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Title: Metrosexualism Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 00:26:57 Well...it seems i've caught the disease today. After exfoliating i took my time when i shaved, making sure the pores were opened up and all. i even combed my hair after showering and moisturised my face.
i then sat and watched desperate housewives on ch4 because ch5 had buggered up and i didn't want to watch true lies (again!). This my fellow townenders (god that sounds bad) completed my metrosexual evening. Hopefully when i awaken i will have gone one step closer to the nirvana that is metrosexual heaven. Title: Metrosexualism Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 02:36:10 I like to think I look better a bit scruffy. But then my current pulling rate is pretty bad so I'm probably wrong.
Desperate Housewives is pretty good i reckon, better than sex and the city, as the people in it have something to moan about (their friend just suicided), instead of I spent loads of money on shoes. Also it's got a bit of murder she wrote style mystery thing going on AND terri hatcher is still fit, however old she is. Slightly related, the southpark crab people episode with the metrosexuals is pretty fucking funny. Title: Metrosexualism Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:31:16 CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE
classic. It sounds really fucking gay but i use moisturiser and put thought into what shit to put on my hair too. Although i cant be all the way there yet as my last haircut was done by my mrs who has as much idea about hairdressing as i have about nuclear physics Title: Metrosexualism Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:37:38 I knew you were a big (short) hairy woman in disguise :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
I think secretly all men use moisturiser though Title: Metrosexualism Post by: McLovin on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:40:06 I've never used it in my life. The closest i've got to Metrosexuality was eating a salad and watching Desperate Housewives last night. To compensate i drank a 4 pack of Fosters during the process.
Title: Metrosexualism Post by: janaage on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:40:51 All men??? No way, a fair few of us do but I'd say it'd be a minority that do. Maybe the majority with girlfriends use the stuff.
Title: Metrosexualism Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:41:55 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" I've never used it in my life. The closest i've got to Metrosexuality was eating a salad and watching Desperate Housewives last night. To compensate i drank a 4 pack of Fosters during the process. FOSTERS, how manly :wink: Title: Metrosexualism Post by: Sussex on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:44:01 I exfoliate once a week and moisturise daily. And I'm single. I'm not gay or owt though :?
Title: Metrosexualism Post by: McLovin on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:44:13 It was that or nothing at my extremely poorly stocked corner shop... i suppose i should have purchased a bottle of rose or maybe gin to complete a slightly effeminate night in.
Title: Metrosexualism Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:45:38 nice try blackcurrant :D
Title: Metrosexualism Post by: McLovin on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:47:35 Foiled... :?
Title: Metrosexualism Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:48:21 I moisturise because my skin on my cheeks gets quite dry and looks lame if I don't, I used to have my hair highlighted but I have no idea wtf exfoliation means. Is it something to do with leaves?
Title: Metrosexualism Post by: McLovin on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:49:45 My stupid patchy stubble which emerges what seems like minutes after shaving means that moisturising is pointless for me.
Title: Metrosexualism Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:50:38 I shave once a week, if that. :D
Title: Metrosexualism Post by: McLovin on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:54:06 i usually do that, out of laziness, which results in my now highly unsuccessful disshevelled look.
Title: Metrosexualism Post by: Sussex on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 11:56:41 Quote from: "sonicyouth" I moisturise because my skin on my cheeks gets quite dry and looks lame if I don't, I used to have my hair highlighted but I have no idea wtf exfoliation means. Is it something to do with leaves? It's creamy stuff with grainy bits in that gets rid of dead skin, thus leaving you looking fresh and rejuvenated. I'm all for being open about stuff but this thread is turning very gay! Title: Metrosexualism Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:00:41 I'm a big fan of the dishevelled look.
I shave twice a week normally, sunday nights and wednesday nights. Just often enough for me not to get moaned at by work. I need moisturiser too. my skin goes all dry after shaving :oops: Shut it bird, I bet you shave you're face more than i do :P :wink: :twisted: Title: Metrosexualism Post by: McLovin on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:03:27 Hmmm, its like having 3 additional mothers at work. The usual "have a shave", "get a haircut" comments get a bit tiresome after a little while.
My skin doesnt take kindly to shaving either, another reason i keep it to a minimum. Title: Metrosexualism Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:04:16 how did you guess :-))(
Title: Metrosexualism Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:04:28 anyone else use that new gillette razor, the vibrating one? it's ace.
Title: Metrosexualism Post by: McLovin on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:06:30 No, i'll tell you something though, that Venus shaver is bloody marvellous! Seriously, i was caught lacking a razor on holiday and the lady was having none of this bushy chin malarky... worked a treat.
Title: Metrosexualism Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:07:06 I've not got one yet.
I want one though, when i've finished shaving with it i could stick it up my birds arse :twisted: soapy tit wank Title: Metrosexualism Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:09:08 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick yeah she'd love to tell her friends she got scuttled by a gillette razor
Title: Metrosexualism Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:23:55 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
maybe not then! Title: Metrosexualism Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 14:43:02 Desperate housewives is actually quality. I missed yesterdays but I'll watch the s4c repeat on monday.
I normally exfoliate before I shave and moisturise, I have to shave every day 'cos I don't want to look like a wookie. Pain in the arse though. Title: Metrosexualism Post by: yeo on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 14:58:27 Exfoliate! Moisturise!
FFS! Title: Metrosexualism Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 15:15:55 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Exfoliate! Moisturise! FFS! Nothing wrong with exfoliating. :nono Metrophobic. Title: Metrosexualism Post by: Boeta on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 16:34:54 When I've got long(ish) hair like now I do away with regular shaving, but when it's short l don't think facial hair goes with it very well. There's my metrosexual contribution.
Title: Metrosexualism Post by: Whits on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 16:40:36 i didn't shave for 2 1/2 months when i went travellin, lost my razor 8)
looked like a proper pikey Title: Metrosexualism Post by: blinkpip on Thursday, February 10, 2005, 16:49:42 I went down town and bought a packet of hob- nobs. Did you know Dixons is closing down. Oh yeah.. Have another hob- nob. You are evil.
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