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Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Sussex on Saturday, November 25, 2006, 18:33:43
No text needed.  :nod:


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: oxford_fan on Saturday, November 25, 2006, 18:37:54
the british beyonce one?


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Danjackson10 on Saturday, November 25, 2006, 18:38:53
I was thinking that  :D


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Whits on Saturday, November 25, 2006, 18:41:58
picture please, i don't really watch it


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Leggett on Saturday, November 25, 2006, 18:49:33
nope, does fuck all for me really.


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Sussex on Saturday, November 25, 2006, 18:55:16
Quote from: "Leggett"
nope, does fuck all for me really.


Racist.


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Leggett on Saturday, November 25, 2006, 18:57:24
nah, she's just not fit at all.


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, November 25, 2006, 18:59:00
she could sample my bollock yogurt if she wanted :wink:


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Bennett on Saturday, November 25, 2006, 19:00:08
Quote from: "Leggett"
nope, does fuck all for me really.


just cos she's black doesn't mean she has to clean your windows or cook for you or drive you about or pick cotton for you!

you're a disgrace


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Dazzza on Saturday, November 25, 2006, 19:07:17
Bit of a conk but worth a squirt

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/final2.jpg


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Spud on Saturday, November 25, 2006, 19:44:24
Quote from: "Leggett"
nah, she's just not fit at all.


Plain and utter madness.  :?


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Bartek on Saturday, November 25, 2006, 20:21:07
In my scale (1-10) I would give her 7...Nothing more , nothing less... :)


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Ginginho on Saturday, November 25, 2006, 21:24:54
Quote from: "Dazzza"
Bit of a conk but worth a squirt

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/final2.jpg


I agree


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: STFC Village on Saturday, November 25, 2006, 21:25:59
Thank fuck Eton Road are gone!

I don't watch it much :oops:


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, November 25, 2006, 21:28:35
Eton Road are gone?! That means the McChuckle brothers aren't!!!

What is this world coming to  :|


As for Leona, she is quite nice but not really my sort of thing. DAMN good singer though!


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Leggett on Saturday, November 25, 2006, 21:30:43
nope, i'm afraid she's nothing special in my books.


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Bennett on Saturday, November 25, 2006, 22:06:25
Quote from: "Leggett"
nope, i'm afraid she's nothing special in my books.


you run an agency to loan black people? slavery was abolished james


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: pauld on Saturday, November 25, 2006, 23:26:43
Looks like Streisand with a bad perm


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Leggett on Sunday, November 26, 2006, 00:21:56
bingo. she's not hot at all.



and bennett, please dont discuss my business on this forum. its never quite recovered from the morcambe bay cockle picking episode yet, you cunt.


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: oxford_fan on Sunday, November 26, 2006, 23:38:46
i stopped watching it once they got rid of all the rubbish people, but if that white bloke with the long hair is still in (ben?), he should win.


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Sade on Monday, November 27, 2006, 17:25:44
I probably would  :-))(  But Yes I think she's stunningly pretty.
And her voice is absolutely something else, its amazing. She makes all the other people in X-factor sound shit. Her version of whitney houstons 'I will always love you' sent shivers down my spine  :oops:  You've got to be pretty damn good to sing that song, and she was superb. Even sounded better than the original me thinks. I also like Ray, hes cute.


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Charlie Henry on Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 08:54:10
I Think you need to be Fvcking Stupid to want to sing that song, the woman should be strung up for choosing such a lame whiney pile of shyte


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 09:34:09
X FACTOR WANK WANK WANK... The only thing worse is I Need A Career Boost Get me out of here


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, December 5, 2006, 09:36:28
I disagree.

Home & Away, Hollyoaks in the city & Mile High are all worse. And no, I dont chose to watch them :wink:


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Sussex on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 20:54:23
Ben got voted out and Ray stays in  :o

Fucking stupid cunts.

Leona to win :P  :shag:  :shag:  :shag:


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 22:14:48
Ben got kicked off?!?!?!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Leggett on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 22:36:14
fix!


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 22:57:41
WHAAAA!!! Ben gone? Crazy world!

I expect he will still be selling one hell of a lot o records sometime soon, he's amazing


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: millom red on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 05:26:34
Ben was a one trick pony with his "i'm the new Rod Stewart" gravely voice type thing though was'nt he? And it's obvious That Sharon wants his dick the way she drools over him!
Leona's no different with her Mariah Carey type looks and sounds either !(But i would'nt say no!) :shag:
Ray looks like a young Cliff Richard and does'nt sound too different! :negsy:
The McDonalds thought they were the Everly Brothers and sounded as cack! :wanker:
I thought the whole idea of these reality songy thingymajigs was to unearth something new?

Bollox!

Millom

Not that i pay too much attention to it! :-))(


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 11:14:58
She's got a big nose. I bet she's one of them black Jews.


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: herthab on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 12:18:48
Quote from: "simon pieman"
She's got a big nose. I bet she's one of them black Jews.


Are you really an anti semite, or is it just an attempt at humour?


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 12:21:50
Who said anything about anti-semite, I might really like black Jews  :-))(


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 12:23:01
stop being a self hating jew sipie.


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: herthab on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 12:23:20
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Who said anything about anti-semite, I might really like black Jews  :-))(


Not what some of your other posts would suggest!


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 12:25:27
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Who said anything about anti-semite, I might really like black Jews  :-))(


Not what some of your other posts would suggest!


Read the tagline of the forum, it might give you a clue. I don't think I've ever posted a serious non-footy post, save the ones trying to fix people's ipod problems.


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: herthab on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 12:27:40
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Who said anything about anti-semite, I might really like black Jews  :-))(


Not what some of your other posts would suggest!


Read the tagline of the forum, it might give you a clue. I don't think I've ever posted a serious non-footy post, save the ones trying to fix people's ipod problems.


Not having a go SiPi, just wondering!

Being a yid is great! It's you gentiles I feel sorry for................


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 12:30:21
If the tone of that last post (read the tagline...) seemed a little defensive, it's because it was! (not really).

Don't get me started on those fucking paddies though. Especially the ones that live in Oxfordshire.


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 12:32:13
Didn't the jews kill father christmas? Bastards.


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: herthab on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 12:33:46
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Didn't the jews kill father christmas? Bastards.


If it wasn't for us you wouldn't get Easter eggs, so fuck off!


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 12:34:16
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Didn't the jews kill father christmas? Bastards.


Yeah but Jesus turned water into wine and I'm sure you'd love some of that magic Jew goodness Ben.


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 12:35:15
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Didn't the jews kill father christmas? Bastards.


If it wasn't for us you wouldn't get Easter eggs, so fuck off!


Credit where credit's Jew.

I'll stop now before I offend anyone too much...  :|


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 12:35:26
Can all jews do that then? I need to make more jew friends. Do you get to learn the jewish magic tricks if you convert?


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: herthab on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 12:39:50
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Can all jews do that then? I need to make more jew friends. Do you get to learn the jewish magic tricks if you convert?


Yeah we all do that...

That's why we crucified the hippy, it's like a magician spilling the beans and getting kicked out of the magic circle....

Only a bit more severe.


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 17:15:00
Wankers. You ruined my thread.

I blame the catholics.

(and Ralphy)


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 17:19:11
Judging from the earlier comments you're the wanker. Literally.


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 17:20:16
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Wankers. You ruined my thread.

I blame the catholics.

(and Ralphy)
Damn those Catholics


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: red macca on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 17:20:39
im a catholic

point shared


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 17:22:40
Quote from: "red macca"
im a catholic

point shared


Case closed!

 :D


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: red macca on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 17:26:46
im one of the better catholics though


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: millom red on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 17:34:51
It's great being a catholic aint it. You can do whatever the fuck you want, fuck everyone off, but so long as you go to confession and declare your sins, all is well in the world! :-))(

I read somewhere that tantric sex is religion/faith related. Anyone know which religion or faith?

I think leona will will it.


Millom


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 17:38:32
Hindu...I think.

I'm a master at the old Tantra  :o


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: millom red on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 18:00:26
http://tantra.com/mission/lacroix.html

HUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!! Thinking of :shag:  leona
HHHUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
HHHHHUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

Fuck.......it doesnt do it for me.

The best way to prevent premature spurts is to tie a bootlace round the base of your knob! :mrgreen: It works for me! :beers:

Millom


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 18:41:20
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Judging from the earlier comments you're the wanker. Literally.


Exactly, I am obviously not good enough.  Just off out for some practice.  :oxford:


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Leggett on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 21:01:22
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Judging from the earlier comments you're the wanker. Literally.


Exactly, I am obviously not good enough.  Just off out for some practice.  :oxford:



mothers of oxfordshire, lock up your sons :P


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 22:07:44
Quote from: "Leggett"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Judging from the earlier comments you're the wanker. Literally.


Exactly, I am obviously not good enough.  Just off out for some practice.  :oxford:



mothers of oxfordshire, lock up your sons :P


Leggett you were great. Last longer next time  :roll:  :mrgreen:


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 22:44:51
Quote from: "red macca"
im one of the better catholics though


Contradiction of terms


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, December 17, 2006, 22:28:14
Good girl, well done, and a great performance.

 :P


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, December 17, 2006, 22:29:13
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Good girl, well done, and a great performance.

 :P


is she likely to read your kind words mr s?


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, December 17, 2006, 22:31:31
I voted via text, so presumably she's got my number?


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, December 17, 2006, 22:34:40
you sly dog


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: herthab on Monday, December 18, 2006, 05:13:45
The yid won then?


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: millom red on Monday, December 18, 2006, 08:59:13
They always do! So nowt new there then. :P


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Lumps on Monday, December 18, 2006, 09:21:01
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Didn't the jews kill father christmas? Bastards.


If it wasn't for us you wouldn't get Easter eggs, so fuck off!


Yes we would because the eggs and the rabbits and spring flowers and stuff are symbols of the original pagan festival of spring and rebirth, dedicated to the goddess of fertility Oestra (hence the name Easter).

It's got bugger all to do with Christianity and the crucification and all that.


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: fatbury on Monday, December 18, 2006, 11:05:59
Whole thing was fixed - Leona was practicising those songs over 7 months ago


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: STFC Village on Monday, December 18, 2006, 12:03:55
Quote from: "fatbury"
Whole thing was fixed
So it wasn't the fact that she was much better than the rest of them, then?

Ahem, i only watched a few shows :oops:


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: red macca on Monday, December 18, 2006, 12:48:48
Quote from: "fatbury"
Whole thing was fixed - Leona was practicising those songs over 7 months ago
fucking liar why would they fix it so a woman who looks like a camel would win


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: fatbury on Monday, December 18, 2006, 13:11:30
probably cos Simon Cowell is shaggin her I guess - must have a thing for camels :shag:


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Scot Munroe on Monday, December 18, 2006, 14:16:55
Their is fake topless pictures in Daily Sport of Leona today.


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Monday, December 18, 2006, 14:24:27
Quote from: "SwindonUltra"
Their is fake topless pictures in Daily Sport of Leona today.


post them


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, December 18, 2006, 14:26:40
QUICKER


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 18, 2006, 14:28:23
http://www.sundaysport.com/whatsin/front.jpg


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: fatbury on Monday, December 18, 2006, 14:35:12
Not a fake .. they are REAL!


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, December 18, 2006, 14:50:37
Quote from: "fatbury"
Not a fake .. they are REAL!


and you know this how?


Title: That Leona chick on X Factor
Post by: herthab on Monday, December 18, 2006, 14:54:53
Quote from: "Lumps"
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Didn't the jews kill father christmas? Bastards.


If it wasn't for us you wouldn't get Easter eggs, so fuck off!


Yes we would because the eggs and the rabbits and spring flowers and stuff are symbols of the original pagan festival of spring and rebirth, dedicated to the goddess of fertility Oestra (hence the name Easter).

It's got bugger all to do with Christianity and the crucification and all that.


Well you wouldn't have pancake day!!