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Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: juddie on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 14:29:40
Jan Aage Fjortoft. Lillestrom manager... would at least get us dreaming again - might not have the contacts required though for players?

Thoughts?


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: red macca on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 14:31:48
not a bad shout just cant see it myself but what the fuck do i know.

heres another name for you dave penny?


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: juddie on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 14:32:26
Dave Penney is a great shout in my book. Jan Aage though - well good!!!!! I can;t see it either but it's good to dream.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: juddie on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 14:33:08
Why wouldn't Jan? He's a legend here, a move to england would further his managerial career?

Granted, Lillestrom guarantees uefa cup football, but...


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: janaage on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 14:35:15
Jan Aage as manager?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Come on!!  That would be the best thing to happen at the club for years.

Great shout!!


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: juddie on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 14:37:09
Jan Aage's barmy army!! If I wanted to win some brownie points with the fans I would move heaven and earth to get that man to the county ground.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Boeta on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 14:50:56
Quote from: "juddie"
Why wouldn't Jan?

i'd love it but the answer to the question is money and the fact is weve got none


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: mattboyslim on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 15:13:05
Perhaps the best idea ever, pure pie in the sky name dropping fantasy, but that would make my day so much, proper hero with seemingly some genuine experience in management.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: red macca on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 15:17:40
Quote from: "Boeta"
Quote from: "juddie"
Why wouldn't Jan?

i'd love it but the answer to the question is money and the fact is weve got none
i wouldnt think he was earning a shit load in norway though surely


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: pauld on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 15:19:59
We could pay him in herring, surely?


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 15:22:29
Sorry to break some hearts here but Jan-Aage Fjortoft would probably go at the first opportunity too - he has a history of sulking and there is no way in hell he'd move countries from a cushy club and media job to manage Swindon Town! Especially with our board.

Face it, we might as well appoint a Swindon fan... At least they'd stay  :P


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 15:23:21
I emailed Jan awhile back wishing him luck from STFC when Lillestrom were in the cup final, he replied saying thanks and wished his "first club in England" all the best and said he follows our results.

I think I lost the email when my HDD died though :-(


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: juddie on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 15:28:19
Well email him damn it!

Look, I'm under no illusions that the money received for compo from wise and gus will be swalled in debt - but christ - you have to speculate to accumulate and think what someone like that would do for attendances/morale - not just for us as fans but the players too - the reason we've done so well is because they've believed in someone who has done it. Well Jan has done it and has managemrnt experience. Any money we'd have to shell out for him would be covering our own back and agreed - he won't be on much in Norway. Give him £100k and he'd be happy.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 15:28:29
Quote from: "pauld"
We could pay him in herring, surely?
Didn't he get stabbed recently? Not sure he'd be worth much


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 15:44:29
I'd absolutely love Jan to take over, but realistically I can't see it happening.

Dave Penney would do a decent job, he was pretty good at Doncaster last season.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: juddie on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 15:51:03
Agreed, of all the suggestions we've had, sturrock and Penney get the nod for me. But Jan would be the don...


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: janaage on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 16:13:17
Jan does a lot of Norwegian TV work, not sure if he'd be up for coming back over here full time.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 17:33:56
Can I suggest Luc Nijholt as his assistant?


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 17:36:30
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Can I suggest Luc Nijholt as his assistant?


No Fucking Prisoners !!!!!!!!!

ACE


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Scot Munroe on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 17:37:40
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Can I suggest Luc Nijholt as his assistant?


Which Dutch Club did he go to after leaving Swindon.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Mustafaster on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:02:23
Kevin Blackwell's out of a job.
Most of us Leeds fans feel he did a pretty decent job, he had a few unlucky defeats  mainly due to conceding last minute goals, and that Ken Bates was just looking for an excuse to get his old mucker Wise's feet under the table.
Seriously, Blackwell might be a good choice.

PS. You're all a set of cunts.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Bennett on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:03:40
Quote from: "SwindonUltra"
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Can I suggest Luc Nijholt as his assistant?


Which Dutch Club did he go to after leaving Swindon.


nec nijmigen


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:03:44
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Kevin Blackwell's out of a job.
Most of us Leeds fans feel he did a pretty decent job, he had a few unlucky defeats  mainly due to conceding last minute goals, and that Ken Bates was just looking for an excuse to get his old mucker Wise's feet under the table.
Seriously, Blackwell might be a good choice.

PS. You're all a set of cunts.


Thats not the first time Ive heard that actually you fucking Northern cunt


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:04:41
Quote from: "Mustafaster"

PS. You're all a set of cunts.


 8) We love you too


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Batch on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:11:50
Quote from: "Mustafaster"

PS. You're all a set of cunts.


Fuck you tripe eater.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Batch on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:12:37
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Can I suggest Luc Nijholt as his assistant?


One of my favourite STFC players ever.

Luc Luc Luc Nijholt.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:16:01
Quote from: "Batch"
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Can I suggest Luc Nijholt as his assistant?


One of my favourite STFC players ever.

Luc Luc Luc Nijholt.


God

Hard as fuck

loved him


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:18:03
Who's ring is Jan getting thrown into. I bet it's Walrus', I think lots of things end up there.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Mustafaster on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:18:24
Quote from: "Batch"
Quote from: "Mustafaster"

PS. You're all a set of cunts.


Fuck you tripe eater.


Fuckin charmin that is I must say.
I come on here and offer you a bit of honest advice and sympathy  and this dickless fuckwit calls me a tripe eater.
I haven't eaten tripe for weeks.


Well about 5 days actually, but I don't eat it that often.
 Less than once a week usually, unless it's the end of the month and I'm a bit skint, then I might have it more often. With vinegar and black pepper normally.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:18:45
Quote from: "bennett"
Quote from: "SwindonUltra"
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Can I suggest Luc Nijholt as his assistant?


Which Dutch Club did he go to after leaving Swindon.


nec nijmigen


I think it was Volendam in fact.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Batch on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:23:21
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Quote from: "Batch"
Quote from: "Mustafaster"

PS. You're all a set of cunts.


Fuck you tripe eater.


Fuckin charmin that is I must say.
I come on here and offer you a bit of honest advice and sympathy  and this dickless fuckwit calls me a tripe eater.
I haven't eaten tripe for weeks.


Well about 5 days actually, but I don't eat it that often.
 Less than once a week usually, unless it's the end of the month and I'm a bit skint, then I might have it more often. With vinegar and black pepper normally.


 :soapy tit wank:

How is Lancashire this fine evening?


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:26:08
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Quote from: "Batch"
Quote from: "Mustafaster"

PS. You're all a set of cunts.


Fuck you tripe eater.


Fuckin charmin that is I must say.
I come on here and offer you a bit of honest advice and sympathy  and this dickless fuckwit calls me a tripe eater.
I haven't eaten tripe for weeks.


Well about 5 days actually, but I don't eat it that often.
 Less than once a week usually, unless it's the end of the month and I'm a bit skint, then I might have it more often. With vinegar and black pepper normally.


Go and fuck your whippet you fucking mong


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Mustafaster on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:30:10
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Quote from: "Batch"
Quote from: "Mustafaster"

PS. You're all a set of cunts.


Fuck you tripe eater.


Fuckin charmin that is I must say.
I come on here and offer you a bit of honest advice and sympathy  and this dickless fuckwit calls me a tripe eater.
I haven't eaten tripe for weeks.


Well about 5 days actually, but I don't eat it that often.
 Less than once a week usually, unless it's the end of the month and I'm a bit skint, then I might have it more often. With vinegar and black pepper normally.


Go and fuck your whippet you fucking mong

They fuck whippets in Lancashire , not Yorkshire you inbred halfwit.
We fuck sheep.
Must admit, though, haven't heard the word "mong" used by anybody over the age of 6 for a while. Nice one.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Batch on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:34:37
Lancashire, Yorkshire, much the same thing isn't it? It's all roses ...

Stop being a Joey and piss off  ;)


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:41:43
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Quote from: "Batch"
Quote from: "Mustafaster"

PS. You're all a set of cunts.


Fuck you tripe eater.


Fuckin charmin that is I must say.
I come on here and offer you a bit of honest advice and sympathy  and this dickless fuckwit calls me a tripe eater.
I haven't eaten tripe for weeks.


Well about 5 days actually, but I don't eat it that often.
 Less than once a week usually, unless it's the end of the month and I'm a bit skint, then I might have it more often. With vinegar and black pepper normally.


Go and fuck your whippet you fucking mong

They fuck whippets in Lancashire , not Yorkshire you inbred halfwit.
We fuck sheep.
Must admit, though, haven't heard the word "mong" used by anybody over the age of 6 for a while. Nice one.


Dont be so fucking daft !

there is nowhere for sheep to graze up there






its full of council estates for fucks sake


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:44:48
I quite like Chapeltown in Leeds, one of the dodgiest places I've ever been.

Brixton doesn’t hold a candle


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:46:20
Quote from: "Dazzza"
I quite like Chapeltown in Leeds, one of the dodgiest places I've ever been.

Brixton doesn’t hold a candle



So did Peter Sutcliffe

 :?


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:48:17
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Quote from: "Batch"
Quote from: "Mustafaster"

PS. You're all a set of cunts.


Fuck you tripe eater.


Fuckin charmin that is I must say.
I come on here and offer you a bit of honest advice and sympathy  and this dickless fuckwit calls me a tripe eater.
I haven't eaten tripe for weeks.


Well about 5 days actually, but I don't eat it that often.
 Less than once a week usually, unless it's the end of the month and I'm a bit skint, then I might have it more often. With vinegar and black pepper normally.


 Nowt wrong with tripe and onions in a bit of white sauce......as a child of the 50's when there was still rationing......it were that or starve.

 Now if anyone would like a recipe for pig's trotters.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:51:30
No fucking thanks Reg

Nice thought tho


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: mastapeaka on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:53:59
Leeds bloke - cheers. Your comments were appreciated and I like the way you signed off calling us cunts, for the banter.

I'm sorry to say I think Wise will struggle to keep you guys up. Even though he done good at Swindon, he had a whole pre-season to get our boys fit.

Leeds in League 1 don't sound right. See you next season ya Northern Monkey


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 18:56:49
Quote from: "mastapeaka"
Leeds bloke - cheers. Your comments were appreciated and I like the way you signed off calling us cunts, for the banter.

I'm sorry to say I think Wise will struggle to keep you guys up. Even though he done good at Swindon, he had a whole pre-season to get our boys fit.

Leeds in League 1 don't sound right. See you next season ya Northern Monkey


Deja vu. I could've sworn I read this before  :D


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: mastapeaka on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 19:09:45
Eh, is there a fucking parrot here?

I love fucking parrots. :evil:


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 21:04:03
I would fuck a lot of things. But not parrots.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 21:38:56
Right, I myself am a Leeds fan (sort of - nothing like my love of STFC of course!) but this guy is being a total retard.

You're not clever. You're not even funny. I think you are being pathetic and childish and I'm the one most likely to sympathise with you here. grow up


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 21:42:01
My Dad was a Leeds fan. If he was here to gloat I'd have thrown a hissy fit.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: le god cuervo on Friday, October 27, 2006, 09:24:31
Luc Nijholt is currently manager of Stormvogels Telstar who are in the Dutch second division

http://www.stormvogelstelstar.nl/cms_upload/afbeeldingen/technische_staf/Nijholt-web.jpg
http://www.sctelstar.nl/showmod.aspx?cat=25
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stormvogels_Telstar


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Mustafaster on Friday, October 27, 2006, 09:26:14
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Dont be so fucking daft !

there is nowhere for sheep to graze up there






its full of council estates for fucks sake

Showing your ignorance there Fred. Should have paid a bit more  attention in history.
The post-war Labour government built huggins of council estates it's true. But the point was that they all had gardens where you could keep a few sheep, and baths where you kept the coal.
Before that it was all back-to-back terraces where the only thing you could keep was a pig.
Now a pig is alright for eating , but they're a rotten shag.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, October 27, 2006, 09:28:27
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Dont be so fucking daft !

there is nowhere for sheep to graze up there






its full of council estates for fucks sake

Showing your ignorance there Fred. Should have paid a bit more  attention in history.
The post-war Labour government built huggins of council estates it's true. But the point was that they all had gardens where you could keep a few sheep, and baths where you kept the coal.
Before that it was all back-to-back terraces where the only thing you could keep was a pig.
Now a pig is alright for eating , but they're a rotten shag.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Scot Munroe on Friday, October 27, 2006, 09:33:40
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Dont be so fucking daft !

there is nowhere for sheep to graze up there

its full of council estates for fucks sake

Showing your ignorance there Fred. Should have paid a bit more  attention in history.
The post-war Labour government built huggins of council estates it's true. But the point was that they all had gardens where you could keep a few sheep, and baths where you kept the coal.
Before that it was all back-to-back terraces where the only thing you could keep was a pig.
Now a pig is alright for eating , but they're a rotten shag.


Nice one  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: janaage on Friday, October 27, 2006, 10:23:17
I like this mini Leeds invasion - good humour!!


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Mustafaster on Friday, October 27, 2006, 15:57:44
Quote from: "janaage"
I like this mini Leeds invasion - good humour!!

Fuck off.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: red macca on Friday, October 27, 2006, 16:00:48
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Quote from: "janaage"
I like this mini Leeds invasion - good humour!!

Fuck off.
has wise left you yet  :D


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Mustafaster on Friday, October 27, 2006, 16:08:18
Quote from: "red macca"
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Quote from: "janaage"
I like this mini Leeds invasion - good humour!!

Fuck off.
has wise left you yet  :D

Give him time.
As soon as a "bigger club", like Southend come a calling he'll be off.
We have no illusions, he's a cunt of the first water, but right now he's OUR cunt so he gets our support.
Hope you guys get sorted with somebody decent soon.
I've got a soft spot for STFC.
The way you lot were were fucked over for promotion a while back was nowt short of fuckin' scandalous.
You're still a bunch of inbred cunts, mind.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: red macca on Friday, October 27, 2006, 16:12:13
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Quote from: "red macca"
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Quote from: "janaage"
I like this mini Leeds invasion - good humour!!

Fuck off.
has wise left you yet  :D

Give him time.
As soon as a "bigger club", like Southend come a calling he'll be off.
We have no illusions, he's a cunt of the first water, but right now he's OUR cunt so he gets our support.
Hope you guys get sorted with somebody decent soon.
I've got a soft spot for STFC.
The way you lot were were fucked over for promotion a while back was nowt short of fuckin' scandalous.
You're still a bunch of inbred cunts, mind.
cheers you twat amongst all your ramblings there i think you said you had a soft spot for swindon fair play we were treated very harsh by the league.

cheers for your comments now fuck off please if i wanted to listen to a asshole i would of farted :D  :D


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, October 27, 2006, 16:33:55
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Quote from: "red macca"
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Quote from: "janaage"
I like this mini Leeds invasion - good humour!!

Fuck off.
has wise left you yet  :D

Give him time.
As soon as a "bigger club", like Southend come a calling he'll be off.
We have no illusions, he's a cunt of the first water, but right now he's OUR cunt so he gets our support.
Hope you guys get sorted with somebody decent soon.
I've got a soft spot for STFC.
The way you lot were were fucked over for promotion a while back was nowt short of fuckin' scandalous.
You're still a bunch of inbred cunts, mind.


fuck off you northern cunt, go felch chris moyles' arse


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Mustafaster on Friday, October 27, 2006, 16:46:04
Quote from: "sonic youth"
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Quote from: "red macca"
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Quote from: "janaage"
I like this mini Leeds invasion - good humour!!

Fuck off.
has wise left you yet  :D

Give him time.
As soon as a "bigger club", like Southend come a calling he'll be off.
We have no illusions, he's a cunt of the first water, but right now he's OUR cunt so he gets our support.
Hope you guys get sorted with somebody decent soon.
I've got a soft spot for STFC.
The way you lot were were fucked over for promotion a while back was nowt short of fuckin' scandalous.
You're still a bunch of inbred cunts, mind.


fuck off you northern cunt, go felch chris moyles' arse

Now, was that a shaft of Wiltshire wit or a waft of Wiltshire shit?


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, October 27, 2006, 16:56:47
neither because I'm not from Wiltshire you coal mining, whippet-breeding, pigeon-racing northern fuckspack!


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, October 27, 2006, 16:59:58
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Dont be so fucking daft !

there is nowhere for sheep to graze up there






its full of council estates for fucks sake

Showing your ignorance there Fred. Should have paid a bit more  attention in history.
The post-war Labour government built huggins of council estates it's true. But the point was that they all had gardens where you could keep a few sheep, and baths where you kept the coal.
Before that it was all back-to-back terraces where the only thing you could keep was a pig.
Now a pig is alright for eating , but they're a rotten shag.


I like you.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Mustafaster on Friday, October 27, 2006, 17:04:55
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Quote from: "Mustafaster"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Dont be so fucking daft !

there is nowhere for sheep to graze up there






its full of council estates for fucks sake

Showing your ignorance there Fred. Should have paid a bit more  attention in history.
The post-war Labour government built huggins of council estates it's true. But the point was that they all had gardens where you could keep a few sheep, and baths where you kept the coal.
Before that it was all back-to-back terraces where the only thing you could keep was a pig.
Now a pig is alright for eating , but they're a rotten shag.


I like you.

You  can say that now but in the morning it'll be the same old story.
I know your type, I bet you say that to all the boys, you tease.


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, October 27, 2006, 17:11:01
You've obviously read my back catalouge of posts.  :wink:


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: Dazzza on Friday, October 27, 2006, 17:19:19
Simon Tibbert Jenkins-Smythe on holiday in the Bahamas.

http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/IGS/IGS538/IS686-087.jpg


Title: I'll throw a name into the ring...
Post by: The Professor on Friday, October 27, 2006, 20:57:09
It won't happen!  I'm not sure the Swindon board know where Norway is. We're more likely to get Willie Wonka's lovely assistant Claire Balding than the legend that is Jan Aage Fjortoft.