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Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Foggy on Friday, September 1, 2006, 07:38:34 Is your name really Lucinda ?
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 1, 2006, 07:39:11 Why?
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Foggy on Friday, September 1, 2006, 08:09:41 No real reason , The thought of a posh bird called Lucinda on a horse conjures up a pleasant image thats all .
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: red macca on Friday, September 1, 2006, 08:10:35 Quote from: "Foggy" No real reason , The thought of a posh bird called Lucinda on a horse conjures up a pleasant image thats all . :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: ..birdy wont mind me saying she is far from poshTitle: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 1, 2006, 08:14:55 Quote from: "red macca" Quote from: "Foggy" No real reason , The thought of a posh bird called Lucinda on a horse conjures up a pleasant image thats all . :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: ..birdy wont mind me saying she is far from posh:x that coming from a common thug :wink: Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 1, 2006, 08:15:20 Is it pick on Birdy day today??
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Sippo on Friday, September 1, 2006, 08:18:11 Quality.... :soapy tit wank:
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: magic8ball on Friday, September 1, 2006, 08:20:05 Quote from: "STFCBird" Is it pick on Birdy day today?? Can I play too?? :wink: Title: FOA Birdy Post by: red macca on Friday, September 1, 2006, 08:22:42 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "red macca" Quote from: "Foggy" No real reason , The thought of a posh bird called Lucinda on a horse conjures up a pleasant image thats all . :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: ..birdy wont mind me saying she is far from posh:x that coming from a common thug :wink: Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 1, 2006, 08:28:46 LUCINDA
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 1, 2006, 08:29:14 i'll cut you all
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: magic8ball on Friday, September 1, 2006, 08:29:39 Quote from: "STFCBird" LUCINDA Turn your caps off you spaz. Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 1, 2006, 08:30:56 I was shouting numb nuts
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: magic8ball on Friday, September 1, 2006, 08:33:37 Keep the noise down then. Its still early.
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Sippo on Friday, September 1, 2006, 08:35:02 You better cheer up for later otherwise you'll be in the boot :wink:
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: red macca on Friday, September 1, 2006, 08:35:46 Quote from: "STFCBird" i'll fuckyou all :shock:Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 1, 2006, 08:37:49 Quote from: "magic8ball" Keep the noise down then. Its still early. IF YOU CAN FIND ME AND GAG ME THEN I WILL :D Quote from: "stfcfan" You better cheer up for later otherwise you'll be in the boot :wink: Can I sleep in the boot? Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 1, 2006, 08:38:28 Quote from: "red macca" Quote from: "STFCBird" i'll fuckyou all :shock:I have my eye on you McMackin Title: FOA Birdy Post by: magic8ball on Friday, September 1, 2006, 08:43:25 Pure filth.
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 1, 2006, 09:02:35 Have a wash then ball face
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Foggy on Friday, September 1, 2006, 09:06:55 Fuck me i only asked a simple question, I AM being nice ! Birdy i have come to the conclusion that you need a damn good seeing too ! That would sort out your bad mood :P
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 1, 2006, 09:11:06 Quote from: "Foggy" Fuck me i only asked a simple question, I AM being nice ! Birdy i have come to the conclusion that you need a damn good seeing too ! That would sort out your bad mood :P OK that would be nice, make it before 12 though as I have to leave to get ready for Chester :D Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Piemonte on Friday, September 1, 2006, 09:12:19 Quote from: "Foggy" Fuck me i only asked a simple question, I AM being nice ! Birdy i have come to the conclusion that you need a damn good seeing too ! That would sort out your bad mood :P You're not wrong foggy. shes been in a bad mood for about 2 months now. :D I nominate you for the task. Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 1, 2006, 09:13:56 Quote from: "Piemonte" Quote from: "Foggy" Fuck me i only asked a simple question, I AM being nice ! Birdy i have come to the conclusion that you need a damn good seeing too ! That would sort out your bad mood :P You're not wrong foggy. shes been in a bad mood for about 2 months now. :D I nominate you for the task. I am not in a bad mood though! Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Foggy on Friday, September 1, 2006, 09:14:13 No problem, I might not have the pace any more but i have got the experience :D
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Sussex on Friday, September 1, 2006, 09:14:29 Quote from: Piemonte Quote from: "Foggy" You're not wrong foggy. shes been in a bad mood for about 2 months now. :D She's been quite chirpy this week though. Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Foggy on Friday, September 1, 2006, 09:14:34 No problem, I might not have the pace any more but i have got the experience :D
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 1, 2006, 09:18:20 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I get the message foggy :mrgreen:
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: sonic youth on Friday, September 1, 2006, 09:18:59 shouldn't it say FAO?
for of attention? Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Piemonte on Friday, September 1, 2006, 09:26:30 Quote from: Sussex Red Quote from: "Piemonte" Quote from: "Foggy" You're not wrong foggy. shes been in a bad mood for about 2 months now. :D She's been quite chirpy this week though. good work fella :wink: I did note she had changed her beachy head location :D Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 1, 2006, 09:34:50 Quote from: "Sussex Red" She's been quite chirpy this week though. Can I have a repeat performance please :D Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 1, 2006, 09:57:47 http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e380/Lucy78/DSC00025.jpg
just to prove I am happy :D Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Piemonte on Friday, September 1, 2006, 09:59:13 If thats happy, I'd like to see pissed off :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 1, 2006, 10:03:11 I am at work pieface what more do you want?? tits and arse?
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Piemonte on Friday, September 1, 2006, 10:10:09 if you must....... :--
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 1, 2006, 10:23:34 I only send those to Sussex sorry :mrgreen:
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Friday, September 1, 2006, 10:24:12 PUT MY AVATAR BACK YOU CUNTS :twisted:
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Lumps on Friday, September 1, 2006, 16:48:36 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "red macca" Quote from: "STFCBird" i'll fuckyou all :shock:I have my eye on you McMackin Hold on .........McMackin! Isn't that name a bit excessive on the "Mac" side of things. Surely one would be enough? Title: FOA Birdy Post by: red macca on Friday, September 1, 2006, 19:28:57 Quote from: "Lumps" Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "red macca" Quote from: "STFCBird" i'll fuckyou all :shock:I have my eye on you McMackin Hold on .........McMackin! Isn't that name a bit excessive on the "Mac" side of things. Surely one would be enough? Title: FOA Birdy Post by: lumpimynci on Friday, September 1, 2006, 20:57:43 Quote from: "red macca" Quote from: "Lumps" Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "red macca" Quote from: "STFCBird" i'll fuckyou all :shock:I have my eye on you McMackin Hold on .........McMackin! Isn't that name a bit excessive on the "Mac" side of things. Surely one would be enough? Are you just trying to out-jock Jan and Edinburgh? Title: FOA Birdy Post by: janaage on Friday, September 1, 2006, 21:05:24 Yeah, surely McKin would have done?
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: red macca on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 14:18:30 Quote from: "janaage" Yeah, surely McKin would have done? no mc means son of. it is actually pronounced muc ...anyway fuck offTitle: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 14:30:16 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: MucFilthy you mean
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: red macca on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 14:37:34 MODS PLEASE LOCK THIS THREAD.......ITS CAUSING ME DISTRESS
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 14:50:59 :nuts: Deano are you on drugs?
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: red macca on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 15:06:23 just very bored birdy.saturdays with no proper football is shit.im going out tonight and im gonna get wrecked
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 15:54:09 Quote from: "red macca" just very bored birdy.saturdays with no proper football is shit.im going out tonight and im gonna get wrecked Me too Title: FOA Birdy Post by: sonic youth on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 16:23:02 how the hell did you manage without footy for so long macca?
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 16:31:49 Nice avatar Bird :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 16:59:18 Sonic took it yesterday I can't remember what I was saying, probably having a go at stfcfan for cheating at top trumps
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Sussex on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 17:05:09 Minger.
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 17:09:49 I wouldn't touch her with yours sussex :wink:
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 17:50:35 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Minger. :o is that why you always make me wear a paper bag over my head :( Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Sussex on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 17:52:21 You swallow, so I put up with it :D
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 17:53:02 mmmmmmmm I see a Monkey face coming on
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Sussex on Saturday, September 2, 2006, 18:04:24 I just found out what a Monkey face is :|
A pirate's even worse. Whits you're sick! :mrgreen: Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Sade on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 10:12:21 Quote from: "STFCBird" Sonic took it yesterday I can't remember what I was saying, probably having a go at stfcfan for cheating at top trumps :D Title: FOA Birdy Post by: hansgruber on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 11:03:06 Do they still do Top Trumps then? Bloody hell. We used to play that when I was a boy. :old:
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Ginginho on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 11:07:57 Quote from: "STFCBird" Sonic took it yesterday I can't remember what I was saying, probably having a go at stfcfan for cheating at top trumps It should be a poster like the old Uncle Sam USA ones. "Birdy Wants You" Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 11:42:24 Quote from: "Ginginho" Quote from: "STFCBird" Sonic took it yesterday I can't remember what I was saying, probably having a go at stfcfan for cheating at top trumps It should be a poster like the old Uncle Sam USA ones. "Birdy Wants You" Yeah thanks for that :( Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Whits on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 12:01:30 Quote from: "Sussex Red" I just found out what a Monkey face is :| A pirate's even worse. Whits you're sick! :mrgreen: :-- Title: FOA Birdy Post by: hansgruber on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 12:09:20 what is a Monkey face then?
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Ginginho on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 15:12:29 Quote from: "hansgruber" what is a Monkey face then? I didn't know either, so I googled it: "a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!" :D Edit: I also found pirate: "When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate." Ace 8) Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Petra on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 15:17:26 ewwwwwww you are sik
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: SwindonTownFC on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 15:19:57 now now Petra, dont knock it till you've tried it!!
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Whits on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 15:23:08 Quote I also found pirate: "When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate." the version i've heard of that makes it a bit more funny, after you kick her in the shin run away so she'll be hobbling after you covering her eye, will make her look like a proper pirate :| Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 17:26:37 Quote from: "Whits" Quote I also found pirate: "When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate." the version i've heard of that makes it a bit more funny, after you kick her in the shin run away so she'll be hobbling after you covering her eye, will make her look like a proper pirate :| Whits you lied to me. I am trying to remember the one blackcurrant told me that was funny too, something about a dragon......... Title: FOA Birdy Post by: larwood on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 17:29:52 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Ace avatar Birdy!was Blackcurrant flashing you again :wink:
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 17:32:14 Quote from: "STFCBird" I am trying to remember the one blackcurrant told me that was funny too, something about a dragon......... "While recieving a blowjob. You punch the girl in the face right when you cum so that it comes out of her nose." Title: FOA Birdy Post by: hansgruber on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 17:37:17 who thinks these things up?
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 17:56:56 Quote from: "larwood" :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Ace avatar Birdy!was Blackcurrant flashing you again :wink: no, it was sonic :shock: :wink: Quote from: "sam_stfc" Quote from: "STFCBird" I am trying to remember the one blackcurrant told me that was funny too, something about a dragon......... "While recieving a blowjob. You punch the girl in the face right when you cum so that it comes out of her nose." maybe it was a Red Dragon :mrgreen: Title: FOA Birdy Post by: DMR on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 18:01:07 It's an angry dragon. And you slap on the back of her head. If you punch her in the face she's going to go backwards.
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Sussex on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 18:02:58 I love it when you get all technical Dave.
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 18:06:27 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" It's an angry dragon. And you slap on the back of her head. If you punch her in the face she's going to go backwards. Speaking from experience Dave? Title: FOA Birdy Post by: hansgruber on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 18:06:47 we need diagrams. Any chance FB?
Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Ginginho on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 18:20:38 Loving this thread
Keep the sex slang coming 8) Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 19:45:42 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" It's an angry dragon. And you slap on the back of her head. If you punch her in the face she's going to go backwards. That is the one Dave, Blackcurrant telling me whilst shoving a hot dog in his hole was so erotic Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 19:57:50 Quote from: "Ginginho" Loving this thread Keep the sex slang coming 8) Here you go: Quote The Houdini - Going at it doggy-style until you are just about to come, then pull out & spit on her back so she thinks that you have. When she turns around a blast is unleashed into her face & she is left shocked & amazed, wondering how you managed it. Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch - The once in a lifetime act of blowing a hot steamy load down the back of a girl's throat & then proceeding to give her a large cold bottle of your favorite carbonated drink, making her guzzle it down. Then, shake her head vigorously back & forth to create the Cum Guzzling, Sperm Burping effect. A great way to impress your friends. Dirty Sanchez a.k.a the SHOCKER - A time honored event in which while laying the bone doggy-style, you insert your finger into her asshole. You then pull it out & wipe it across her upper lip, leaving a thin shit mustache. This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez. The Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style & then moments before you cum, you stick your dick in her ass & then punch her in the back of the neck. The blow to the neck will stun the muscles in the female's ass, which will constrict the penis & give you a tremendous orgasmic experience when you ejaculate. The Flaming Amazon - This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you're screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, pull out & quickly grab the nearest lighter & set her pubes on fire, then extinguish the flames with your jizz! The Flying Camel - As she is lying on her back & you are hammering her on your knees, you very carefully move forward & prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vertical seafood taco. You then proceed to flap your arms & let out a long shrieking howl, much like a flying camel. Strictly a classy move The Screwnicorn- When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead & proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn. The Zombie Mask - While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those "pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good weeks worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, & moaning like the walking dead. Title: FOA Birdy Post by: STFCBird on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 20:02:33 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
I don't need the fizzy drink to do a spunk burp :oops: Title: FOA Birdy Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, September 3, 2006, 20:07:59 Quote from: "STFCBird" :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I don't need the fizzy drink to do a spunk burp :oops: :mrgreen: |