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Title: Useless facts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, February 14, 2005, 22:27:39
Post them here to bore the pants off everyone.

Useless fact 1: There are more wild camels in Australia than any other place in the world


Title: Useless facts
Post by: DMR on Monday, February 14, 2005, 22:30:17
Feed a seagull an Alka Seltzer and it will explode


Title: Useless facts
Post by: Johno on Monday, February 14, 2005, 22:40:28
give a pigeon rice and it will explode. i thought that would be a useful fact!?


Title: Useless facts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, February 14, 2005, 22:52:27
women blink nearly twice as much as men


Title: Useless facts
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, February 14, 2005, 22:53:22
Stanley is a twat.


Title: Useless facts
Post by: strooood on Monday, February 14, 2005, 23:15:25
the pot called the kettle black


Title: Useless facts
Post by: Dazzza on Monday, February 14, 2005, 23:32:31
I bought a packet of Lambert & Butler for a fiver at the weekend.   :(


Title: Useless facts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, February 14, 2005, 23:32:53
Quote from: "blinkpip"
Stanley is a twat.


“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts.”

- Sen. Daniel P. Moynihan (1927 - 2003)


Title: Useless facts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, February 14, 2005, 23:34:27
Quote from: "dazzza"
I bought a packet of Lambert & Butler for a fiver at the weekend.   :(


did you say you would stop for lent? you rebel  :o


Title: Useless facts
Post by: Dazzza on Monday, February 14, 2005, 23:35:43
I gave that little nugget up on Saturday.


Title: Useless facts
Post by: santini on Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 00:30:56
The first thing that most women do when they wake up in the morning is rub their eyes.


Title: Useless facts
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 00:35:17
Quote from: "santini"
The first thing that most women do when they wake up in the morning is rub their eyes.


they rub them again if they see me! then they run   :?


Title: Useless facts
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 09:37:22
Quote from: "Johno"

Feed a seagull an Alka Seltzer and it will explode

give a pigeon rice and it will explode. i thought that would be a useful fact!?



Give a Palestinian some semtex and he will explode.  :shock:


Title: Useless facts
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 09:38:53
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