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Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 15:29:34
According to the adver the save coate water people are winning. gayness.

I think I'd prefer a university even if it does come with houses. A university would make Swindon better.

http://thisisswindon.co.uk/display.var.1190641.0.bath_close_to_pulling_plug_on_university_plan.php

I think there's probably a bit of over sensationalist journalism from our friends at the adver but still not great news.

I think I'd like to fill coate water with concrete just to piss some people off.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 15:30:30
The answer in create a university that runs courses in marine biology etc etc.

I will wait for a talk talk rant


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: my-velocity on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 15:42:28
Coate waters a nice place, wouldn't want it to be destroyed unless it was for the new stadium of course. :D


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 15:44:57
Nice Place? It's a fucking oversized diseased pond.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 16:04:08
Coate Water is ace in the summer, a big boooooooooooooo in flammables direction.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: Chubbs on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 16:34:03
i actualy support the save coate water campaign, as a child we'd go there for family days out spash in the pool play in the sand pit then as i got older play a bit of golf with the old man, its full of memories that place for me and i would be sad to see it go.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 16:35:59
I'm glad coate looks like being saved. I like it there.

I'm also all for renaming these new Universities back to Polytechnics and Technical Colleges. Bloody Blair and his dumbass 'everyone should have a degree' ethos.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: mattboyslim on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 16:46:51
They aren't gonna fill the bloody lake with concrete just develop up to the edge of the park -like at Lydiard, as I understand it.  If it'd a 'University' there or nowhere then they shoudl get cracking and build it.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 16:53:28
Quote from: "mattboyslim"
They aren't gonna fill the bloody lake with concrete just develop up to the edge of the park -like at Lydiard, as I understand it.  If it'd a 'University' there or nowhere then they shoudl get cracking and build it.


 They should build it in fucking Bath.   Who wants tax dodgers in our Town?

  FB may be  found floating in the blue green algae.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: hansgruber on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 17:00:53
I loved Coate Water. Do they still have crazy golf and pitch 'n' putt?


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 17:07:47
Quote from: "hansgruber"
I loved Coate Water. Do they still have crazy golf and pitch 'n' putt?


 Yep...and you can still hire a pedalo and the bird hide is still there and the model railway runs on a Sunday (weather permitting)

 Only a Council as monumentally stupid as SBC could countenance agreeing to depradate the area by a housing development.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 17:08:54
Do they still have that really attractive concrete diving board that I can only ever remember being closed because it was too dangerous?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wiltshire/content/images/2006/02/22/swindon_postcard_73_470x301.jpg

Please say it's still there 8)


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: thedarkprince on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 17:13:07
Isn't getting a uni one of the criteria for becoming a city?   Just need a cathedral and it'll be SCFC  :-))(    :nono:


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 17:13:26
Its still ther OST......its only closed because the water iis dangerous.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 17:18:55
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Its still ther OST......its only closed because the water iis dangerous.


Absoulutely marvellous. It reassuring to know in these ever changing times, that some things will never, ever change 8)


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 17:23:30
My old man used to take me to Coate Water and Lydiard Park every Sunday in the summer. It was ace, some of my fave childhood memories are there 8)

I feel nostalgic now you cunts.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: genf_stfc on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 17:29:16
Coate water would just end up full of traffic cones if there was a University !

I think the ideal place for a Universtiy would be near j17 of the M4...


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 17:54:22
I can remember one summer a few mates i used to knock about with dived into the Lake at Coate & some swallowed that foamy shit, i still can't believe they survived.  :shock:

They should have bought the 'I SURVIVED THE COATE WATER FOAM' t-shirts.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 17:55:17
Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Its still ther OST......its only closed because the water iis dangerous.


Absoulutely marvellous. It reassuring to know in these ever changing times, that some things will never, ever change 8)


 If only that were true.....SBC a few years back in their infinite stupidity wanted to blow up the diving platfrom...there was a bit of public outrage, which pointed out to blow it up would cost money whereas leaving it would cost nothing.

 I've never forgiven the cunts for knocking down the hot house in Queens Park.   Brilliant thing.....my kids as nippers were fascinated by the cacti with the mural of the desert behind it and the terrapins in the pond.....probably the sort of thing which prevented them becoming  solvent sniffing taggers.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: Give us an S on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 18:04:51
I think we should keep Coate water too. It needs to be refurbished a bit though. Cant beat a bit of pitch n putt and crazeeeeeeeee golf. What ever happened to the pedalos and the mini train?

However on the plus side for a university it does bring lots of nice young girlies who are up for any thing!!! I would like to take them to Coate water for some fun.

 :soapy tit wank:


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 18:10:34
It was never about the uni - it was a business park and 2000+ housing development with a uni tacked on to ram it thru planning. A lot like the Asda Walmart deal that was what lay behind MKFranchise. If we do need a uni, it should be a town centre campus.

<declares interest>The edge of the housing estate was going to be right outside my front window - in fact the last set of developer plans has a dual carriageway access road going through either my lounge or kitchen. But it was still a shit idea and I'm well chuffed it failed even if it means I don't get to cash in on a CPO!</declares interest>


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 18:21:48
Quote from: "Give_us_an_S"
What ever happened to the pedalos and the mini train?

The mini-trains still there - runs weekends and school holidays. My lads love it! And, erm, I only go on to make sure they're safe obviously  :oops:


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 18:57:22
What's wrong with the water? Is it full of AIDS?


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 19:01:57
You're all wrong and I don't even care about the university any more, I just want coate water destroyed. Mwa ha ha ha ha.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: Chubbs on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 19:28:23
Quote from: "sonic youth"
What's wrong with the water? Is it full of AIDS?

have you seen the colour of it?


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 19:38:26
Quote from: "flammableBen"
You're all wrong and I don't even care about the university any more, I just want coate water destroyed. Mwa ha ha ha ha.


    Are you sat there stroking a pussy?  Obviously of the feline variety, as you crazed megalomaniacs never get the birds.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 19:38:34
Not been there for about ten years Sebbo, is it bright purple?


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 19:41:24
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "flammableBen"
You're all wrong and I don't even care about the university any more, I just want coate water destroyed. Mwa ha ha ha ha.


    Are you sat there stroking a pussy?  Obviously of the feline variety, as you crazed megalomaniacs never get the birds.


I'm allergic to cat's so I think my career as a crazed megalomaniac might be off to a bad start.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 19:45:31
Quote from: "sonic youth"
Not been there for about ten years Sebbo, is it bright purple?


 I think we should hold an unofficial TEF barbeque sometime probably in the late spring at Coate Water.....FB can provide burgers, we could have a pitch and putt/crazy golf  tournament....bird watching for the interested and pedalo races.

 Supplies could be easilty ferried from Chez Davis (not Che Guevara) and al fresco beerage taken from  The Sun....


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: TalkTalk on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 19:52:47
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
I will wait for a talk talk rant

No, no rant.

The UoB was never about being interested in Swindon. Only in themselves and attracting a lot more overseas students.

There was fuck all in it for potential undergraduates from Swindon.

It was never about not wanting a university - only that the site was completely wrong.

I don't care what anybody says - Coate Water, the Jefferies landscape and the closeness to the Marlborough Downs are one of the few assets that Swindon has and that many many people love and enjoy. Too good to lose.

I see it as an opportunity to do what should have been (and was!) proposed in the first place. Which is to build a campus at North Star instead of yet more houses as the New Swindon Company intends. Either get Oxford Brookes uni in - they have always been waiting in the wings - or with the soon to be merged Swindon College and New College (NC already offer Foundation Degrees) to build our own university organically.

So, Bath University and Prof Glynnis Breakwell, Les Durrant of DPDS, Redrow & Persimmon Homes. I bet you have all spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on this.

FUCK OFF and take Mike Bastard Bawden and Councillor Barrie Thompson with you.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 19:55:13
Quote from: "TalkTalk"
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
I will wait for a talk talk rant

No, no rant.

The UoB was never about being interested in Swindon. Only in themselves and attracting a lot more overseas students.

There was fuck all in it for potential undergraduates from Swindon.

It was never about not wanting a university - only that the site was completely wrong.

I don't care what anybody says - Coate Water, the Jefferies landscape and the closeness to the Marlborough Downs are one of the few assets that Swindon has and that many many people love and enjoy. Too good to lose.

I see it as an opportunity to do what should have been (and was!) proposed in the first place. Which is to build a campus at North Star instead of yet more houses as the New Swindon Company intends. Either get Oxford Brookes uni in - they have always been waiting in the wings - or with the soon to be merged Swindon College and New College (NC already offer Foundation Degrees) to build our own university organically.

So, Bath University and Prof Glynnis Breakwell, Les Durrant of DPDS, Redrow & Persimmon Homes. I bet you have all spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on this.

FUCK OFF and take Mike Bastard Bawden and Councillor Barrie Thompson with you.


 Amen to that.  :D


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 20:24:53
I've changed my mind. They should build a theme park over it. That would be ace.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 21:29:50
Im in agreemnet with talk talk (dont faint) and Reg to some degree.  What teh town would be worth doing is building a university and halls of residents behind the court on teh old police station.  Re vamp the Wyvern and spend money on Coate and create a university that covers performing arts and wildlife stuff.  I expect we will have another 5000 2 bed flats (I should love that in my job but fuck me how to ruin a local property market - flood it with 2 bed flats due to teh inability to work out what building regs are needed at local planning level)

The problem is this town just doesnt think enough


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 22:32:58
Being the fickle person I am I agree with talk talk and reg a bit as well. But Swindon is in desperate need for something to inject a bit of variety/culture/life (whatever you want to call it) into it and a university could do that. I agree that plastering another lifeless suburb over Coate probably isn't the way to go about it though.

A City campus university would definitely be better.

I still think that Coate Water should be turned into a mental theme park though.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 22:55:05
It could do with a legalised brothel/spliff den IMHO


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: Give us an S on Thursday, February 15, 2007, 15:12:10
Quote from: "pauld"
Quote from: "Give_us_an_S"
What ever happened to the pedalos and the mini train?

The mini-trains still there - runs weekends and school holidays. My lads love it! And, erm, I only go on to make sure they're safe obviously  :oops:


Ace, im going down there at the weekend!! Choooo Choooo!


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: lebowski on Thursday, February 15, 2007, 18:04:12
that crazy golf course really needs a windmill hole


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: Bob's Orange on Saturday, February 17, 2007, 08:29:51
Quote from: "sonic youth"
My old man used to take me to Coate Water and Lydiard Park every Sunday in the summer. It was ace, some of my fave childhood memories are there 8)

I feel nostalgic now you cunts.


Me and my sister used to go in the summer with my grandparents when we was nippers, great childhood memories of the place.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: land_of_bo on Saturday, February 17, 2007, 09:07:36
Used to go there when bunking off college doing my a-levels. Get the college bus to new college, walk to coate, play cards and footy, walk back to get college bus back home.


Title: Fuck Coate Water
Post by: millom red on Sunday, February 18, 2007, 04:25:40
I dont want Coate built on myself either but what gets my goat is when you get oiks like Jean Saunders from Friends of the Earth butting in on all things Swindon Planning when she lives in fuckin Farringdon. Aint she got bigger battles to fight which involve a large slice of the Thames Valley being flooded in her own back yard.?