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Me:
Gabriel Batistuta

An Argentinian genius. You're one of the highest scorers in Serie A, smacking home 27 goals in 13 games. You're not a bad bloke but you look after yourself. Especially now that you could be past your best.

Batistuta


Past my best indeed.

Rivaldo

You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.

Rivaldo also :)

Batistuta

ARRRGGGGGH

OLIVER KAHN :cry:  :cry:

Gabriel Batistuta

You are
David Seaman

You've saved England more times than anyone but unless you're joining Status Quo, you need to lose the ponytail. You're a decent bloke who always does the right thing. But the error-count is slowly on the up.
 
im a bloody moron.  :x

Batigol according to that test.  In reality I'm like a white Carlton Palmer.

Racist? why not balck hey!?  :shock:

errrrrm because I'm white....

well..... still racist to me. i thought better of you.

Hows that racist??????   I am white.  If I was a great rugby kicker, I'd be the scottish Jonny Wilkinson.  A fantastic Formula 1 driver I'd be the British Michael Schumacher.  Therefore as when I play footie I'm a similar style of player to Mr Palmer, I'm the white CP.  You're just trying to be Politically correct and looking for something offensive when it's not there.

You should have picked me up on my jokey, although very dodgy, comment about giving Palestinians semtex, now if someone had a go at me because of that I'd understand.

What footballers would people be if they could choose? (any team)

i would say im like brian Howard.... have a few tricks, can play decent sometimes, but do run out of breath early because i love pie.

yeh i was joking to mate, don't worry about it. but i do like how you went off one to prove your point, well done. proved your point well. Imagine if Micheal Schmacher was british, wouldn't that be great.... another Damon Hill  8)

I'm Patrick Viera

You're a great athlete. You've got strength, speed and legs that go on forever. Unfortunately you use all this to take out opponents in a way that might end a few careers.

8)   Spot on.

Im Rivaldo too.

What when you get hit by the ball in the legs you go down holding your face like a wimp.... yeh sounds about right.  :wink:

You are
Rivaldo

You're one of the best players on the planet. You lead by example and you're way too refined to rake your studs down anyones shins. You do sometimes have trouble passing the ball to lesser players, though.


Oh yeh rolling around holding your face when hit in the kness is really leading by example!

Oliver Kahn

Your massive presence fills the goal. Or is it your ego. You frighten your own defenders more than you intimidate the other side's forwards. You're not a vicious man but you are the bully boy at the back.

I could do better than Rhys!!!

Do you actually know what the word racism means Johno?

You are
Freddie Ljungberg

Although you need a new hairdresser, you're a class player. You're not a saint but you're not a hatchet man either. However, unlike a solid Swedish table, you're a bit unstable. Your temper needs to be controlled.




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dunno, probably. John Bentley education isn't the best.  :wink:

you and your ginger friend are so strange its unreal

paolo montero

You should be locked up. You could carpet a pitch with your red cards. You're ruthless, calculating and arrogant. You make Hannibal Lecter look like a girl. Do the world a favour. Retire.
 :D

That explains a lot.

Yeh, i blame John Bentley for everything. it works.

i was rivaldo - leading by example  8)

Batistuta

When you go to home games, do you park in the Walcot/Park South area?

we park in the Fire Station.