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Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Titch on Monday, March 7, 2005, 11:40:07
Following on from SussexRed's weekend exploits.  What is the oldest woman you have ever shagged?  Of course this is dependent on your age but just trying to figure out if i am odd! :D

Mine is currently 59 (I was 23 at the time) although must say she did look younger!  :?


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, March 7, 2005, 12:05:35
You're probably not odd......I'd be a bit quizzical though if you had a thing for 80+ women.


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: McLovin on Monday, March 7, 2005, 12:56:16
21 is my oldest...  :?


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Sussex on Monday, March 7, 2005, 13:32:05
Mine is 44, it was a few yers ago now though. I'm 31 now.


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Amir on Monday, March 7, 2005, 13:40:50
I didn't ask, but I'd go for late thirties.


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, March 7, 2005, 13:48:26
Quote from: "Amir Khan"
I didn't ask, but I'd go for late thirties.


she didn't look young and fit then??? :?

mine is 34 when i was 21. :wink:


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Amir on Monday, March 7, 2005, 13:51:30
Quote

she didn't look young and fit then???  



It was the day of the Rugby World Cup win and QPR at home.  


I don't remember.


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, March 7, 2005, 14:04:16
28, my girlfriend last night


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 7, 2005, 14:07:38
Quote from: "Piemonte2"
28, my girlfriend last night


ahhhhh. is she your childhood sweetheart?

don't worry i'm just jealous because i'm married to this laptop  :oops:  :wink:


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Titch on Monday, March 7, 2005, 14:08:28
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, March 7, 2005, 14:15:52
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "Piemonte2"
28, my girlfriend last night


ahhhhh. is she your childhood sweetheart?

don't worry i'm just jealous because i'm married to this laptop  :oops:  :wink:


shes not, its just that the majority of the other birds i've shagged have been younger than me!

You laptopophile


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 7, 2005, 14:16:49
hey at least there's

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/simon_pieman/FishyAftertaste-4767.jpg


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, March 7, 2005, 14:31:30
picture dont work


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:08:48
I am still with my childhood sweetheart. Seven years this year.  :)


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:10:07
Quote from: "Piemonte2"
picture dont work


does it work now mofo?


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Titch on Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:13:22
Quote from: "blinkpip"
I am still with my childhood sweetheart. Seven years this year.  :)


Aaaaahhhh, isn't love a wonderful thing!!!  :D


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:14:58
Quote from: "blinkpip"
I am still with my childhood sweetheart. Seven years this year.  :)


Have you married yet?


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:17:08
No, I think we might on are 10 year anniversary.
But I will try and get out of it.  :mrgreen:


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:18:58
Quote from: "blinkpip"
No, I think we might on are 10 year anniversary.
But I will try and get out of it.  :mrgreen:


:ha you better start saving, she's been planning this for years


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:19:43
bollocks to that I am still young.  :evil:


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Titch on Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:20:56
Thats irrelevant as far as the woman is concerned!


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:25:00
How about changing this poll to the youngest person shagged. That would be interesting.


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:30:25
Quote from: "blinkpip"
How about changing this poll to the youngest person shagged. That would be interesting.


you fucking paedo


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Barry Potter on Monday, March 7, 2005, 17:41:14
Quote from: "blinkpip"
How about changing this poll to the youngest person shagged. That would be interesting.


I shagged a 14 year old once. :twisted:


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, March 7, 2005, 18:04:03
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "blinkpip"
How about changing this poll to the youngest person shagged. That would be interesting.


you fucking paedo

Your sick dude. I didn't mean it like that.
Everyone takes things the wrong way on here.  :wall


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, March 7, 2005, 18:04:47
Quote from: "Barry Potter"
Quote from: "blinkpip"
How about changing this poll to the youngest person shagged. That would be interesting.


I shagged a 14 year old once. :twisted:

How old were you at the time thou?


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Boeta on Monday, March 7, 2005, 18:05:19
Hahaha blinkpip is so fucking thick it's really quite remarkable


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Barry Potter on Monday, March 7, 2005, 18:05:50
Quote from: "blinkpip"
Quote from: "Barry Potter"
Quote from: "blinkpip"
How about changing this poll to the youngest person shagged. That would be interesting.


I shagged a 14 year old once. :twisted:

How old were you at the time thou?


51.


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Barry Potter on Monday, March 7, 2005, 18:07:43
Sorry,meant to type 15.

Crap joke. :oops:


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, March 7, 2005, 18:09:00
Quote from: "Boeta"
Hahaha blinkpip is so fucking thick it's really quite remarkable

Fuck you glos wanker.


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Boeta on Monday, March 7, 2005, 18:10:07
That's about as offensive as a ladybird.


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, March 7, 2005, 18:11:14
bout offensive as your batting then, very shit.


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, March 7, 2005, 18:21:54
Quote from: "blinkpip"
I am still with my childhood sweetheart. Seven years this year.  :)


How can you have been together since you were both eight?


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, March 7, 2005, 18:23:47
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
Quote from: "blinkpip"
I am still with my childhood sweetheart. Seven years this year.  :)


How can you have been together since you were both eight?

Since I was 15. I am 22 now.  :?


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, March 7, 2005, 18:28:56
Oh, I thought you were fifteen because of your music tastes. Shouldn't you have grown out of Blink 182 and their ilk seven years ago?


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, March 7, 2005, 18:33:27
I don't just like blink. I very much like anything that has a heavy guitar in. (not saying blink are heavy).
Does this make Dave Russell 15 then?


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, March 7, 2005, 18:34:45
yes, and walrus.


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, March 7, 2005, 18:39:56
What about me?

  Can I just say that any votes in the 51-60 category are not mine.


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, March 7, 2005, 18:42:53
yeah, reg likes blink.  :P


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, March 7, 2005, 18:42:55
you don't count reg.

and on that note, may i just say:

http://jameswebb.ca/~james/images/ThreadStoppers/seanConnery.jpg


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, March 7, 2005, 18:54:39
Shurely shum mishtake.....nice boots mind, would look good on a bird. Zardoz?


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: yeo on Monday, March 7, 2005, 20:21:11
I bet Dave Russell voted under 16. :shock:


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 7, 2005, 20:23:34
Quote from: "blinkpip"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "blinkpip"
How about changing this poll to the youngest person shagged. That would be interesting.


you fucking paedo

Your sick dude. I didn't mean it like that.
Everyone takes things the wrong way on here.  :wall


how did you mean it?


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: DMR on Monday, March 7, 2005, 20:52:11
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
I bet Dave Russell voted under 16. :shock:


Pah. Rubbish. Sarah was older than me and I was legal.


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: walrus on Monday, March 7, 2005, 21:05:22
Quote from: "blinkpip"
I don't just like blink. I very much like anything that has a heavy guitar in. (not saying blink are heavy).
Does this make Dave Russell 15 then?


Blink - did you wear a Blink 182 hoody on Saturday and sat in Nationwide Stand?


Title: Whats the oldest women you have ever shagged?
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, March 7, 2005, 22:36:20
Quote from: "Walrus"
Quote from: "blinkpip"
I don't just like blink. I very much like anything that has a heavy guitar in. (not saying blink are heavy).
Does this make Dave Russell 15 then?


Blink - did you wear a Blink 182 hoody on Saturday and sat in Nationwide Stand?

No. I don't wear hoodys. I had a Swindon coat on.