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Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Newburyroyal on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 15:11:03

Quote from: "fatbury"

absolutely Barry .. ive only been going for 27 years :roll: (thats sarcasm by the way!)

Reading tho ..no way!!! I hate them!!! RUN RUN RUN RUN READING!

Sorry mate we're full. Maybe when the ground is extended the end of summer though yeah? :wink:

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 15:24:11

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Quote from: "fatbury"

absolutely Barry .. ive only been going for 27 years :roll: (thats sarcasm by the way!)

Reading tho ..no way!!! I hate them!!! RUN RUN RUN RUN READING!

Sorry mate we're full. Maybe when the ground is extended the end of summer though yeah? :wink:

There will be 000's of spare seats after you get relegated.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 15:33:58

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Quote from: "fatbury"

absolutely Barry .. ive only been going for 27 years :roll: (thats sarcasm by the way!)

Reading tho ..no way!!! I hate them!!! RUN RUN RUN RUN READING!

Sorry mate we're full. Maybe when the ground is extended the end of summer though yeah? :wink:

It was hard to get tickets last year too apparently. Yet the ground had 100's of empty seats. It's as if pople were buying season tickets and waiting for the Premiership year(s) to use them....

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Newburyroyal on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 16:01:39

Quote from: "land_of_bo"

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Quote from: "fatbury"

absolutely Barry .. ive only been going for 27 years :roll: (thats sarcasm by the way!)

Reading tho ..no way!!! I hate them!!! RUN RUN RUN RUN READING!

Sorry mate we're full. Maybe when the ground is extended the end of summer though yeah? :wink:

There will be 000's of spare seats after you get relegated.

yeah your probably right. You got 15,000 in the prem like 5,000 now, see what you mean.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 16:26:32

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Quote from: "land_of_bo"

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Quote from: "fatbury"

absolutely Barry .. ive only been going for 27 years :roll: (thats sarcasm by the way!)

Reading tho ..no way!!! I hate them!!! RUN RUN RUN RUN READING!

Sorry mate we're full. Maybe when the ground is extended the end of summer though yeah? :wink:

There will be 000's of spare seats after you get relegated.

yeah your probably right. You got 15,000 in the prem like 5,000 now, see what you mean.

Actually its closer to 7000, which is more than double what you got in this division.

(Yes, the mighty Royals were once in the lower echelons of the football league. Long time ago though, almost last millennium infact! You can't be blamed for not remembering that far back)

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Newburyroyal on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 16:33:38

County ground was far nicer than elm park, and football crowds have risen shit loads since those days. Pompey, west ham, birmingham and WBA were all getting crowds of under 20,000 when we were last there. If we were relegated 3 times now, we'd still be above 10,000 on average in a season. Not slating your attendene so far, but its nice to be the "big club" down there. Lets see how many you get if/when your mid table in league two next year shall we?

AS said before on another thread reeves, water off a ducks back claiming I havn;t followed reading long enough to remember that, bet I've followed reading consistently a lot longer than half this board have swindon based on age.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 16:35:46

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

My Dads bigger than your Dad.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 16:40:56

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

If we were relegated 3 times now, we'd still be above 10,000 on average in a season.

Absolute bollocks and you know it. The plastics will all fuck off to Chelsea/Man Utd/<Insert successful team here>

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 16:53:33

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Quote from: "fatbury"

absolutely Barry .. ive only been going for 27 years :roll: (thats sarcasm by the way!)

Reading tho ..no way!!! I hate them!!! RUN RUN RUN RUN READING!

Sorry mate we're full. Maybe when the ground is extended the end of summer though yeah? :wink:

That's funny cos when you played Middlesborough (first game of the season) i could see loads of empty Blue seats.

I guess the Plastics are picking their games this season?

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Newburyroyal on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 17:11:40

The ground has 25,000 seats, segregation and disabled sections means we cannot sell every seat. Hence empty rows in front of the disabled section. We're plastic and all that, but what are your thoughts on the 8,000 that were there in the prem and aren't now? Surely its the same case. Interesting stat here i've looked at...

In 1997-98 we were relegated to division 2 from elm park( ground far worse than the county), you finished mid-table and we STILL got more than you. That says a lot.

Reading 9.676
Swindon 9.506

Remember we got sent down inside the city ground 1-0 after battering forest for large parts aswell.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 17:17:09

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

The ground has 25,000 seats, segregation and disabled sections means we cannot sell every seat. Hence empty rows in front of the disabled section.

So it's not just the plastics that aren't turning up, the spastics aren't bothering either.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 17:29:53

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Oh no no no, don't try that "oh it's because of the segregation blah blah blah!" these empty seats i saw were in between various plastics in Reading shirts.

It wasnt a whole seperate block segregating Home fans from Away fans.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: DiV on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 17:34:33

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

I bet your tickets were cheaper though!!

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 17:39:12

FAO Newbury Royal.

We were shit. Then we were good. Then we were shit again. Then we were good. Now we're shit.

You were always shit. Now you're good. But you'll be shit again soon.

Hope that clears it all up.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Newburyroyal on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 17:50:58

Good post hertha, when you were good we didn;t whine like little bitches and result to cheap insults such as "plastic",etc.
Shit again soon? Hang on to that hope mate.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 17:51:50

The internet wasn't invented when we were good :D

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 17:54:18

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Good post hertha, when you were good we didn;t whine like little bitches and result to cheap insults such as "plastic",etc.
Shit again soon? Hang on to that hope mate.

I may be mistaken but you seem to be the one doing most of the bleating.If you weren't here Reading wouldnt get a mention.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 17:57:10

Quote from: "Sussex Red"

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

The ground has 25,000 seats, segregation and disabled sections means we cannot sell every seat. Hence empty rows in front of the disabled section.

So it's not just the plastics that aren't turning up, the spastics aren't bothering either.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 17:58:59

I've never called anyone 'plastic'. But you really do ask for it don't you? The clue to the site members is in the title.

ARE YOU A MASOCHIST? Why post on a Swindon site site, proclaiming yourself to be a Reading fan? You're asking for shit to be flung in your direction!

P.S I don't hope Reading will be shit again, cos I don't give a toss. Reading haven't been of interest to the majority of Swindon fans for quite some years.

:wanker:

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Newburyroyal on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 17:59:28

Quote from: "Yeovil Red"

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Good post hertha, when you were good we didn;t whine like little bitches and result to cheap insults such as "plastic",etc.
Shit again soon? Hang on to that hope mate.

I may be mistaken but you seem to be the one doing most of the bleating.If you weren't here Reading wouldnt get a mention.

Bull, two anti-reading posts on the existing thread which I had't even posted on. know your facts.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 18:00:49

:mrgreen: chill out Tone

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Newburyroyal on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 18:03:48

Quote from: "herthab"

We have sheffield united, west ham, aldershit, qpr and a few others posting on our messageboard. We enjoy the banter and have a laugh, some get light hearted abuse, some give it back. Thats the whole point of football fans. As this forum is 80% bollocks it goes well with half of these replies. If you don;t want new or other teams fans posting here, LOCK REGISTRATIONS, its really that simple.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Spencer_White on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 18:05:43

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Quote from: "Yeovil Red"

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Good post hertha, when you were good we didn;t whine like little bitches and result to cheap insults such as "plastic",etc.
Shit again soon? Hang on to that hope mate.

I may be mistaken but you seem to be the one doing most of the bleating.If you weren't here Reading wouldnt get a mention.

Bull, two anti-reading posts on the existing thread which I had't even posted on. know your facts.

You are no marks mate get over it. Bottom of the league in the banter stakes. In terms of fans you are soccer moms and spotty kids. No one gives a stuff about you.

I would have to admit the post about 97-98 was a good one though. Its embaressing to see Reading and even the Gills average more than us in some seasons.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 18:07:15

That's not what I said idiot!

I just pointed out that you were bound to get shit if you go on a rival clubs messageboard.

You are the one moaning cos you're getting some stick. Grow up.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Newburyroyal on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 18:08:08

Quote from: "Spencer_White"

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Quote from: "Yeovil Red"

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Good post hertha, when you were good we didn;t whine like little bitches and result to cheap insults such as "plastic",etc.
Shit again soon? Hang on to that hope mate.

I may be mistaken but you seem to be the one doing most of the bleating.If you weren't here Reading wouldnt get a mention.

Bull, two anti-reading posts on the existing thread which I had't even posted on. know your facts.

I would have to admit the post about 97-98 was a good one though. Its embaressing to see Reading and even the Gills average more than us in some seasons.

Thats what happens when your small time mate :wink:

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 18:09:19

I'm not entirely sure. But I have a hunch Newburyroyal might be a Reading fan.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 18:21:05

Quote from: "simon pieman"

I'm not entirely sure. But I have a hunch Newburyroyal might be a Reading fan.

Think I'm coming to that conclusion aswell. Have to say I prefer oxford fan.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Newburyroyal on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 18:29:45

Ben, not a true swindon fan mate if thats the case....

Swindon: " we don;t care about reading, we are bigger, oxford is the big one"

Reading: soapy tit wank oxford and before 1970?

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 18:31:49

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Ben, not a true swindon fan mate if thats the case....

Swindon: " we don;t care about reading, we are bigger, oxford is the big one"

Reading: soapy tit wank oxford and before 1970?

eh ?

:shrug:

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 18:31:54

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 18:33:50

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Ben, not a true swindon fan mate if thats the case....

Swindon: " we don;t care about reading, we are bigger, oxford is the big one"

Reading: soapy tit wank oxford and before 1970?

That went straight over your head :mrgreen:

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 18:36:18

I think possibly it did...

http://www.thetownend.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=74

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Newburyroyal on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 18:38:26

Im well aware he exists, i saw him taking the piss on another thread. He also got a mention on my welcoming post by reg.

What your saying is, im more of a cunt than him? :D :D :D :D

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 18:40:12

Oxford fan is practically one of us he has 7000 posts on 2 swindon forum and went to a swindon game once and came down the pub :D

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 18:40:23

yep. He's not a cunt at all. I've always thought oxford fan is pretty ace.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 18:41:16

He's not really an Oxford Fan though, he just pretends.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: mexico red on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 21:42:50

i think oxford fan is a cunt, and he knows it, but i quite like this reading bloke he makes some valid points, is there any way anyone can get to see a game this season, maybe hook up for a pint?

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: red macca on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 21:48:15

Quote from: "mexico red"

i think oxford fan is a cunt, and he knows it, but i quite like this reading bloke he makes some valid points, is there any way anyone can get to see a game this season, maybe hook up for a pint?

i will meet you saturday mex .

is it a date :D

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: ron dodgers on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 21:57:02

I like reading - in fact, I'm thinking of joining a book club

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, October 25, 2006, 23:01:17

Quote from: "ron dodgers"

I like reading - in fact, I'm thinking of joining a book club

#

:soapy tit wank: ace!

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Spencer_White on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 12:48:12

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Quote from: "Spencer_White"

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Quote from: "Yeovil Red"

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Good post hertha, when you were good we didn;t whine like little bitches and result to cheap insults such as "plastic",etc.
Shit again soon? Hang on to that hope mate.

I may be mistaken but you seem to be the one doing most of the bleating.If you weren't here Reading wouldnt get a mention.

Bull, two anti-reading posts on the existing thread which I had't even posted on. know your facts.

I would have to admit the post about 97-98 was a good one though. Its embaressing to see Reading and even the Gills average more than us in some seasons.

Thats what happens when your small time mate :wink:

Not in division 4 we aint matey. Were the big boys down here!

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: BerkshiresFinest on Thursday, October 26, 2006, 21:37:59

Quote from: "herthab"

My Dads bigger than your Dad.

And my cocks made out of plastic, I stood too close to the fire once and the end melted and dripped down my leg.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, October 27, 2006, 08:37:06

Quote from: "BerkshiresFinest"

Quote from: "herthab"

My Dads bigger than your Dad.

And my cocks made out of plastic.

We knew that anyway :roll:

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, October 27, 2006, 08:41:48

I searched for "Plastic Reading FC" on google and found this gem...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plastic_Stadium

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Rich Pullen on Friday, October 27, 2006, 09:13:13

Quote

Other Plastic Stadia around the world include Toytown FC (Noddy's local team) and the Majedski Stadium, the new home of Reading FC (nickname: the plastics). Reading FC have acquired this nickname to replace their traditional tag of "The Biscuitmen" since they left their spiritual home of Elm Park, and their 3,000 fans quickly became complimented by 20,000 chelsea and west ham fans. Hence the name "plastics". Matchday atmosphere at the Majedski has been likened to sitting inside a huge empty tupperware tub.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Genius

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, October 27, 2006, 09:17:13

Quote from: "RichPullen"

Quote

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Genius

f***ing Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, October 27, 2006, 11:50:40

It would have been far more amusing had Madejski been spelt right.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: McLovin on Friday, October 27, 2006, 11:52:48

I personally don't think that takes away from the content

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, October 27, 2006, 15:33:30

Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"

I personally don't think that takes away from the content

Agreed

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, October 27, 2006, 16:06:26

Quote from: "sonic youth"

It would have been far more amusing had Madejski been spelt right.

Don't be so pedantic. Why do you give a fuck if he's names spelt correctly?

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: sonic youth on Friday, October 27, 2006, 16:36:26

Quote from: "sam_stfc"

Quote from: "sonic youth"

It would have been far more amusing had Madejski been spelt right.

Don't be so pedantic. Why do you give a fuck if he's names spelt correctly?

His...

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Newburyroyal on Friday, October 27, 2006, 16:37:16

The atmopshere at the madejski has been by far the best in the prem. You jsut need to look on our oppositions website forums to realise this. Far louder, hostile and lively than anyone including you would of thought. soapy tit wank@ the retard who posted that on wiki yet couldn't spell the name right, stupid inbred. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Rumours have it they are creating one for "jealous football fans", this one should be a good read too I've heard :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: red macca on Friday, October 27, 2006, 16:37:20

Quote from: "sonic youth"

Quote from: "sam_stfc"

Quote from: "sonic youth"

It would have been far more amusing had Madejski been spelt right.

Don't be so pedantic. Why do you give a fuck if he's names spelt correctly?

His...

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, October 27, 2006, 16:40:11

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

The atmopshere at the madejski has been by far the best in the prem.

That's bollocks, it's just 15,000 kids who got in for free going 'ooooooohhhhhhhh' whenever the ball gets anywhere near the goal.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, October 27, 2006, 16:40:56

Quote from: "sonic youth"

Quote from: "sam_stfc"

Quote from: "sonic youth"

It would have been far more amusing had Madejski been spelt right.

Don't be so pedantic. Why do you give a fuck if he's names spelt correctly?

His...

Walked right into that one :D

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Newburyroyal on Friday, October 27, 2006, 17:09:05

Quote from: "sam_stfc"

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

The atmopshere at the madejski has been by far the best in the prem.

That's bollocks, it's just 15,000 kids who got in for free going 'ooooooohhhhhhhh' whenever the ball gets anywhere near the goal.

No, your the one talking bollox. How the hell would you know, when your playing in league two? Your basing it on an assumption of when we played you in front of 14,000 5 years ago, times have changed.
As said check the forums of teams we have played, people with a far more credible opinion than you.

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: ron dodgers on Monday, October 30, 2006, 15:31:56

of course he's talking bollox Newb - that's the point of this forum. If you want to talk not bollox go to the big boys forum, we tend to be quite amusing here - in my incredible opinion of course!
kisses
Ron
ps. our chairman is smaller than yours!

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, October 30, 2006, 15:38:09

meeeeeh to this thread

Title: Reading's Dad is bigger than Swindon's dad
Post by: Spud on Monday, October 30, 2006, 16:29:01

Quote from: "Newburyroyal"

Loud & Hostile, 2 things that will never be associated with a Reading Stadium. :mrgreen: