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I personally think this will be a tough game and a draw will be a good result...

I reckon 1-0 town, but then again what the hell do I know.

It's gonna be a toughy, wish I was going, I'm just gonna have to stay in and listen to it instead!!!

Come on lads!!!

1-3 i think. everyone thinks we will lose? FFS why? 5 wins from 5 and what have Chester done? Wrexham beat them at home so why can't we?

We're going to lose at some point this season, we can't just keep saying well we've won the first 11 so why should we lose this one.
It will happen at some point. And a few people think it may be this weekend. I think we'll win, but lose to Wrexham next week.

me too. i think we will lose to Wrexham. but Chester? they are shite!

Just saw young Holgate (and Wells) in the bookies, he won't feature tonight, the rest of the lads travelled up yesterday according to the big man.

Nice lad.

Good to see we're doing things right. Travelling the day before and giving the players a rest before the game.

Whilst the reserves spend their weekend in the bookies!!   :wink:

I asked Ashan if he liked playing in the middle after saying I thought he played well there, he said he didn't really care just as long as he plays.

I hope that comes in as I'll be £85 richer 8)

Vincent and Monkhouse out according to beeb.

            Brez
Smith Ifil Williams Nicho

At the back then, hope we don't get any injuries.

Chester ain't a bad little side and I personally wouldn't be too disapointed if we came away with a draw.

It will be interesting to see how Chester approach the game.  Both Darlo and Hartlepool went all guns blazing against Town, pressed Town for long periods of the game, which enabled Town to play counter attacking football.  I'm not too sure whether Chester have the same ability to do this to Town tonight.  I think Chester keep it tight at the back, and play for a draw with the aim of hopefully knicking a goal and defending the lead

I fucking hate Mark Wright, their manager (I think), hope we thrash em and get the freckle faced wanker the sack.

Sadly I'll be in town and unable to listen on the radio. I'll be checking the WAAAAAAAAAPernet every 5 mins for the score though

gay friday night kick offs

COME ON TOWN, 6 IN A ROW PLEASE!

when it starts can someone post a listening link up please

i tell you what is freaky is that i was in there at the same time jan.betfred at the bottom of town.at least i had the courtesy to ask how his bollocks were :D

Mex - can you give me a text updates of scopreres etc please?????

no

haha i think ill listen on the Radio then go out

Well well, I wasn't in there that long, put a quick footie bet on, had a chat at the counter with Holgate and then was gone.  I must admit, I didn't even think about his bollocks, which I'm kind of glad about.

Wells needs to sort his hair out btw, looks terrible.

wells also needs to sort out his gambling problem

He seems to love that roulette machine.

yeah changed a few notes when i was in there..i wone about £120 on various dog races

:( I'm worried about the curse......but I still think it will be a short and sweet win for us. 1 Nil to the barmy army.

I think an efficient win beckons. Something nil.

who am i is Cliff Jackson I think..

Williams is out = no clean sheet.

1-1 i reckon

Smith, Ifil, Nicho, Charlie C-P?!?

please send a link someone :(

http://matchlive.safc.premiumtv.co.uk/mlex/258741/matches/08132005/2528536/match_console.html?clubid=undefined

Try this Mex, not sure it'll work for you though.

equally, I can't speak for this one:

http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/media/0,,~,00.asx?path=uggc://zsvyr.nxnznv.pbz/6095/yvir/ersyrpgbe:21694.nfk?oxhc=23441

The first stella is open, Hodgetts voice is already boring me to tears but 5 mins to kick off.

Come on you reds.

sounds like a fair few fans are still on the Motorway (Paul D and Tails to name 2)

If those links dont work If you have free minutes on your phone ring my mobile and ill stick it by the radio :D

Does this work?

http://mfile.akamai.com/6095/live/reflector:21694.asx?bkup=23441

Rob's link is working, cheers 8)

Your avatar is uncanny  :shock:

come on you fuckin reds........im not to confident tonight if im honest.i have a weird feeling though half of me says it will be a struggle  the other half says we are gonna hammer them

This baby works week in week out so get it bookmarked!

http://matchlive.safc.premiumtv.co.uk/mlex/258741/matches/08132005/2528536/match_console.html?clubid=undefined

Oh and change the match on the right.

Gutted was supposed to be there tonight but the boat is knackered.

Yeovil has Angelina turned up yet?

Chester playing 3-5-2.
Who plays 3-5-2 nowadays apart from people on Football manager?

Ricky Shakes - Good cross? Eh?

Chester do.

no mate

Of course  :D thanks for clearing that one up.

cheers rob, mr america 9/10 for effort 2/10 for achievement

how loud was that give us and S

Been speaking to my wife again???????

 :mrgreen:

Who's the co-commentator?  He seems to know a hell of a lot about the weather system being affected by the river close to the stadium.

It's Rob Hartley.  He's the guy thats been to well over a 1000 consectutive Town games.

Isn't he the fella from Trust STFC? His name escapes me.

hes bang on about the drum

I have a headache already.

har har. Someone should ban the damn things at the CG. They do my head in.

You see points west tonight Chris, quality to see the looks on the city players' faces.

good start tonight, looking alright

Is KT there?

:D Ok that drum is pissing me off, did'nt he say it was the swindon fans? Speaking of which, 600/700 is bloody good for an evening away match.

drums are fucking annoying at football matches.

Sure did. They all looked as if they were bricking it on the way into the courtroom!!!

Can provide link if anyone fancies a watch.

yes please

Booooooooo

ref is a wanker etc

aaargghhhh you cunt

Yeah post the link, well worth watching, stupid bastards.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!

you what?

you fucker referee!

Referees a wanker  :x

Bastard ref!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

:x GRRRRR

Handball's handball, if it interferred with the ball, he's got to give it really.

doesn't sound deliberate though so can't be. im not there though so what do i know!  :)

All refs are wankers, its one of the essential skills required.

But there is no rule as accidental handball ref's got to decide whether we gained an unfair advantage through use of a hand, unlucky, but that's the way it goes, i suppose.

Boo. Show didn't upload. I'll check later as there's a failsafe which might sort itself out at 11pm.

normally though you have to say it wouldn't of been given...you do sometimes get away with it.

Yep ... the rule is gaining an unfair advantage by using hands or something. ie, accidental handball isn't handball.

what happened i was watching the simpsons

Rules are there to be broken. Its an injustice, I tell thee  :wink:

One of the Chester plays spunked up over the majesty of our perfect performance.

We scored but handball was given, apparently it was accidental, queue discussion about ref being a masturbator.

Ive listen to this from the start and except for the disallowed goal I couldnt tell you a thing that has happened.

is there anything on tv worth watching, got the fucking us open on at the moment, what a crock of shit that is.  They're not even showing Murray dicking some italian.

How about the river affecting the weather system of the stadium, surely you remember that?

Apparently Ricky Shakes has managed a decent cross.

Jerel Ifil has more to his game than just defending.

Christian Roberts can jink this way and that.

I'm no meteorologist, but thats total shite.

jan can you let me know how murray is doing if you find out..i have 2/1 that he will drop a set tonight

And ... one person's health is worth more than a game of football ...

More words of wisdom.

He's about to win in straight sets macca 6-0 6-1 6-1

SSN just said he was through ... unless I misheard.

Will someone make me a cuppa?

6-0, 6-1, 6-1 Murray.  Straight sets.

Only if you go and get me a curry.

ah never mind cheers

Christ, this game must be shit, we're talking about tennis :o

It doesn't sound worth driving all that way for.

Reckon another beer might be on soon.

Chicken Phall ok?

Message to Ricky Shakes, do not clap hands in referees face.

:mrgreen:  Chester fans to wise : Arsehole!Arsehole!Arsehole

Don't get too lary....

I say this every home match so here goes

"this has got nil nil written all over it"

(queue goal)

Drawing nil nil wil be better than winning 1-0 or 4-3, wtf????????????????

http://www.dining-made-easy.co.uk/webupload/DININGME/SMALL/Chicken%20Korma.jpg

Yup, he actually said it. He is officially a thick cunt.

Had a Vindaloo last night, if anyone's interested...

Good for you. I'm interested.
Make it yourself?

No! It was nice.

I just had a nice Chinese ... along with egg fried rice and chips. Ace.

Phall is the daddy.

Make a grown man cry.

Ooo time for my half time fag, Chris K, put the kettle on please.

im just about to go and pick my curry up at half time

Bollocks to that. Got an ice cold bottle of Stella in the fridge ... going to get when the whistle goes. I suggest you all get one too.

"the best chance was the disallowed goal", no shit sherlock.

Half time snack. A banana :?  I hate fridays, the day before mother does the weekly shop. I have a craving for pickled onion monstermunch.

My good ol' brother gave me 24 bottles of stella last week, working my way through them tonight, then going up the pub after the match, hopefully to celebrate a win, not a nil nil mr commentator, although I do realise that would be a better result.

I am eating some peanut brittle  8)

Mmmmmm peanut butter on toast would be nice.

tonight i had a 4 egg, ham and cheese omlette and baked beans.  Simple but lovely.

:oops:  I had fish and chips and I'm still hungry.

I had corn beef hash  :)

Time to start that great evening snack hunt around the house then!!

I haven't had corn beef hash since i left home, I think I'm happy about that fact.  It's nice enough but there's so many other items of food which are nicer (imo).

corn beef hash = comfort food. Always welcome here!

jacket potato with chese and tinned spaghetti. nice :D

Nah it's lovelly when cooked properly.

Mash the potato, fried onions and corned beef up in a bowl, transfer to a glass oven dish, cover with cheese and put in oven until crispy.

807 Swindon fans there! According to Mother, not sure if she spent the first half counting them or not :?

Rob Hartley is the name of the summeriser for whoever it was who asked.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Peacock likes it away, doesn't he?

YESSSSSSSS1!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!! :D  :D

just picked my curry up.fuckin get in who scored??

<does a little dance>  :mrgreen:

EI EI EI O .... :beers:  :beers:

PEACOCK

'Another real dribbler from Peacock'  :shock:

Peackonator

Cum on cock! Woooooooooooo!

Sky Sports News just confirmed it

One - Nil Swindon

 :wink:

Time for another stella!!!

Will you stop fucking swearing? I'm on a mission to not swear today, which I've just failed

I love the cock :oops:  :o

Cant wait to see the goal!!!

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Fucking awesome.

Shut the fuck up.
 :D  :P

Ok I am going to stop too now, I sound like a pikey dyke.

How are you surprised. Sade's been groomed by Birdy  :roll:

I also love the cock.

the fans sound well fucking loud :D

Who is going to be the first to have this as their signature?
That seems to be the in thing at the moment on here  :D

Fair point.

We all love the cock come on guys!!!!  :D  :D  :D

802 town fans, bloody fantastic for an evening game . Fair play.

807 actually  :)

Yup, fair play. That's a fucking good turn out and they are also very loud. Superb stuff  :clap:

Marcus stewart just scored for yeovil, can brizzle's day get any worse?

We can only hope  :D

Bit bollocks that it's on a Friday night. If it'd been Saturday or Sunday I'd have gone, England game or not.

Yes.....seeing paul ince on the back of the daily press wearing a swindon shirt must of been a bit of a barsteward :wink:

Steve Brooker listened to the first half on the radio but couldn't listen to the 2nd cos it's lights out at 9:00pm  :D

I love it. The fickle gits will be on that otib site soon saying they should recall him ...

I wouldn't have gone.

 :mrgreen:

Three City players jailed .... £5,000 court costs
Selling best player ... £2m

Ex-misfit striker scoring for rival club on your worst day of the season ... priceless

Wycombe winning 1-0, "Wycombe player" scored, in a wiltshire sound commentary style.

Phew - Brezovan saves

thank fuk for brezovan

Heh! heh!





City 8)





Let's hope two of their old boys end up with 20+ goals each.




WTF???????? Chester just had a shot :shock:  Well done Brez!

Nice of you to pitch up old bean  :wink:

I see it's looking good for the Bengals with Mr Palmer set to start the season 8)

Nice signature Coxernator.

Think they are playing tonight, last pre-season game away at Indy. Should have gone, but my loyalty to Town dictated otherwise.

well if you will say silly stuff...

fuk sake ifil you mong. grrrrrrrrrrrrr  :x  :x

Oh dear Jerel :(

shit.

Ifil's off, you stupid fucking idiot.

I hate stupid sendings off.

whats jerel done?

Jerel you knob!

Poor jerel :(  He's not bad natured and you know he does not do it on purpose. He's just all legs! Quite clumsy bless him.

I'm not gonna slate him too much as he's been brilliant so far, but that could prove to be a costly mistake.

Second yellow for kicking ball away. Apparently the ref let one go earlier in the half with different player. Nice consistancy.

Lets dig those trenches then boys...

Shut up shop now like a good 4th division side.

Yep, now's the time to show you're up for the fight.

I'd have gone to Indy :oops:


WTF are we going to do now then? Peacock to central defence?

Yeah come on fella's, we're better than this lot, time to show some strength of character.  

Evans has been quite quiet tonight, not as influencial as usual.

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice :D

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesassssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


get the fuck in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was I saying about evans?

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss


you fackin beauty

i too love the cock

YES FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET IN!

Av it!!!

YEEEEESSSSSSSS!!! GET IN THE COCK!!!

FUCKING HAVE IT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8)  8)  8)  8)  8)

YOU FUCKING BEAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

:mrgreen: WE WANT THREE!!!!

No sign of the curse.

I love you leeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Fucking get in.

Keep It Together!!!!

Does everybody love the Cock then?

time for a beer?

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

If you don't love the cock, then you must be gay

YES!!! Even my dad does  8)

Everybody loves The Cock. Even Vince McMahon:

http://www.wweshop.com/newimages/images/42076pi.jpg

I pledge allegiance to the cock.

I love the cock even more now.

Bollocks to it then, I lurve the cock too  :oops:  :roll:

Message for John O'Hanlon....

...Maybe it's Sean's dad

<<<<<<<<<<<<<< He also loves me  :D

I'm about to start drinking Marston's Old Empire. A rather intriguing India Pale Ale.

Hmmmmm.....5.7% :shock:

time to crack open the Cusqena!!!  :mrgreen:

that ref seems to be a bit of a dickhead

Still on the Stellaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr

Chester (11 men) v Swindon (9 men) should make it a little more fair.  Come on Caton, get your shirt on fella.

I think the ref really does love cock, in the dirty way.

Caton is fucking class!

caton is su-fucking-perb!!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c258/Sadie09/abcde.jpg

When did Pook come on?  Fuck me, did they just say he tackled someone?

So why have you put up a picture of a Peacock Sade?

That's a bit random isn't it??? 8)

4 points clear as it stands :mrgreen:

[url]http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/9246/untitled1my0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)[/URL]

Is Roger N Clark 1994 a clue?

9 men? :P

Sweet.

So who have we got at the back then?

 8)  Sorry. I have a thing about peacocks. Especially the lee variety.

Erm, maybe not Jack Smith

Could be worse, she could have put a picture of a cock up.

Steady Jack, we are winning!

Pox are now drawing 1-1 with St Albans  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Like I said this has got nil nil written all over it.

They've got the ground with the Tree End, haven't they? Stopped them getting into the league IIRC.

Janaage please say that before every single match :D

2-1 Pox now, they're playing with 10 men

There must be a ground somewhere with a Bell End......

don't say that ralph, I've read about four threads where people are taking the piss out of the pox because they're losing but then they end up winning.

I do, well every home match anyway, it's uncanny how soon the goals are scored after I say it.

Man City were gonna name all 4 stands at their new ground after players.

Colin Bell was gonna have the end stand named after him. True story.

And they are winning  :roll:

Pure fucking class  8)

Could have been worse. Last weekend I muttered:

"Don't let fucking Aaron Brown take the free kick.."

Before he took the free kick and smacked it in the back of the net.

woohoo shakes is captain  8)

Captain Shakes!

shakes as captain. ace :D

when did fola come on?  Bloody hell i don't think i'm listening to this

At least he speaks some English. God knows how Petr managed to fill the role the other day.

So if Oxford win promotion by one point at the end of the season, it's all Ralph's fault!

:D  I hope ince is happy.

Came on for the Cock.

Well done lads. FT.

 :D

Nicholas needs some credit tonight, without wanting to crept inside santini's a-hole, fair play to the bloke, don't really think he suits the centre half role but he carried out his duty well!

another one bites the dust.

Top bombing  :clap:

well done fellas! sounded like a good support too, 6 outta 6. result :D

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Things could'nt get any better for us, what a perfect start to the season  :D  So happy.


Cheers my fellow townies  :beers:  Nice one cock!!!!!

YAYAYAYAYAYYA!!!!!

Fan bloody tastic. TOP OF THE LEAGUE  :mrgreen:

woohoo. great start to the season, were going up as fucking champions  :beers:

So 6 out of 6, best start since..?????????????????????????

1963/64

We are rather awesome  :D

1963/64

Tonight was a very tricky fixture... Quality result by the lads.

Take that Mark Wright you've been... erm... 'COCK'ED!

"Oh ricky shakes as captain **laugh**"

what is so funny about that?

Was he just not the bloke closest to the cock as he left the field?

 :x Thats what I thought. How rude.

"Workman like but they've got a little extra quality" that's how the SSN guy summed it up he also said chester deserved a goal, bastard.

The League 2 table is looking rather good at this point in time 8)

Good?! Good!?!  :D  Its flippin fabaluss!

yeah but it would have looked a lot better if we'd got away with a 0-0 tonight, according to Ed Hadwin anyway.

Can we still be relegated? :D

807 Swindon fans at the game - that is quality.

Great win. Fair play to the 807 (25% of the attendance!).

Mathematically yes. Thats two big words I've used tonight  :soapy tit wank:

6 out of 6. Already 5 points clear of walsall and the franchise.

Well, they have a game in hand though.

Awesome  8)

Wisey thanks all the fans  :clap:

yeah but it's better to have the points in the bag then having to play "catch up".

I love Dennis' interviews.

8)  :D They read my text out!! woooo. Westbury reds.

Media whore  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

the 63/64 run sounds a little more impressive to be honest.

we beat Manchester City, then sunderland, we beat another team 4-1........  the run came to an end against leeds.

Fast forward to 06/07

Yeah we were lucky to win at hartlepool, then we beat Barnet, Darlington and Rochdale by the odd goal....

fuking hell. how many times can you include "you know what i mean" in an interview!!

 :o Fecker.

Next up Wrexham, Franchise and Peterborough tricky stuff... But we the confidence must be sky high.

"fuking hell. how many times can you include "you know what i mean" in an interview!!"

you dissing the cock?

wanna step outside?

:D Oh I love peacock.

Don't forget they will approach the game with us in a different manner, especially after our start.

I predict teams will be lining up on the goal line by Christmas against us.

I think Wrexham, at home, will go for the win.  Teams coming to the CG though, now that might be a different matter.

I cannot believe the difference in our defence this season, either League 2 forwards are shit, or Nicho and Ifil have taken everything wisey has said to them in board.  Williams' influence cannot be underestimated either, I just hope he's fit for next saturday.

Life is going great guns, I'm off up the pub!!

I can't wait for the Franchise game now! And Wycombe!
Best get booked early judgung by how many we took tonight! Would be ace to go there and fill that away end and have another 25% of attendance !!!

fuck a duck, we won again! i had to take the misses out to dinner so i missed the game? how did we play?

Couldn't listen tonight as am off on me jols again.........Read the posts in the hotel bar..........Everyone in the bar in Montrose, CO now loves the cock !

NMH

What you should do is shout " I LOVE THE COCK " across the hotel bar as loud as you can to declare your feelings.

I did......Mrs NMH is looking at me strangely !........I know she loves the cock though !!!!  :D

NMH

Just seen the goals on SSN. Aceness.

We are ace.

I declare today national Swindon day  :D

One of the best bits for me was when the fans were chanting to Brezovan.  Suddenly, he twigged what they were saying, turned round, grinned and started clapping!  Hes ace!

I love Brezer  :D

He's an awesome keeper.

Right now I am quite fond of every player in the squad except perhaps Brown...not particularly AGAINST him though.

This is a very rare thing! Long may it continue

Brown I thought lost his man on a few occasions last night and also was not in the right place for Charlie to pass to him which often meant he had to try and hoof it up the pitch with no success.  

I think Browns ok but still has a lot to prove.

but when we defend we did defend really narrow. Its now Brows fault if thats how he is told how to play.

Shakes does exactly the same on the right wing.

However there were times when CCP had the ball at left back and Brown didnt do enough to get back out to the wing quick enough....

...but I dont think you can blame him for defending narrow because thats what we appear to do.

"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD"

chester fan in the background on the highlights :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Watch the highlights and listen to someone shout

''FUCK, SHIT''

just before Peacock scored the header.   Quality

Yep, it's quite noticeable and I've said before I reckon it's something Wise took from his Wimbledon days.  They used to press the pitch on the side the ball was.  The thinking is it places the team in possession under pressure and cuts down the space, if the ball is spread to the other wing there is normally time to just shuffle over and cover before they can create anything dangerous.

Seems to work a treat against less skilled teams, like the ones in this league.

 :mrgreen:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Brilliant!  :D

hahaha that's ace

Was it anyone on here that started the "give me and S" etc. chant who Missed out a letter in the chant? Bloody hilarious, poor bloke was bright red.

it was leggett

it quite obviously wasnt, seen as you kept sending him text messages all day gloating how you were going to football while he was at work...