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Fuck.  Last night I erm experimented as teenagers do and whitied all over my dad's car and my own trousers.  My dad bunged my trousers in a bucket of water complete with phone.

My phone is currently in bits in the airing cupboard.  I took the contract out  on November 26th - it's the Student Talk 120 with Orange.  Is there any way of breaking the contract/conning Orange?

Half a shandy eh? You young scamp you

nopers. unless you have insurance. You might be able to get it on your house insurance if your dad is nice and lets you. just get a crappy old nokia and use your sim in that.

by the way... whitied? is that some youthfull term for knocking one out?

Phone companys are there to con you, not the other way round.
Looks like u need a new phone.

Haha if only....  sick

Also known to some as a 'greeny' although this is not a term i have heard in Wiltshire

when ever my mum breaks her phone (she's on contract) they send her a new one. because obviously ifyou havent got a phone you arent making calls/sending textsand using their services. so they'll slag you one i should think so you can keep spending money. but perhaps she has insurance  :roll:

I thought Orange gave you Orange Care as part of their contracts? Maybe they don't anymore but my Dad always seemed to have it when he was on Orange

 8)

what exactly happened?

i whitied the first time i had some sweet schmoke but wasn't sick or owt, just went very pale and needed to sleep a.s.a.p.

Aaaaah whitied like from too much weed. I had that many a time. It makes me rock back and forth and get scared. I thought I was dieing once.

I'm not from Wiltshire really - so probably why!!

Yeah it was fucking amazing.  My eyes were literally seeing things like fruit machines, and my head lifting off and spinning round the room.  Then I got all soppy and looked at my girlfriend and just felt flooded with emotion and cried with happiness....  I know.

Got in my dad's car, and puked everywhere.  But after that felt alright.  No effects this morning.

Sounds like a crack overdoes to me. Did you tell your dad what youd been up to

For all I know it probably could have been crack, couldn't tell the difference!  But I'd have died if it was crack and my mates would have known!!   :oops:

I covered quite well - cited food poisoning...

The youth of today eh?  Tsk

Who is anonymous?

and is that an existential question?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anonymous_(group)

 Shocking lot....I've been on the lash with my kid amd his mates. You do your best, but all they want to do is get pissed, smoke dope and shag women.

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Green and booze is not a good combination in my experience. Maybe that's just me though.

The Man With No Name!

pretty sure that was walrus.

Yeah it was me...  why does that say anonymous?  Fuck me that was a loooong time ago!   :D

The quotes say it was Fiisch?

That was one of Walrus' old login names.

One of?  It's my only old login name!  Isn't it?!

SamParkin25

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 :nod:

I reckon Supersonic Whitied, choked on his own vomit and snuffed it. What ever happened to that fella?!

Ha, that is a blast from the thisis past....

He made me look happy, positive & full of life

 Does tend to get a bit messy....I think one or the other is best, but you've got to find out these things for yourself.

 Cyber history is weird...it almost suggests that this bollocks is real.....

Sam25Parkin was on thisisstfc if I remember rightly....  Supersonic was my hero, what ever happened to him  :cry:

I'm sure he's still about somewhere as a lurker or under a new alias.

I always suspected Barry!