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finally got it, no longer to i need to ask Simon for the highlights, i know what im doing tonight... :soapy tit wank:  (it has nothing to do with STFC World)

Sex?

:(  now there's no point in my existence

I still like to see the goals Si!

I bet Johno's bird's a bit of a minger.

don't have a bird, but no wouldn't be minging anyday!  :P

and no, not sex....

Well tell us then boyo

what are you doing then johno? it's not champ man is it?

i dunno, just stating it wasn't anything to do with STFC World.... and no its not champ man  :cry:

so i dunno what im doing, got you all excited over nothing!?  :P

i bet he's going to ride the wave of porno on t'internet  :-))(

nah, i doubt that. probably watch simpsons at 9 though  8)

what does your average 15 year old do on a non-schoolnight anyway johno. i can't remember what i used to do - my brain has been pickled from years of vodka abuse

non school night.... um, depends most of my mates go round the centre of calne getting drunk, which i don't do. sometimes go out somewhere, maybe to swindon? dunno.... it varys, or if your a geek, do some math equations  8)

When I was 15 it was the year of getting some beers from home or Threshers and going at sitting at the Rugby Club. Top nights

When I was 15 it used to be a disco in St Joes Hall on a Friday and the White Tiles in the Reuben  George Hall on a Saturday night.  It was good because,  the DJ was still a relatively new thing and you got lots of soul, Motown,  ska, rocksteady and bluebeat.

 St Joes was good for nice girls, the Tiles for dirty girls and fights.

Put your hand on your scrotum and find those balls boy. You're a teenager for gods' sakes.

yeh, did know that, but thanks for the reminder.

If you want help locating those balls I'll send Walrus round then

nah,won't be necessary... but you didn't have to go and raise walrus hopes did you? thats just mean!

Oi. You're both cunts.  And johno, don't forget Bournemouth, I've had fulfilled hopes and don't you forget it.  Threesome with younger Johno was fucking amazing.

no, there isn't more Johno's roaming the planet is there?

walrus took a joke personally. Bourenmouth, must have been your imagination... thats quite sick walrus.  :-))(  and Blinkpip if there are, well your screwd aren't you!

no I didn't!  I was joking, just came across aggressively.

And there are more Johno's - mini Johno.

I had the honour of queuing for the bogs behind Johno.  That is all.   :roll:

so it was you that pissed on me!  :evil:

johno you're such a lamer. go out and get pissed in a  park pull a girl and fight. it's what you're sposed to be doing.

yeh........  :-))(

By his age he should be experimenting with drugs too.

well, not your typical 15 year old then am i?

I used to get pilled up at fifteen. Those were the days. Wish I could remember them!!!

come on, he stays on the net on fridays and saturdays, he's not gonna go the whole hog in one night is he?!

To be honest when you see a group of pissed 15 year olds in Calne you have to just look at them and think...GET A LIFE!

Thought you were off to the Indian tonight Johno?!
O yeah, forgot! You daren'ty return after you did the owner's six-year-old daughter!

they do have a life - one that's more exciting than yours

yeah. going and getting brewed up with your peers i think is a big part of growing up. certainly didnt hurt me  8)  :beers  shouldnt really say "get a life" atleast their enjoying themselves with their mates

Okay maybe I was harsh. Probab;ly just because the people you see pissed in Calne are all chavs. My god I hate chavs!

I have no problem with getting pissed, but I think if you're gonna get pissed then go to a party and do it! There's plenty of people having parties pretty much every week so there's no reason to complain about it!

Plus in the summer people go off camping and get pissed there. Surely that has to be the best way until you are allowed into pubs etc.

there's nothing like the camaraderie of gettin drunk with your mates somewhere you shouldnt. i have toask, is it a hint of jealousy because perhaps you arent allowed?

I could easily go out with mates, I have done before and will do again. I just think its better for everyone if you go somewhere else rather pissin everyone off that's all!

But then it is a free country I suppose, if they really exist

i was at the indian, just got back, lovely as ever!  8)

but yeh chavs are annoying, and all 'ardmen' but not....

johno, i take it you're getting fm2005 then?

Yes! Finally i will be.....  :wink:

good offer on stfc world i thought. i've currently hit a spell of good form on fm2005, danny allsopp is doing the business right now.