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Title: Ashton Gate is falling down... Post by: Panda Paws on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 23:21:08 A Bristol City fan dies and goes on up to heaven, proudly wearing his City
shirt. He knocks on the pearly gates and out comes St Peter in a Rovers scarf. "Sorry," says St Peter. "No S***heads in Heaven." "What!?" says the man, astounded. "You heard me," says St Peter. "No City fans here. Company policy." "But, but, but - I've been a good man," says the City supporter. "Yeah?" says St Peter. "What have you done, then?" "Well," says the bloke, "three weeks before I died, I gave ten quid to Children in Need." "Oh," says St Peter. "anything else? "Two weeks before I died I gave £10 to Oxfam." "Hmmm. Anything else? "Yeah. A week before I died I gave £10 to the Albanian orphans." "Okay," says St Peter, "Wait here a minute while I have a word with the guvnor." Ten minutes pass before St Peter returns. He looks the bloke in the eye and says, "I've had a word with God and he agrees with me. Here's your thirty quid back. Now f*** off!" Title: Ashton Gate is falling down... Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 10:09:21 how long did it take you to type all that?
Title: Ashton Gate is falling down... Post by: Panda Paws on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 23:41:53 No time at all - a mate sent it me.
Title: Ashton Gate is falling down... Post by: Johno on Thursday, March 3, 2005, 21:52:36 :soapy tit wank:
Title: Ashton Gate is falling down... Post by: Super_Taff on Thursday, March 3, 2005, 21:57:50 I dont get it
God and st peter dont swear... |