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Title: best lyric ever Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:15:41 rappers past twenty need to stop playing the retard
your joey deacon lines with key words missing from cobblestones by braintax :D Title: best lyric ever Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:17:02 you shouldn't make fun of poor little joey deacon. you shoud be ashamed :(
Title: best lyric ever Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:20:36 mmmmmmmnggnhgghhhhhhhmnnnnnggghh?
Title: best lyric ever Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:20:50 suckin of antenas, trying to fuck the fridge, and burn his pubic wig with a high voltage
Goldy lookin chain half man half machine :D Title: best lyric ever Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:22:19 So long, go on and do you're best,
let all France have whiskey on it's breath, The world may not be shaking yet, But you might prove them wrong, Even long shots make it.... So go then, out into history, and show them easy it can be, You might not believe it yeah But pretty soon you'll see, even long shots make it..... Title: best lyric ever Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:23:08 soapy tit wank jan!
Title: best lyric ever Post by: McLovin on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:24:08 ADAM, DO YOU READ ME, OVER?
Nice... Title: best lyric ever Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:24:37 anyone got half man half machine on mp3 they can send me?
Title: best lyric ever Post by: strooood on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:27:05 it's shit you wouldnt want it.
GLC- more over rated than gangstarr end of stizory Title: best lyric ever Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:28:07 i've heard it before and i want to hear it again but soulseek and shareaza aren't producing the goods like
Title: best lyric ever Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:28:21 Anyone remember this classic
"So here we are, once again so near yet so far, we have tried so hard to make it, now the chance is here we'll take it, we'll be up where we belong Oh how we've tried, in red and white we've battled on with pride, now no one can deny us, and next year you will find us, up where we belong..." Title: best lyric ever Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:28:55 GLC are funny as fuck!
Title: best lyric ever Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:29:07 I can feel the earth begin to move
I hear my needle hit the groove And spiral through another day I hear my song begin to say Kiss me where the sun don't shine The past was yours But the future's mine You're all out of time Title: best lyric ever Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:29:43 no i dont remeber that song jan
Title: best lyric ever Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:30:51 I remember it. quality stuff.
What about Kramer? singing out for swindon, for swindon town! Greatest song ever. fact Title: best lyric ever Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:31:15 Probably too young my young associate. That was the official song to Swindon Town's 1993 promotion to the Premier League. Aaaah those were the days. I feel a little bit like Reg right now.
Title: best lyric ever Post by: strooood on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:31:41 blue bell ballet come dance in my snowdrops
skip through valleys of polka dot hedgehogs. ^^^^written on the heath while on acid 8) Title: best lyric ever Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:31:44 you go girlfriend
Title: best lyric ever Post by: swindonbob on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:40:56 Where can i get that swindon song?
Title: best lyric ever Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:43:16 Don't think you can anymore. Realised on "cassette tape" format back in 93, my sister was the only person I know who bought it. We can't even find that copy - gutted.
It was a double A side. One song recorded on each side of the tape, the same song. Title: best lyric ever Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:59:11 I've got the Kramer single somewhere, I'll rip it if anyone is desperate enough to want it :D
Title: best lyric ever Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 14:27:00 Quote from: "decks-e-tow" it's shit you wouldnt want it. GLC- more over rated than gangstarr end of stizory GLC are not shit. They're the shit! My favourite GLC lyrics are: Quote Sexy Ladies that wanna make babies You be the dog I'll be the rabies Quote Watch out joy-riders, we got a stinger You'll get ass raped if you fucks a minger Quote Wanna gurn? You better learn, Your missus'll get free pills burping my worm She's on all fours, Wouldn't touch her with yours 'cos she looks like the wookie out of fucking Star Wars Quote when the filth pull me over on the hard shoulder I gives them an LSD curry and a strawberry pavlova and i pays them off with all this cash that i rake in the girlies love me so i'm always flicking bacon Quote The dog porn shit? It's all propaganda Although I seen some sick shit with an electric sander And a girl in a bikini called Miranda Giving it to a shitzu dog, a seal and a panda Quote it's a proven fact only metal makes me dance like ozzy ozbourne with his hands down my pants Quote I was shagging this bird who looked like Godzilla And she said she knew this Columbian guerilla So I turned her over and gave her a poke And went to South America to score the coke Quote This girl let me touch her chicken wings When i gave her a box of 200 SuperKings Quote I got an 80-a-day habit, smoking these cigarettes Twat, shit, cunt and bollocks, fuck me I do have Tourettes Quote I fucked her in the arse then she sucked my dick I spunked on her face, she had shit on her lips Quote I didn't know words like cunny or vadge Getting my 200 metre swimming badge Quote rockin' the tempo, increase the aggro she's got a fat ass and her name's j-lo i loves to see her dancin' and wobblin' her jelly but the music's crap just like that cunt nelly Quote I did a wheelie on a Penny Farthing Big wheel up, big wheel up Quote 250 quid was all I had to pay To get a boob job for my missus's 17th birthday He gave me 10% off, he was safe I could tell And he said whilst she's there, he'd pierce her clit as well But when she came back it was a fucking disgrace He'd put the tits in the wrong place She said the surgeon had been fucked up on crack And accidentally put the tits on her back There was nothing I could do, I had no receipt This is what happens down Pil's backstreets She was upset and so was I for a while But I get to feel her tits while I'm doing her doggy style Quote Bang Bang like bullets from an uzi Or being fisted to death by Michael Barrymore in a jacuzzi Title: best lyric ever Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 14:34:21 there's my boy!!!! :D
Title: best lyric ever Post by: McLovin on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 14:36:14 Top stuff, BWB
Title: best lyric ever Post by: strooood on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 14:55:10 yeah funny i'll give em that.
but anyone could write a list of sex jokes and make them rhyme. i recon they're alright just over rated. and half man half machine is batty Title: best lyric ever Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 15:38:24 But they were criminally underrated for years like and I feel personally responsible for getting them signed and they're all safe newport intellectuals.
N.W.A have some classic lyrics. Quote from: "Easy Muthafucking E" Oh, shit. I guess there’s one less bitch you gotta worry about Quote I find ’em fuck ’em and flee you know But before I d.o’ Yo, I take a ho’ to the hotel To the motel To the holiday inn Yo, if that bitch start fuckin’ up [what’s you do? ] I’ll just fuck her friend ... Quote He got scared, and hit the gas Right then, I knew I has to smoke his ass Quote When I’m called off, I got a sawed off Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off Quote So if you’re at a show in the front row I’m a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho You’ll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to But that shows me, slut, you’re composed to Quote MC Ren is the mothafuckin' Coroner I'm gettin' rid of mothafuckaz as if they was a foreigner Quote N***az start to mumble, they wanna rumble Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo Title: best lyric ever Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 15:56:06 Bit of Streets
Quote Like i was sayin 2 him, i told him. fuck with me and you wont win, so i smacked him in the head and downed another carling. Bada bada bing, for the lads like. Mad fight. His face is a sad sight vodka and snakebite. Goin on like a right geeze, he's a twat! Shouldnt have looked at me like that! Quote Really bugs me when people try and tell me i'm a thug, just for getting drunk! i like getting drunk! Basically the entire of the irony of it all Title: best lyric ever Post by: strooood on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 18:31:29 criminally under rated? you mean back when they didnt go mainstream and didnt reinforce a stereotype to all the hiphop heads amongst us?
what about all the other artists that are doing there thing in their own way for the people who can be bothered to dig it out? they're under rated but who cares? GLC come across as a private joke gone wrong. Title: best lyric ever Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 21:07:46 It was odvious they weren't going to stay underground for long, they got the recognition they deserved so fair play to them, they're not overrated, shite like Robbie Williams is overrated.
Title: best lyric ever Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 21:56:49 I think "lyrics of fury" by eric b & rakim has amazing lyrics. they way they fit the beat is incredible:
I'm rated "R"...this is a warning, ya better void, Poets are paranoid, DJ's D-stroyed, Cuz I came back to attack others in spite- Strike like lightnin', It's quite frightenin'! But don't be afraid in the dark, in a park, Not a scream or a cry, or a bark, more like a spark; Ya tremble like a alcoholic, muscles tighten up, What's that, lighten up! You see a sight but, Suddenly you feel like your in a horror flick, You grab your heart then wish for tomorrow quick! Music's the clue, when I come your warned, Apocolypse Now, when I'm done, ya gone! Haven't you ever heard of a MC-murderer? This is the death penalty,and I'm servin' a death wish, so come on, step to this hysterical idea for a lyrical professionist! Friday the thirteenth, walking down Elm Street, you come in my realm ya get beat! This is off limits, so your visions are blurry, All ya see is the meters at a volume, pumping Lyrics of Fury! it's a ....fearified freestyle! Terror in the styles, never error-files, indeed I'm known-your exiled! For those that oppose to be level or next to this... I ain't a devil and this ain't the Exorcist! worse than a nightmare, you don't have to sleep a wink, the pain's a migraine every time ya think, Flashbacks interfere, ya start to hear: The R-A-K-I-M in your ear; Then the beat is hysterical, that makes Eric go get a ax and chops the wack, soon the lyrical format is superior, faces of death remain, MC's decaying, cuz they never stayed, the scene of a crime every night at the show, the fiend of a rhyme on the mic that you know, It's only one capable, breaks-the unbreakable, melodies-unmakable, pattern-unecscapable, a horn if want the style I posses, I bless the child, the earth, the gods and bomb the rest, for those that envy a MC it can be, hazardous to your health so be friendly, a matter of life and death, just like a ethch-a-sketch, shake 'till your clear, make it disappear, make the next, after the ceremony, let the rhyme rest in peace, if not, my soul'll release! the scene is recreated, reincarnated, updated, I'm glad you made it, cuz your about to see a disasterous sight, a performance never again performed on a mic: Lyrics of fury! a fearified freestyle! the "R" is in the house-too much tension! Make sure the system's loud when I mention Phrases that's fearsome... You want to hear some sounds that not only pounds but please your eardrums; I sit back and observe the whole scenery, then nonchalantly tell you what it mean to me, strictly business I'm quickly in this mood, and I don't care if the whole crowd's a witness! I'm a tear you apart but I'm a spare you a heart, program into the speed of the rhyme, prepare to start, rhythm's out of the radius, insane as the craziest musical madness MC ever made, see it's now an emergency, open-heart surgery... open your mind, you will find every word'll be furier than ever, I remain the furture, battle's tempting...whatever suits ya! For words the sentence, there's no resemblance, you think you're ruffer, then suffer the consequences! I'm never dying-terrifying results, I wake ya with hundreds of thousands of volts, mic-to-mouth resuscitation, rhythm with radiation, novicane ease the pain it might save him, if not, Eric B.'s the judge, the crowd's the jury... How do I plead to homicide? Lyrics of Fury! they're getting furier! a fearified freestyle! Title: best lyric ever Post by: janaage on Friday, February 11, 2005, 11:50:30 "Then I wake and look around me, at four grey walls that surround me, then I realise, yes, I was only dreaming, for there's a guard and there's a sad old padre, arm in arm we'll walk at day break........"
Title: best lyric ever Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Friday, February 11, 2005, 12:43:58 'The green, green grass of home' if I'm not mistaken, by former Town midfielder Tom Jones.
I just thought of these: "I saw two shooting stars last night, I wished on them, But they were only satellites, It's wrong to wish on space hardware, I wish, I wish I wish you cared" Gold. Title: best lyric ever Post by: oxford_fan on Saturday, February 12, 2005, 17:27:52 "i jerk off inside of books and give life to words"
immortal technique, a (rare) good, modern american rapper. Title: best lyric ever Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Saturday, February 12, 2005, 19:48:57 Kerosene
Quote Doing it for the kids like pregnant prostitutes Aspects Quote I'm the rapper kidnapper injecting truth serem in 'em Make 'em kick a verse and see if we still hear 'em If the silence be compiling we exile 'em from the Island You can find them seeking asylum as ladyboys in Thailand Title: best lyric ever Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, February 12, 2005, 21:54:18 Quote Wise men say, only fools rush in. But I can't help, falling in love with you... Quote Is this the way to Amarillo?... Quote She's got a brother, we don't get on with one another. But I quite fancy her mother, and I think that she likes me! Quote We were ready for war, Gazza good as before, Sgearer certain to score...and Psyco screaming... All from wierd songs but hey, the words are kinda funny! |