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I fucking hate them i used to like them but big fucking bangs out the blue scare me now

They should be banned

My next door neighbour told me he is having a "show" tomorow and do i mind i advised him that the polo ground are doing a show aswell and would prefer it if he went to that instead.Then my stupid missus buts in with your going out anyway so it dont matter so you go ahead with your show john

He can pick the cunts up out my garden :twisted:

They scare one of my dogs so i also hate them.

A big banger went off earlier, and one of our cats tried to run on our tiled kitchen floor, and just went up and down on the spot like a cartoon.
It made me chuckle.  :D

My housemate's away at the moment, so I'm tempted to put his new kitten out for its first time tonight. I don't like cats.

mate that would be quality.

cats are cunts especially the black ones

I have a ginger cat that's racist. She only ever chases the black cats out of the garden.

my cat's shitting himself.

however he's cooler than all other cats because he's called digby

The noise they make pisses me off too.......I don't mind watching them.....but I'm not one of these people that bums them.WOW LOOK FIREWORKS!!
Some bloke on radio 1 said he has spent a grand on fireworks for this weekend!Mug!

She's black, called Mollie, and he's even bought her a lead :fag:

The ginger cat next door is a vicious fucker too. Good luck Molly!

I wouldn't really do it, kicking her down the stairs is more fun and she seems to think it's a game

I've got a cat too, the best kind: tortoishell  8)
She's old and i think nearly deaf so the fireworks don't tend to scare her, they used to though, sometimes having the radio or tv on helps.

Animals are cool. Treating em bad isn't cool. Even if it's kicking them down the stairs when they think it's a game. Be cool :advercool:

Simon: OST, your audition for a gig at 12Bar was quite frankly average.

Louis: Oi loiked it.

Sharon: *throws glass of water over Simon*

All: You're through to the next round.

Nice, our cat is called Migs. Although it can also be an abbreviation of our first names, it was actually after Stefani in the hairy days because Migs is a furball.

Its a nightmare here as its close to ead also so it feels like the house is surrounded by mortars

went to one at wetlea school last night, was ok I was like a kid, oooh waaaaaaa all that stuff came out of my m,outh.  Cats loved it though, then again both are shoot away, I blame paddy for giving mr bojangles coke a few years back.