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Title: the tales of walrus aged 19 3/4
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, August 29, 2006, 01:29:22
tonight i went to the honey club in brighton with my mates, i met mex there and he took the piss out of my beard, well he called it a fanny.

i was being chatted up by a 6ft ginger minger a proper bobfoc (body of baywatch face of crimewatch) i asked mex what i should do, he said you should fuck her in the mouth. i said i couldnt she was too ugly. mex said look at her arse its great go on you poof.
so i went and snogged her looked over and mex was pissing himself with laughter...............

to be continued.


Title: the tales of walrus aged 19 3/4
Post by: hansgruber on Tuesday, August 29, 2006, 07:26:47
:soapy tit wank:


Title: the tales of walrus aged 19 3/4
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, August 29, 2006, 07:58:40
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: the tales of walrus aged 19 3/4
Post by: walrus on Tuesday, August 29, 2006, 09:58:21
:|  :|  :|  :|  :|  :|  :|  :|  :|  :|

God help me.  Thanks Mex.  And what's wrong with my beard?



Did I tell you about the drama at the train station?   :D


Title: the tales of walrus aged 19 3/4
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, August 29, 2006, 11:36:27
Never a dull moment in the life of Walrus.  :mrgreen:


Title: the tales of walrus aged 19 3/4
Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, August 29, 2006, 15:52:40
Has Walrus had his weekly HIV check up yet? I am sure he will be the first HIV forum poster here.