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Title: 17/02/07 - Town in Horse signing Shock. Post by: Future News Monkey on Monday, October 30, 2006, 17:11:51 Swindon fans were in shock last night when it was revealed that their new signing, Dobbin Ace, is in fact a 9 year old ex-champion show jumper. Chairman Willie Carson, who is thought to have sold the horse to the club, unveiled the Belgian Warmblood to waiting press at 3pm yesterday afternoon. The news announcement soon slipped into anarchy when Dobbin became clearly distressed by the bright flashing lights from the photographers. Vets were called to the scene and Dobbin was quickly bought down with tranquiliser darts. It is believed that an examination of the horse revealed a large amount of strong steroids in its system.
Swindon police have confirmed that a man is being questioned for Drug offences and Animal Cruelty in relation to the event. Nobody at the club was available to comment. Title: 17/02/07 - Town in Horse signing Shock. Post by: janaage on Monday, October 30, 2006, 17:13:19 **tumbleweed**
Title: 17/02/07 - Town in Horse signing Shock. Post by: flammableBen on Monday, October 30, 2006, 17:16:38 Future news monkey is clearly a legend. We shouldn't ignore is knowledge of things to come.
Title: 17/02/07 - Town in Horse signing Shock. Post by: janaage on Monday, October 30, 2006, 17:19:40 You're only as good as your last post so in my eyes Future Monkey's shit.
Title: 17/02/07 - Town in Horse signing Shock. Post by: Future News Monkey on Monday, October 30, 2006, 17:24:42 janaage, your future is not good. You will die of aids.
Title: 17/02/07 - Town in Horse signing Shock. Post by: janaage on Monday, October 30, 2006, 17:27:29 Funny.
Title: 17/02/07 - Town in Horse signing Shock. Post by: STFCBird on Monday, October 30, 2006, 17:28:33 Quote from: "Future News Monkey" janaage, your future is not good. You will die of aids. What will I die of? Title: 17/02/07 - Town in Horse signing Shock. Post by: Future News Monkey on Monday, October 30, 2006, 17:33:30 STFCBird, you are still alive in Future News Monkeys time.
Title: 17/02/07 - Town in Horse signing Shock. Post by: ron dodgers on Monday, October 30, 2006, 17:43:23 I want to see Future Snooze Monkey - but I'm to tired
Title: 17/02/07 - Town in Horse signing Shock. Post by: Bennett on Monday, October 30, 2006, 17:51:11 Quote from: "Future News Monkey" STFCBird, you are still alive in Future News Monkeys time. if you're travelling through time you wouldn't have a time as such. Title: 17/02/07 - Town in Horse signing Shock. Post by: flammableBen on Monday, October 30, 2006, 17:53:05 I just chatted to future news monkey on msn. he's ace.
Title: 17/02/07 - Town in Horse signing Shock. Post by: Andy King on Monday, October 30, 2006, 22:59:36 I think the club have done the right thing really. They could have signed more donkeys but they've seen sense and brought in real quality.
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