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Title: Delia Smith
Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, February 28, 2005, 22:13:48
did anyone see her at half time in the Norwich game??

how pissed was she :soapy tit wank:


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Monday, February 28, 2005, 22:15:33
hahaha


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, February 28, 2005, 22:18:02
i didn't but i bet she had some serious egg on her face.
Would that be:    
    * 3 minutes if you like a really soft boiled egg
    * 4 minutes for a white that is just set and a yolk that is creamy
    * 5 minutes for a white and yolk perfectly set, only a little bit squidgy in the            centre.

delia?


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Monday, February 28, 2005, 22:20:16
what actually happened?


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, February 28, 2005, 22:37:42
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/4279675.stm


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, February 28, 2005, 22:39:47
Doesn't say anything about delia?


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: walrus on Monday, February 28, 2005, 22:47:50
Quote from: "blinkpip"
Doesn't say anything about delia?


All you need to know is I won 50p on Fowler's last minute screamer.   8)


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, February 28, 2005, 23:01:51
Quote from: "Walrus"
Quote from: "blinkpip"
Doesn't say anything about delia?


All you need to know is I won 50p on Fowler's last minute screamer.   8)

Screamer  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Monday, February 28, 2005, 23:14:38
Delia had definitely been overdoing it on the Corporate Hospitality front if you know what I mean :wink:


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Monday, February 28, 2005, 23:15:17
In other words Johno/Blinkpip, I do believe she was a bit pissed!


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 09:09:59
Embarassing.  I squirmed when I saw that this morning, what the fuck  was she thinking?  The average Norwich supporter must be thinking about not going to Carrow Road after that.    

That bird needs a good roasting!!!


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 10:40:34
I was thinking more along the lines of a good stuffing!


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: Marie on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 11:52:04
This is exactly what she said.
Im not embarrassing covers it.

http://skysports.planetfootball.com/list.asp?hlid=259045&lid=2&cpid=8&title=Smith+outburst+stuns+fans&channel=Football_Home


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: strooood on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 11:59:29
absolutely classic, she sounded like that bloke you see in the early hours of a saturday morning stumbling home offering out lamposts and the like


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 12:15:24
"Let's be 'aving ya"  Who the hell says that nowadays?  She's a cock!


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 13:05:15
Quote from: "decks-e-tow"
absolutely classic, she sounded like that bloke you see in the early hours of a saturday morning stumbling home offering out lamposts and the like


Exactly!

Comedy genius!


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 13:28:58
She looked like him too!!


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, March 1, 2005, 13:38:05
I'd f***** love it if Wee Willy Carson got a bit popped up and did a similar thing at half time on Saturday.

That would be as funny as f*** :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: Spud on Thursday, March 3, 2005, 05:56:30
There wouldnt be any chance of Carson doing it unless the Horse Racing is cancelled.


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, March 3, 2005, 12:49:50
Good old Carson at last we can always rely him not to cause embarrassment turn up onm matchdays.


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Thursday, March 3, 2005, 13:01:41
Quote from: "dazzza"
Good old Carson at last we can always rely him not to cause embarrassment turn up onm matchdays.


I remember 'back in the day' when we were in div 1 and McMuck was in charge, we were live on Sky one Friday (Charlton away I think) and in the preamble to the game, they were talking to Wee Willy at his stables and he was gabbling on about Swindon, clearly running out of things to say when he suddenly said. "Oooh look, there's a horse" and spent the rest of the interview talking about this really good horse and what races he was going to enter it for and such like.

Says it all really :(


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Thursday, March 3, 2005, 13:04:26
Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
I'd f***** love it if Wee Willy Carson got a bit popped up and did a similar thing at half time on Saturday.

That would be as funny as f*** :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

He would be squeaking away, "Come on. let's be having you!" and everyone would be looking round saying "What the fuck was that?  Did that divot just speak??????"

That's what I think would happen anyway.


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, March 3, 2005, 13:09:43
I say fair play to Delia.....if you can't go to a game get a bit pissed let your hair down, and have a bit of a scream and shout, what's it all for?

 Make Delia the next head of the FA now.


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Thursday, March 3, 2005, 13:42:03
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
I say fair play to Delia.....if you can't go to a game get a bit pissed let your hair down, and have a bit of a scream and shout, what's it all for?

 Make Delia the next head of the FA now.

Defintely the funniest thing I've seen this season :D


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, March 3, 2005, 19:30:02
would you bang delia? i'd consider it for the older woman value but i'm not sure.....


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, March 3, 2005, 19:33:38
I'd consider it for the older woman value.....but only if she paid me.


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: DMR on Thursday, March 3, 2005, 19:34:08
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
would you bang delia? i'd consider it for the older woman value but i'm not sure.....


Afraid not boss. Mel from Des and Mel for me at the moment.


Title: Delia Smith
Post by: Sussex on Thursday, March 3, 2005, 22:30:10
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
would you bang delia? i'd consider it for the older woman value but i'm not sure.....


Absolutely. A celebrity is worth 50 points in the lads league down here!

Charlotte Church seems fair game at the moment too  :D