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Title: Alesson to all Dad's! Post by: Compo on Sunday, January 28, 2007, 16:56:59 A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad
>>>>>is >>>>> reading the paper. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> "Daddy, where does poo come from?" she asks. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is >>>> >>>>> already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says: >>>>> "Well you know we just ate breakfast?" >>>>> "Yes," answers the girl. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> "Well the food we eat goes into our tummies and our bodies break down >>>>> the food with strong acid, then we take out all the good stuff, and >>>>>then >>>>> whatever is left over comes out of our bottoms when we go to the >>>>>toilet, >>>>> and that is poo." >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> The little girl looks shocked, and stares at him with watery eyes in >>>> >>>>> stunned silence for a few seconds, her bottom lip quivering, then she >>>>> asks: >>>>> >>>>> "And Tigger?" Title: Alesson to all Dad's! Post by: pumbaa on Sunday, January 28, 2007, 17:24:26 I read that on another forum yesterday, and was about to post it, but you've beaten me to it.
:D Title: Alesson to all Dad's! Post by: DV on Sunday, January 28, 2007, 17:30:11 speaking of dads....clearing out a few things and my we found a picture of my dad and his mates at Burnley in the League Cup semi-final....it ended up on the front page of the adver....
.....shame he was supposed to be in school at the time :D busted! |