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Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, February 4, 2007, 22:34:39 Not so fucking Boootiful is it now you annoying cunt
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, February 4, 2007, 22:45:29 This just get better in a carry on movie type of way !
Just heard on the news that they are calling the operation OPERATION COLD TURKEY and in the background of the news report they are preparing to burn about 40,000 of the fuckers CLASSIC Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: Nomoreheroes on Sunday, February 4, 2007, 22:54:40 Do you not think that they will either be insured or will ask for a massive payout from the government, which will basically come out of your and my pockets ?
NMH 'In a "fowl" mood !' Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, February 4, 2007, 22:55:55 Serves the cunt right for putting all his eggs in one basket !
Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: TalkTalk on Sunday, February 4, 2007, 23:00:22 Quote from: "Fred Elliot" and in the background of the news report they are preparing to burn about 40,000 of the fuckers CLASSIC Suddenly we shall see a glut of Turkey Drummers in the supermarket deep freezes :roll: Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, February 4, 2007, 23:02:50 OUCH !
Shall I e-mail them MikeD's and Andronikous numbers :mrgreen: Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: Arriba on Sunday, February 4, 2007, 23:09:57 whats happend ?????
Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, February 4, 2007, 23:23:49 Have you been locked away for the last 24hrs arriba ?
Bird flu confirmed at Bernard Mathews gaff 2000 square kilometer exclusion zone. Thats one big business just gone up in smoke Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: flammableBen on Monday, February 5, 2007, 18:42:29 Oh no Bird flu!
Don't worry, it only kills Chinese people. Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: TalkTalk on Monday, February 5, 2007, 18:43:38 Quote from: "Fred Elliot" Have you been locked away for the last 24hrs arriba ? Bird flu confirmed at Bernard Mathews gaff 2000 square kilometer exclusion zone. Thats one big business just gone up in smoke 180,000 fucking turkeys. Jesus that must be one hell of a shed. Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, February 5, 2007, 18:45:38 I blame Jamie Oliver (mockney cunt)
Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, February 5, 2007, 18:50:22 I think the most worrying thing is that birds have hijacked our man flu and made a stronger strain. Of course bird flu isn't made up, but man flu is.
Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, February 5, 2007, 18:55:35 Quote from: "simon pieman" Of course bird flu isn't made up, but man flu is. No it's not ! Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, February 5, 2007, 21:19:05 There was more than a hint of irony in my post Fred. I think you might be coming down with the man flu. Better take a couple of days off or you might be flagging for Thursday night.
I did hear that some of the board members have bird/man flu and won't be attending though. Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: STFC_Gazza on Monday, February 5, 2007, 21:25:41 This girl at work has bird flu ... ill get me coat
Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: Northern Red on Tuesday, February 6, 2007, 13:51:13 I always said Bernard Matthews would kill us all!
Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: TalkTalk on Tuesday, February 6, 2007, 18:28:39 Quote from: "TalkTalk" 180,000 fucking turkeys. Jesus that must be one hell of a shed. Apologies. Inaccurate. It was 120 odd sheds :shock: Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, February 6, 2007, 18:38:17 each containing 180,000 Turkish
*edit* Sorry - Turkeys sorry for any offence caused Title: Bernard Mathews Post by: millom red on Wednesday, February 7, 2007, 02:48:20 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
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