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Title: If you were a police man...
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Wednesday, February 16, 2005, 22:17:32
Would you headbutt a drunk lout?


Title: If you were a police man...
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, February 16, 2005, 22:18:20
yes


Title: If you were a police man...
Post by: Boeta on Wednesday, February 16, 2005, 22:18:54
Not unless it had been a really bad day


Title: If you were a police man...
Post by: Whits on Wednesday, February 16, 2005, 22:19:10
of course, they won't remember in the morning, if they do blame it on a nightmare  :beers


Title: If you were a police man...
Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Wednesday, February 16, 2005, 22:19:17
I would


Title: If you were a police man...
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, February 16, 2005, 22:20:43
Of course you would. They've had a night out on the lash and you've been working. No other reason needed.


Title: If you were a police man...
Post by: blinkpip on Wednesday, February 16, 2005, 22:46:50
I wouldn't.


Title: If you were a police man...
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, February 16, 2005, 23:02:02
Nope, but if he was bothering my cheese and onion I'd grab his testicles yank then twist, bring a quick knee up to the nose followed by a quick turn look aroun then elbow to the back of the neck before strolling off to grope some drunk barely legals.


Title: If you were a police man...
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 00:57:34
I'd just tell him I'd let him/her off his £80 drunken lout fine or whatever it's called if he'll give me £50. Everyones a winner. Apart from the goverment of course. But then £80 ain't gonna open a hospital/school/start a war is it.


Title: If you were a police man...
Post by: yeo on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 01:03:59
Tell him nothing and pocket the £80.


Title: If you were a police man...
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 01:07:35
Pocket the £80 and then headbutt him.


Title: If you were a police man...
Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 09:17:34
Rodney King says no.


Title: If you were a police man...
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Thursday, February 17, 2005, 12:38:40
I would defintitely do him.  You have to have a few job perks!