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Fred Elliot. (Probably not the only one!)

He's in the New Inn drinking with..................

BREZ!!

Lucky bastard. Wish I didn't live in the arse end of the Country...... :(

hmmm poor Brez. :P

I wonder if Mike Ford,   Swindon dwelling ex scummer still drinks in there.

Wonder if Brez will get a taxi home ;)

He just text me as well, cheeky git.

I did say to Fred I hoped Brez wasn't driving :D

But he replied that he was on coke :shock:

One being done for DD.........


And another on drugs!

Why the hell would Brez be in Stratton though? He lives in Rodbourne.

You'd have thought he'd be in the Savaloy, along with all the ohter Eastern Europeans.

I just asked Andy why Brez is over Stratton. The reply I got is 'New inn CU stratton'.

I think Andy's had a few.

Who have thought people who live in Rodbourne could drink in Stratton :o


It barely seems possible.

May have been using the cannons gym at greenbridge

About as likely as Fred having had a few - the very thought!

i can confirm that brezzo was in the new inn :P

mainly cos we were the only people sad enough to respond saying "tell us if he leaves, we're on our way"  8)

So who was first to ask to him when he's signing, and what was his response?

He lives in Priory Vale

He was with some friends who are locals. I left about midnight and he was still there !  8)

Bennett and Leggett were too shy to chat to him  8)

The poor lad doesn't even know himself if he is signing !!!!!!

I told him that the club stated months ago that they had the money ringfenced for his signature, but he just shrugged his shoulders.

I tell thee, if they let Brez slip through their fingers It will be an absolute crime

mate with the amount of texts you sent last night you could have paid the signing on fee!

we weren't we just didn't want to go down the uber fan route and maintain some dignity instead of messing on his trousers

I messed on his trousers and as you know I have not got a shred of dignity left !


btw................your sisters fit !

and according to her you're a homosexual fred. swings and roundabouts (with no broken glass around them)

Touche

 :D

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/Photo02092256.jpg

Yay !!!   :beers:

did you manage to get much English out of him Fred?

Yes

His English is quite good now

Nice glasses Fred! :beers:

Nice one Andy. Cheers for the text last nite. How many people on here did he get a text from.

Every TEF'er in my phone book


oh...............................and my Dad !  8)

I reckon you've got your hand up his jumper  :fag:

Alrite, Err nice glasses.

Liar. Some fucking mate you turned out to be!

Er, where's his legs gone?  :?

lost your number mate

Sorry   :wink:

God he's fit (Fred not Brezovan  :wink: )  :oops:  swoon..........

You lucky cunt brez :(

birdy in loving fred shocker  :--

fucking hell Whits, you are rubbish at keeping secrets  :|

i don't remember them most of the time  :oops:  :beers:

Just remember those horses I picked out for you and COME ON RUBY  :beers:

i shall be doing some crazy accumlaters as soon as i can get a lift into town...oh its arrived! will give you a shout if it comes off  8)

dude, it looks like brez is sat on your lap... ;)

Aceness, although Fred looks a bit like a really butch lesbian.

I thought it was Brezovan having a drink with Willie Carson  :D

I didn't even realise that was Fred. [swoon]He looks quite sexy with the glasses[/swoon]

You didn't even recognise your own dad  :shock:  :D

Cunt

:fishing:

Yay !

 :beers:

Well done Fred!! I'm sure you'll treasure that pic for years to come!

Hope we do sign him as it would be a typically stupid STFC-only style crime not to

Have you deleted me then Fred  :x

No of course not mate

still got ya

He just a tight arse and didn't want to send a text to Australia  :wink:

I don't blame him!

Ive got a mate in Aus, how much is a text there?!?!

Not sure, not the cheapest though I don't think but my vodafone sim here isn't too bad, actually, think its about the same from Thailand?

You didn't text me either. Grrrrrrrrr

 :soapy tit wank:

78p to text Aus from here

I got a £450 phone bill today from vodafone, its a complete arse as wont send me the bill (it was direct debit) Its 24p to text australia and they cant justify how my bills so high, normally around £150 - cunts

Ash - they should send you a bill. Say you make business calls and need to know the itemisation of your bill to claim back tax. I assume you know that you can do that (claim back tax)?

ha yeah I did know that one, its put down on my business as is my car, petrol, heating bills for office from home etc....

Talking of bills, but changing the subject slightly, I just paid my electric bill today.

$482, for the month of January.

Thank fuck all you lovely taxpayers are subsidizing it  :wink:

who said were tax payers?

Good point Bushey.......Tax payers are not called Sandy Grey apparently. Just a rumour though, so i wouldnt hang your hat on it.

Cant you claim it under the data protection act?

will wait and see what tehy send me! If I owe it then I wont argue but if not will do a claim under oftel

If it's taken incorrectly by DD you can just get your bank to reverse it