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Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: yeo on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 04:50:34
People I hate that Id kill if I was allowed to and didnt have to go to jail.

Sharon Osbourne

When she got robbed and was on the front of every paper looking sad it really pissed me off.Were we supposed to feel sorry for her loseing a couple of bits of jewelry? Jesus she had the stuff insured and probably ended up making money by selling her story to the papers.Yet for a couple of weeks  we all had to hear the stupid cow bleat on about how she felt violated.

Now were supposed to believe that she's a normal housewife that goes shopping in Asda ! I HATE HER! I hate her stupid screechy voice and pathetic embarrasing overtly sexual humour.She's embarrasing in the same way as a drunk Mum is.

I also hate her overly hairsprayed hair .I bet she's one of those women that you can smell the perfume and hairspray  2 miles down wind .At what point in a womans life does she decide that her hair will look nice like that?Oh yes and dont get me started on her vile Hollywood children



I cant think of anyone else at the moment :x


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 10:40:49
I would like to kill my boss

He is a perverted letch who bullies me because I won't sleep with him.


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 10:45:04
I would like to kill my female work colleague.

She is a frigid bitch, who I pick on cos she won't sleep with me.


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: Titch on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 10:57:42
Quote from: "janaage77"
I would like to kill my female work colleague.

She is a frigid bitch, who I pick on cos she won't sleep with me.
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 11:20:47
yes yes I am fridgid, that is the reason


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 11:54:58
In all seriousness the person I'd most like to kill is Mad-Dad.   :twisted:


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 12:06:53
I haven't had the pleasure of meeting Mad Dad. Thank fuck


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 12:10:10
You probably have seen himin the TE though, one of those cocks that you try to ignore, but just can't help seeing at every home match.  If we killed him, problem solved.


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 12:17:33
Not a person, but the sodding coffee machine at work - it has just spewed out the rankest cup of tea I have ever tasted, seriously it needs to die!


Title: Re: People Id like to Kill
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 12:32:19
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
People I hate that Id kill if I was allowed to and didnt have to go to jail.

Sharon Osbourne

When she got robbed and was on the front of every paper looking sad it really pissed me off.Were we supposed to feel sorry for her loseing a couple of bits of jewelry? Jesus she had the stuff insured and probably ended up making money by selling her story to the papers.Yet for a couple of weeks  we all had to hear the stupid cow bleat on about how she felt violated.

Now were supposed to believe that she's a normal housewife that goes shopping in Asda ! I HATE HER! I hate her stupid screechy voice and pathetic embarrasing overtly sexual humour.She's embarrasing in the same way as a drunk Mum is.

I also hate her overly hairsprayed hair .I bet she's one of those women that you can smell the perfume and hairspray  2 miles down wind .At what point in a womans life does she decide that her hair will look nice like that?Oh yes and dont get me started on her vile Hollywood children



I cant think of anyone else at the moment :x

Agreed 100%, except I would extend that to the whole family.  I hate them all.


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: Rossi on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 12:33:12
Even the dogs are little shits


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 12:35:45
The person who replies "myself" to this thread needs help, urgently.


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 12:42:16
Quote from: "janaage77"
You probably have seen himin the TE though, one of those cocks that you try to ignore, but just can't help seeing at every home match.  If we killed him, problem solved.


What does he look like then?  I am in the boring end of the town end so I miss all this


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 13:10:59
The pikiest father figure you could ever imagine.  Wears a shitty coat, looks like an idiot, like there's nothing inside his head.  

We're at the sit down shut up side of the TE too, can have a decent discussion about the match.


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 13:26:04
scary, you probably sit near me then


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 13:29:58
Maybe...


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 13:54:01
I am scared now, and I do want to kill myself  :shock:  :wink:


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 13:57:22
Geri halliwell
Linda Barker
Robbie Savage
Craig Bellamy
Kieron dyer
Roy Keane
Tommy Mooney
Tony blair
John Prescott
Kate Thornton
Lifetime Red
several selesmen that i have to speak to at work
Gabriel batistuita
Maradona
Madonna
Robbie Williams
Joseph Desire Job

That massacre is just for starters :twisted:


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 14:13:34
Don't forget George Micheal, for retiring from music.  god damn bastard


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 14:16:46
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Don't forget George Micheal, for retiring from music.  god damn bastard


no, i didnt forget. He needs to be congratulated for that and sparing my ears


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 14:18:46
The Cheeky Girls and the twat that signed them up.  They were fucking shit, couldn't sing, and yet now their loaded.  All the decent musicians out  there that would kill for a chance they had.  Kill all managers of shitty pop wank.


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 14:21:10
actually dude it was in the paper the other week they went bankrupt ha ha


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 14:24:36
Really, fucking brilliant news, the Romanians biatches will be back working the streets of Bucharest before you can say "we are the cheeky girls, fuck my bum".


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 15:19:06
gary alexander. never forgiven for his kiss to the london road in the last derby at the manor, and subsequent flukey scoring against us for various teams since then.


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 15:23:52
I need to add Colin Todd to that list too, for wasting £300k on the bag of shit that was Alexander and many other overpaid shitbag players that almost got us relegated. Then fucking off to leave someone else (king) to deal with his mess.


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 15:26:22
MARK LAMARR.  I fucking can't stand him, my girlfriend sometimes puts on Never Mind the Buzzcocks and I have to listen to the prick make some long winded pun about Mick Hucknell being ginger or something, fuck me I'd love to have one cricket bat, his head and one free shot.  Now that would be funny.


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 15:32:11
Mark lamarr is a bit of a tit. Robbie Williams definitely that prick has annoyed me for years why don't they just get rid of him.

Lyn from Neighbours is getting annoying. She should be killed off soon, pointless character now Joe's gone.


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 15:33:38
Tony from Hollyoaks, and although she's alright I'd kill Mandy too, annoying bitch.


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 15:45:20
Mark Lamarr is a Swindon fan is he not?

Cant get rid of him, we need the numbers!


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 15:48:19
No he hates Swindon apparently, the town, the people everything about the place.  That's not the reason why I hate him though, I just think he's a talentless tosser who deserves to die a slow, painful death.  Hope he reads that in one of his end of round "funny tales".


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 17:38:05
Quote from: "oxford_fan"
gary alexander. never forgiven for his kiss to the london road in the last derby at the manor, and subsequent flukey scoring against us for various teams since then.


Pure gold :D


Title: People Id like to Kill
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 19:13:51
I found I was saying 'right they're getting added to my list' so often that I actually went and bought a little notepad a few weeks a go. It's currently up to 45 people. Need to add Gary Alexander though. what a tit.