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Title: i almost died today Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 20:31:53 ...parked up by a postbox on station road, and some nonce in a souped-up impreza decides that 80mph+ is a sensible speed to do in a built-up area, straight past my van. if i'd opened the door (as i was about to do) it would've been rather messy. fucking prick.
Title: i almost died today Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 20:34:26 Chav mobile the Impreza.
Shame cos it's a great car, just a victim of it's own success. Title: i almost died today Post by: yeo on Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 20:53:22 Thats a rubbish near death expiernce.
I was walking to the corner shop in Rodbourne whilst climbing down an incredibly steep curb I got my left my foot caught in drain.I looked around there was nobody for miles,I shouted in vain nearly in tears from the intense pain of scuffing my knee.As my senses returned I checked my pocket but no I had left my mobile at home! Searching around with my eyes thinking what to do next I spot a lolly stick.I grab it and set about sharpening it against the pavement.There is only one course of action from here I must chop my foot off.It takes 4 hours but finally I manage to chop through.Im bleeding quite alot by now and the pain is terrible so I chuck my foot in my Man Bag and hop to the hospital.The sew it back on and I go for a 10 mile run. True Storie . Title: i almost died today Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 20:56:35 oooooooh yes, tell me about it. swindon's populated by ethnic minorities in scoobys, with those wanky Afterburner rear lights, and exhausts big enough that the drivers relatives have hidden inside when they've come across the channel ferry...
Title: i almost died today Post by: Scot Munroe on Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 21:01:53 i nearly got runover when i was about 7 riding my bike on my way home from coate water, with my mum watching. It was pretty scary.
Title: i almost died today Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 21:18:18 I jumped infront of a car once trying to kill myself does that count?
Title: i almost died today Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 21:24:36 Quote from: "STFCBird" I jumped infront of a car once trying to kill myself does that count? Try harder next time :wink: Title: i almost died today Post by: swindonbob on Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 21:28:25 I was in a Hurricane Ivan in Jamaica in 2005 - the 9th strongest Hurricane of all time...
Title: i almost died today Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 21:32:40 Quote from: "swindonbob" I was in a Hurricane Ivan in Jamaica in 2005 - the 9th strongest Hurricane of all time... I've been in STFCBird. Think yourselves lucky. Title: i almost died today Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 21:37:27 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Quote from: "swindonbob" I was in a Hurricane Ivan in Jamaica in 2005 - the 9th strongest Hurricane of all time... I've been in STFCBird. Think yourselves lucky. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: i almost died today Post by: Compo on Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 22:04:22 James, it isnt the Scooby it's the twat driving it..............
Title: i almost died today Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 22:06:53 haha yea!
Title: i almost died today Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 22:07:52 Quote from: "Ralphy" Chav mobile the Impreza. Shame cos it's a great car, just a victim of it's own success. not being nasty but it is fast being followed by the Type R Title: i almost died today Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Wednesday, August 30, 2006, 22:08:02 Yeovil's near death experience is the best. That would make a great short film or maybe a documentary. I thought the man bag was a nice touch.
Title: Re: i almost died today Post by: Spud on Thursday, August 31, 2006, 05:15:31 Quote from: "Leggett" ...parked up by a postbox on station road, and some nonce in a souped-up impreza decides that 80mph+ is a sensible speed to do in a built-up area, straight past my van. if i'd opened the door (as i was about to do) it would've been rather messy. fucking prick. And i would have been the last person to have spoken to you, what an honour that would have been. Title: i almost died today Post by: Foggy on Thursday, August 31, 2006, 08:51:33 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Quote from: "swindonbob" I was in a Hurricane Ivan in Jamaica in 2005 - the 9th strongest Hurricane of all time... I've been in STFCBird. Think yourselves lucky. Dead man walking.Dead man walking the mile :wink: Title: i almost died today Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, August 31, 2006, 08:58:50 Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote from: "Ralphy" Chav mobile the Impreza. Shame cos it's a great car, just a victim of it's own success. not being nasty but it is fast being followed by the Type R :soapy tit wank: I knew you'd take the bait. Title: i almost died today Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, August 31, 2006, 09:12:22 Quote from: "Foggy" Quote from: "Sussex Red" Quote from: "swindonbob" I was in a Hurricane Ivan in Jamaica in 2005 - the 9th strongest Hurricane of all time... I've been in STFCBird. Think yourselves lucky. Dead man walking.Dead man walking the mile :wink: He is now dead, he will not be posting on here again, if someone posts as Sussex Red from now on they are an imposter Title: i almost died today Post by: Leggett on Thursday, August 31, 2006, 09:39:18 ah no spuddster, i'm afraid when i saw you that was the 2nd time i'd picked up from those boxes! this happened the first time.
Title: i almost died today Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, August 31, 2006, 09:43:43 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: i almost died today Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, August 31, 2006, 09:57:16 Quote from: "Ralphy" Quote from: "magicroundabout" Quote from: "Ralphy" Chav mobile the Impreza. Shame cos it's a great car, just a victim of it's own success. not being nasty but it is fast being followed by the Type R :soapy tit wank: I knew you'd take the bait. i know i'm an impreza lover but they are too common now and all the old one are driven by idiots. i'd still like one though but it has to be a proper one. 22B, P1, RB5 or even the Colin McRaee(sp) edition There seems to be an influx of young lads driving daddys type-r's up here. shame as they're nice cars. Title: i almost died today Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, August 31, 2006, 10:22:10 It's the older Type R's which are now becoming more accessible to chav scum.
51 and 02 plates can be had for £8,000 now. Title: i almost died today Post by: Sade on Thursday, August 31, 2006, 10:31:50 Because we WERE talking about near death experiences.......I nearly suffocated on a bouncy castle when I was 8 years old. Some clever arse thought it would be funny to let it down and collapse on about 20 children.I got trapped underneath one of the corners because some kid had his foot on it and I could'nt get out, seemed like I was there for ages. Of course, I look back and laugh now because its really funny but not at the time. I get a nervous twitch whenever I see one now.
Title: i almost died today Post by: Sippo on Thursday, August 31, 2006, 12:24:11 Birdy, Lady and Youth will be posting on this thread after our trip to Chester :wink: :D
Title: i almost died today Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, August 31, 2006, 12:25:48 IF we live to tell the tale :mrgreen: all roundabouts will be negotiated as if on your driving test, please, thank you :D
Title: i almost died today Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, August 31, 2006, 13:33:06 I nearly drowned in a swimming pool after getting my knob stuck in the pump! beat that!
Title: i almost died today Post by: Spud on Thursday, August 31, 2006, 14:09:00 Dave B nearly killed us on the way to the Arctic Monkeys concert :mrgreen:
Title: i almost died today Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, August 31, 2006, 18:45:59 Quote from: "Danjackson10" I nearly drowned in a swimming pool after getting my knob stuck in the pump! beat that! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Ace Please elaborate I once got a gobstopper lodged in my throat and wouldn't budge. Luckily it went down eventually, but that shit me up. But that's nothing to shagging a swimming pool pump though :cry: Title: i almost died today Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Friday, September 1, 2006, 09:30:44 surely it's your own fault as you should have checked before you opened the door???????
Title: i almost died today Post by: oxford_fan on Friday, September 1, 2006, 15:03:45 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Thats a rubbish near death expiernce. :mrgreen:I was walking to the corner shop in Rodbourne whilst climbing down an incredibly steep curb I got my left my foot caught in drain.I looked around there was nobody for miles,I shouted in vain nearly in tears from the intense pain of scuffing my knee.As my senses returned I checked my pocket but no I had left my mobile at home! Searching around with my eyes thinking what to do next I spot a lolly stick.I grab it and set about sharpening it against the pavement.There is only one course of action from here I must chop my foot off.It takes 4 hours but finally I manage to chop through.Im bleeding quite alot by now and the pain is terrible so I chuck my foot in my Man Bag and hop to the hospital.The sew it back on and I go for a 10 mile run. True Storie . |