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Title: a joke
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 19:50:46
Irishman Paddy McLernan is on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, and is doing rather well, having successfully negotiated his opening question, so Chris Tarrant moves swiftly on to the next one.

The usual drill occurs, as Chris reads "for £200, who was the famous criminal behind the Great train Robbery? Was it a) Ronnie Corbett, b) Ronnie O'Sullivan, c) Ronnie Barker, or d) Ronnie Biggs?"

And bizarrely, Paddy declares he will take the money. Tarrant raises a hand over the mic and whispers "Fuck me mate, you've got 3 lifelines, are you lot really that thick?"

To which Paddy gallantly replies, "I may be thick, but I ain't no fucking grass" :grin:

Well it made me laugh


Title: a joke
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 19:54:43
That's pretty funny


Title: a joke
Post by: Amir on Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 19:56:55
No bad :D


Title: a joke
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, August 15, 2006, 20:05:31
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: For some reason that really made me laugh!


Title: a joke
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 14:05:48
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  I love Irishman jokes.


Title: a joke
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 14:07:01
Quote from: "Sade"
I love Irish men


why hello there


Title: a joke
Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 14:08:00
Quote from: "sonic youth"
Quote from: "Sade"
I love Irish men


why hello there



shouldn't that be your dad saying that and not you?


Title: a joke
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 14:09:29
:kisskiss:  Nice try Sonic.


Title: a joke
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 14:10:50
He had to try Sade, to be sure, to be sure.


Title: a joke
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, August 16, 2006, 14:14:02
:kisskiss:  Says the voice of experience.


Title: a joke
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 10:34:41
Two fish sat in a tank....One says to the other 'Do you know how to drive this thing?!'

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Name three fish that Begin and End in K......


Title: a joke
Post by: STFCDude on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 10:37:34
Killer shark, Kwiksave frozen haddock and Kilmarnock

An oldie, but a classic!!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: a joke
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 10:38:22
:D


Title: a joke
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 10:49:19
that was rubbish  :D


Title: a joke
Post by: Doore on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 10:51:08
Name the three English league teams with swear words in their names...


Title: a joke
Post by: Sippo on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 10:52:47
Quote from: "STFCBird"
that was rubbish  :D


You're rubbish  :wink:

Two parrots sat on a perch. One says to the other...'Can you smell fish?!'


Title: a joke
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 10:54:47
keep em coming I am bored


Title: a joke
Post by: STFCDude on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 10:57:39
Scunthorpe, Arsenal, and Manchester F*****g United.


Title: a joke
Post by: Doore on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 10:57:51
Quote from: "Doore"
Name the three English league teams with swear words in their names...


Arsenal, Scunthorpe, and Manchester fucking United.


Title: a joke
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 10:59:14
Does Manchester Shitty not count  :D


Title: a joke
Post by: Doore on Thursday, August 17, 2006, 11:10:47
Touché birdy.