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Title: My mate got his dick stuck in his zip Post by: DMR on Friday, February 11, 2005, 19:33:28 and it bled for 45 minutes
hahahahaha Title: My mate got his dick stuck in his zip Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, February 11, 2005, 19:34:38 Ouch :shock:
Title: My mate got his dick stuck in his zip Post by: DMR on Friday, February 11, 2005, 19:36:27 Yet to his eternal credit he'd pulled by 10pm
Title: My mate got his dick stuck in his zip Post by: Sussex on Friday, February 11, 2005, 20:11:36 On a similar subject - has anyone else ever snapped their banjo?
I was with an ex doing the biz, and noticed things down below had got a bit more slippery than usual. Pulled out and blood went everywhere, over the duvet, up the wall. Ouch :shock: Took about two weeks before I could do anything again. Have to cross my legs even now at the thought :? Title: My mate got his dick stuck in his zip Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, February 11, 2005, 20:14:31 yup and it makes me cringe to think about it. i get scared it's gonna happen again sometime - that's why i've taken a vow of celibacy (not really i'm just a loser)
Title: My mate got his dick stuck in his zip Post by: DMR on Friday, February 11, 2005, 20:18:05 Putting it in the browneye without lube doesn't half wrench all skin back :twisted:
You asked mate. Title: My mate got his dick stuck in his zip Post by: Sussex on Friday, February 11, 2005, 20:53:34 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" Putting it in the browneye without lube doesn't half wrench all skin back :twisted: You asked mate. Ha ha, I was nowhere near the choccy starfish Dave! Title: My mate got his dick stuck in his zip Post by: swindonbob on Friday, February 11, 2005, 21:02:56 My brother did it this xmas eve! It was weird hearing my nan and uncle talking about it on xmas day over our dinner
Title: My mate got his dick stuck in his zip Post by: walrus on Friday, February 11, 2005, 23:55:54 I feel sick.
Title: My mate got his dick stuck in his zip Post by: strooood on Saturday, February 12, 2005, 12:49:50 Quote from: "swindonbob" My brother did it this xmas eve! It was weird hearing my nan and uncle talking about it on xmas day over our dinner hahaha unlucks, i'll ask him about it next time i see him 8) |