreen: Good girl. You know it makes sense. Title: Useful advice Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 23:47:13 Or I'll find a rich man, divorce him, take all his money and house and move to the carribean 8)
Title: Useful advice Post by: TalkTalk on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 23:48:39 Quote from: "STFCBird" Or I'll find a rich man, divorce him, take all his money and house and move to the carribean 8) An even finer and commendable strategy. Try http://www.iamarichmanlookingforawomantoripmeoff.com Title: Useful advice Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 23:50:21 It's either that or me and Sussex will end up living in a tug boat on the thames :(
Title: Useful advice Post by: TalkTalk on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 23:52:48 Quote from: "STFCBird" It's either that or me and Sussex will end up living in a tug boat on the thames :( I quite like the idea of a tug boat. Unrelenting hand jobs. Title: Useful advice Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 23:53:14 Don't eat the fire exit. If there's a fire you'll be fucked.
Title: Useful advice Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, March 4, 2007, 23:57:34 Quote from: "TalkTalk" Quote from: "STFCBird" It's either that or me and Sussex will end up living in a tug boat on the thames :( I quite like the idea of a tug boat. Unrelenting hand jobs. You mean you want a rubber ring on the end of it? :o Title: Useful advice Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Monday, March 5, 2007, 13:03:17 Do not wank arfter using any sort of heat rub! also don't finger fuck your missus. it burns it burns!
Title: Useful advice Post by: STFCBird on Monday, March 5, 2007, 14:18:16 The ring fire?
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