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Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 09:36:46
If women weren't allowed to drive, think of all the positives?

1: Public transport would improve, as they would all have to go on the    bus to do their shopping.

2: Road congestion would decrease.

3: Pollution would be reduced.

4: I wouldn't have written my car off because some dopey mare slammed her brakes on for no fucking reason!

I'm suprised one of the major political parties haven't put this in their manifesto.

It would get my vote. :D


Title: Re: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 11:19:49
Quote from: "herthab"
4: I wouldn't have written my car off because some dopey mare slammed her brakes on for no fucking reason!


Tailgating were we ??

 :mrgreen:


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:08:26
All drivers annoy me. I reckon that you should only be aloud to drive on a certain number of days a year which you have to pre book.


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:16:55
I used to like you ben, if no one could drive apart from on certain days imagion the lack of beer due to supplies not being able to be delivered?


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:34:23
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
I used to like you ben, if no one could drive apart from on certain days imagion the lack of beer due to supplies not being able to be delivered?


Beer delivery is clearly exempt from such madness.


Title: Re: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:40:05
Quote from: "land_of_bo"
Quote from: "herthab"
4: I wouldn't have written my car off because some dopey mare slammed her brakes on for no fucking reason!


Tailgating were we ??

 :mrgreen:



Only cos she was going so fucking slowly!


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:43:31
That means you went into her and you are at fault.  Case rested.


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:44:38
They should also ban old people on the road!! I think people over 70 should have a test every year.


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:50:49
and horses......


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:53:03
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
and horses......


 :evil:  just dialling your number now.......... :wink:


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:54:29
True ash. I was doing 60 this morning along a B road. Not speeding, clear day No ice....suddenly the car in front decided to break hard. The Reason- I horse on the otherside of the road!! Why??

I'll wait for a slating off birdy...


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 12:54:57
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
and horses......


 :evil:  just dialling your number now.......... :wink:


And definitely women on horses.

And milkfloats.

And bicycles.

And cars better than mine....


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 13:00:46
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
and horses......


 :evil:  just dialling your number now.......... :wink:


And definitely women on horses.

And milkfloats.

And bicycles.

And cars better than mine....


What annoys me is cyclists that cause hold ups on the roads when there is a fucking decent cycle path along the same bit of road. fucking use them you ignorant cunts.

p.s I no longer have to ride my horse on the road, so no more idiots running my big black horse over whilst he is covered in florescent bits and bobs and a massive florescent jacket, then the driver saying "i didn't see you" and nearly killing 3 horses 3 riders and a cyclist. mother fucking cunt. He got wrath of Birdy and he wet himself in fear. Be warned.


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: swindon_chick on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 13:28:52
Men are  only good drivers because they think 6 Inches in 9 Inches!


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 13:49:11
Quote from: "swindon_chick"
Men are  only good drivers because they think 6 Inches in 9 Inches!


wrong chick, they think 6 inches is 12 inches


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: swindon_chick on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 13:49:55
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "swindon_chick"
Men are  only good drivers because they think 6 Inches in 9 Inches!


wrong chick, they think 6 inches is 12 inches


 :soapy tit wank:


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 13:50:58
I think women should just work in supermarkets and be home to cook the tea


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 13:57:46
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
I think women should just work in supermarkets and be home to cook the tea


Says trolley wolly number 1


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 14:01:44
Quote from: "swindon_chick"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "swindon_chick"
Men are  only good drivers because they think 6 Inches in 9 Inches!


wrong chick, they think 6 inches is 12 inches


 :soapy tit wank:


As opposed to a woman in reverse gear who has no concept of distance whatsover!


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 14:03:52
I was wondering how long piemonte and his little chopper would take to join this thread  :wink:


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 14:56:29
you dont no nuffink :x


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 15:08:37
That is what you think  :twisted:


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 15:14:28
I'm more scared than........ something thats really scared


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 15:16:12
good


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 15:21:27
Ha ha!  I'm not scared.

My cunning plan has worked!!


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 15:27:51
I don't really give a shite tbh. Sorry to cause disappointment.


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 15:35:54
:fag:  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 15:37:37
:evil:


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 15:39:38
:dance:  :dance:  :dance:


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 15:46:05
:mooney:


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 16:06:33
Gayest thread ever.


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 16:14:30
agreed.


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 16:21:40
Are you anfd your boyfriend calling me gay?


How very dare you!


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 16:24:38
It started pretty gay and then throughout page 2 went on a path of homosexual orgy fun.


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 16:31:22
Late night threads are the gayest


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 17:29:31
They're not just gay, they are SUPER gay


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 17:31:15
I am not going to be a super-mega gay piece of bread, rising to your super-mega gay yeast comments.


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 17:45:14
Quote from: "flammableBen"
I am not going to be a super-mega gay piece of bread, rising to your super-mega gay yeast comments.


Maybe you have thrush


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 17:59:15
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "flammableBen"
I am not going to be a super-mega gay piece of bread, rising to your super-mega gay yeast comments.


Maybe you have thrush


not again.


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 18:02:54
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "flammableBen"
I am not going to be a super-mega gay piece of bread, rising to your super-mega gay yeast comments.


Maybe you have thrush


not again.



You'd need a lot of yoghurt to clear it up.





























As you're such a big cunt :D


Title: Ban Women Drivers.
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, January 26, 2007, 16:58:38
http://www.break.com/index/woman_flips_car_on_gate.html