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Title: Solar system, more planets?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 16:40:45

http://news.com.com/Pluto+dodges+a+bullet/2100-11397_3-6106280.html

Ace. I think if any more 'planets' are discovered they should be named after a fictitious planet from Star Wars or something. It would please geeks and fancy dress shop owners alike.

Title: Solar system, more planets?
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 16:42:55

I'd nominate Endor, Klingon and Earth 2: The Revenge.

Title: Re: Solar system, more planets?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 16:46:28

Quote from: "simon pieman"

Think Herschel had the right idea when he used text speak and bodily parts to name his planetary discovery...so after Uranus...Urfanny....Urknob and Urtits would do.

Title: Re: Solar system, more planets?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 16:57:58

Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"

Quote from: "simon pieman"

Think Herschel had the right idea when he used text speak and bodily parts to name his planetary discovery...so after Uranus...Urfanny....Urknob and Urtits would do.

Not forgetting Urectum :soapy tit wank:

Title: Re: Solar system, more planets?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 17:02:16

Quote from: "sam_stfc"

Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"

Quote from: "simon pieman"

Think Herschel had the right idea when he used text speak and bodily parts to name his planetary discovery...so after Uranus...Urfanny....Urknob and Urtits would do.

Not forgetting Urectum :soapy tit wank:

I suppose Urpenis....Urvagina should be there somewhere.

Title: Solar system, more planets?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 17:03:43

:mrgreen:

Title: Solar system, more planets?
Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 17:15:52

i think we should have a planet called the deathstar in our solar system

Title: Solar system, more planets?
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 17:18:13

Izclitorisinnit sounds better.

Title: Solar system, more planets?
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 18:22:24

I've always liked a black hole.

:doh: Taxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Title: Solar system, more planets?
Post by: hansgruber on Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 21:03:55

"Fuck off are there any new planets!" That's what Gamesmaster Patrick Moore had to say about it

Title: Solar system, more planets?
Post by: genf_stfc on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 10:29:26

Quote from: "bennett"

i think we should have a planet called the deathstar in our solar system

we already have one, only its called Mimas to keep it secret and avoid a mass panic of the good people of Saturn

http://www.nineplanets.org/mimas.html

Title: Solar system, more planets?
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 11:32:14

They should call it Planet Cunt.
Just so we can here professors and scientists say it on TV.
That would amuse me somewhat.

Title: Solar system, more planets?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 11:41:20

Or just rename stars to cunts.

"Ooh look at the cunts there's loads of them out tonight"

"If you see a shooting cunt, make a wish"

They could also rename patterns to cuntstellations.

Title: Solar system, more planets?
Post by: genf_stfc on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 13:18:34

astronomy joke:

two spiral galaxies walk in to a bar. The bar man says 'oi, I warned you - get out !'. The first galaxy asks why - the barman responds 'you are OK, but your mate is barred'

I'll get me (lab)coat

Thetownend.com

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