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Right, I'm on bit of a Health regime.... :fag:

I need a good smoothie maker (or Blender) and some receipes.
Any idea's anyone.

Get a proper juicer much nicer.

I got my smoothy maker and my juicer for the total of £40

Any old blender will do the job perectly.

Just eat fruit.

Smoothies...................................Gay.

Ahh but fruit is a bit boring you can wack your 5 a day down your neck in 10 seconds with a smoothie then have a bacon sarnie :mrgreen:

Correct from der mann von berlin. Fruit is bang on. And you don't have to fuck about with a £40 bit of kit either, just use your teeth to mash the fruit up before you swallow it. Smooth.

Good point Yeovil!

If you blend your bacon sarnie you'll save even more time! :)

Your right blend the whole days meals and drink them all in the morning as a Space 1999 style food supplement 8)

If you buy a smoothie maker you should get a recipe book with it?

or alternatively, you could eat fruit. I made up some grrrrreat recipes...

such as:

An apple. Eat.


Peel a banana, eat it.


Eat an apple.


Peel an orange and eat it.


The great thing about this system is you're flexible to make your own order up!! sometimes I might even eat TWO ORANGES. IN A ROW!!!

Magic Bullet does smoothies and loads more.

http://www.buythebullet.com/

My ex lafet a smoothei maker, it was used twice and cost £45 I think, do you want it?

Orange, carrott, squeeze of lemon. Laaaaaavly.

How much d'ya want for it?

strawberrys/banana/rasberys  loverly

I've got a Kenwood smoothie maker, with a funky dispensing tap and everything. It's ace. You can't go wrong really - just whack in fruit you like and play around with proportions until you're happy.

My favourite is a peach slices in grape juice (tin), banana (x2) and ice-cube concoction. Strawberries are also mega-ace.

He's clearly converted it into a bong, judging from the typing. It will be worth much more than that now.

ha, was typing while on the phone as usual! I emailed her and she wants it back.  I paid for it....mmmmmmm

Tescos own, quality plus you don't end up with a machine that you'll use for two months and stick in the back of a cupboard.

Better with vodka in mind.

http://www.boostjuicebars.com/store/page.pl?id=528

Try this Chris. They have these bars all over Australia and they make the best smoothies, fruit shakes etc. ever!

Got whats in them on the menu section.

Have you had 'chicken salt' on your chips in Oz yet lady?  Bit like the orange coloured spicey salt that only seems to be in Ull.

All about the pies though they're fucking magnificent out there.  Steak & egg. 8)

Worked in ULL for 9 years Daz

Chip spice is LUSH



FACT !

When did you leave Fred?  I was only there for a few months at Kingston.  

I can still remember that club spiders and the first Monday of the month meant the whole town went out and got pissed up in school uniform.

I started off living in the Royal Hotel above the train station then after about 2 yrs moved to the Portland Hotel.

The back of the Portland Hotel overlooked the KC building IIRC.

Used to have some great nights at L.A.'s etc

Was there from 93 to 02 mate

I recommend a good scrumpy cider. All the health benefits of apples and it gets you pissed.

I probably made the health benefits up though.

Think it was 02 I was there I remember L.A's well, christ the women could drink round there.

Chicken salt, yes indeed!  Its great stuff!

Pies are grand too however the chicken Balti style pies are definitely better at Forests ground!  8)

Worse than the blokes

the Portland was dead opposite Yates's and just up from Flares

Quality nightlife EVERY night of the week

Flares?  :disapprove:

Much like our REFLEX  Si

Good old 70's music

Ace theme bar

EVERYONE used to go kitted up EVERY night of the week !

There's one in Southampton *shudder*

Ace

Im coming with you next week ! :mrgreen:

Haha, I went there before christmas.  A couple of my mates go to uni there, so group of us stayed over theirs one night.  Originally we were going to some place next to a cinema complex thing (can't remember what it was called, but I think it was 2 clubs combined), but one of the girls we were with was barred so we decided to go elsewhere (bad decision, should have just gone in without her), then we went somewhere else that my mate recommended - which we couldn't get in because it was hired for a private party, so somehow we ended up in this Reflex place.  It was awful.  If I remember rightly, I think I fell asleep in a chair at one point

You were too pissed to appreciate it Rossi

I did my degree when I was there

Hull uni birds are fit as fuck

Not too sure about that, I just looked through my texts from that night and I text someone saying that they were playing the hockie cockie song, then they went on to play the Nelly the Elephant song in there.  I'm sorry but you have to be absolutely hammered to even think about appreciating the Nelly the elephant song being played in a club, let alone being sober.  It's disgusting!

When were you there mate ?

Last October

This is at the one in Southampton by the way, not the one in Hull if thats what your talking about

And you have kept your txt's from then ?

My phone keeps a stupid amount of texts in its memory.  I've still got texts from a couple of months before as well as I can never be bothered to delete them

Cheers Luce. Hope all is well!!

there was a great bar in birmingham in the eighties, the landlord had been running it for 25 years, the brewery in their infinate wisdom in about 1988 told him they had to turn it into a flares and that he and all the staff had to wear seventies gear.

on the opening night the landlord was found hanging from the bar.

i fucking hate theme bars.

Ikon/Diva is probably what you're on about. How the fuck did someone get barred from there though?

Yeah thats the place.  I can't remember what the reason was.  She probably headbutted a bouncer or something