Title: flammableCookery. Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 24, 2006, 20:07:15 My mum got given a gas bbq as a present the other day. Now I'm a charcoal man myself but I have to admit it is easier just turning it on instead of fucking around for ages. Although anything which involves a gas canister and a potentially drunk ben could easily result in a) fire, b) mega fire, or c) drunken terrorist attacks.
Anyhoo I decided to create some lamb kebab style things. I'm afraid the ingredients haven't got proper quantities cos I sort of just made it up from something similar I'd seen ages ago. Some sort of cut of Lamb which is easy to hack up into bits (think you can buy diced lamb if your a lazy fucker, better if it's some with a nice fatty edge) red onion. mint coriander crushed coriander (dunno if this was really nescasary, meh) olive oil a lime natural yoghurt. (I used low fat but only becauase it was what was in the fridge) I finely(ish) choped up a good bit of fresh mint and some (slightly less) fresh coriander. put it in a bowl and added some crushed coriander seeds. but in a bit of olive oil and a healthy amount of squeezed out lime juice and gave it a good stir. Chucked in a several good dollops (table spoon sized) of yoghurt and gave it more of a good stir. Hacked up the lamb in to skewerable sized chunks. Chucked it into a big bowl and tipped in all the marinading goodness (the stuff you made before). Got my hands in there and mixed it all together, covered it and left it in the fridge for a few hours. Removed the aforementioned marinated lamb mix from the fridge and skewered it up with some tasty bits of red onion.. oh yeah you even get a picture.. mega ace. http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/cooooking.jpg Chucked it on the bbq for a while (until cooked). Then served in toasted pitta bread. with some salad and a bit more minty coriandery limey yoghurty (with splash of olive oil) goodness that I made up. Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Piemonte on Monday, July 24, 2006, 20:08:40 bukake marinade :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, July 24, 2006, 20:10:45 Quote from: "Piemonte" bukake marinade :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Ben...................... you should be on tele my friend ! STAR ! Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Dazzza on Monday, July 24, 2006, 20:14:09 Nice one, I had a couple yesterday £2 for 10 in Tescos.
Looked like a Guiness turd on a stick but not bad. Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, July 24, 2006, 20:21:19 Quote from: "dazzza" Nice one, I had a couple yesterday £2 for 10 in Tescos. Looked like a Guiness turd on a stick but not bad. Had them Daz !!!!! the doc persribed them insted of Senacot !!!!! (fucking cheaper) Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 24, 2006, 20:55:17 FB did you wash your hands before geting to grips with the meat?
floghorse .....I somehow get this mental image of Ben at work in the kitchen. Title: flammableCookery. Post by: STFCBird on Monday, July 24, 2006, 20:56:53 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" FB did you wash your hands before geting to grips with the meat? floghorse .....I somehow get this mental image of Ben at work in the kitchen. I don't like that emoticon Reginald :( Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, July 24, 2006, 20:57:54 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" FB did you wash your hands before geting to grips with the meat? floghorse .....I somehow get this mental image of Ben at work in the kitchen. I don't like that emoticon Reginald :( thats just wrong Reg ! Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Bennett on Monday, July 24, 2006, 20:58:08 yeah it'd be ok if you were going to eat a dead animal wouldn't it? or wear it's skin?
Title: flammableCookery. Post by: STFCBird on Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:00:05 Quote from: "bennett" yeah it'd be ok if you were going to eat a dead animal wouldn't it? or wear it's skin? But they didn't even take the saddle off that poor horse Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Bennett on Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:01:01 i think it's a wolf not a horse. plus the thing appears to have been dead for a while
Title: flammableCookery. Post by: STFCBird on Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:02:27 looks like a horse to me, but I haven't got my glasses on
Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Sussex on Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:04:40 Did you see on the news today, that jockey who headbutted his horse?
What a cunt! Title: flammableCookery. Post by: STFCBird on Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:05:46 can't say as I did, but if it's true then he is a cunt.
Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Sussex on Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:10:36 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/horse_racing/5210036.stm
SSN showed the video earlier. It was a pretty hefty nut! Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:11:02 Quote from: "Sussex Red" Did you see on the news today, that jockey who headbutted his horse? What a cunt! Was he French? They know what makes a good kebab http://www.acheres78.fr/abonne/boucheriechevaline/images/32.jpg Title: flammableCookery. Post by: STFCBird on Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:12:07 I have renamed the smeetonator now reg. I am disgusted with you.
Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Whits on Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:14:05 Quote from: "STFCBird" I have renamed the smeetonator now... to the monkey face machine i hope :DTitle: flammableCookery. Post by: Sussex on Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:14:27 The fatburyator hasn't quite got the same ring to it though.
Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:17:50 Quote from: "STFCBird" I have renamed the smeetonator now reg. I am disgusted with you. I can be disgusting.... its a fair point. Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Piemonte on Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:27:46 Quote from: "Sussex Red" The fatburyator hasn't quite got the same ring to it though. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 24, 2006, 21:29:35 Quote from: "Sussex Red" The fatburyator hasn't quite got the same ring to it though. I've seen a couple of people with that on the back of their STFC shirt...well Fatbury8er... Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, July 24, 2006, 22:02:46 just call it mex its obvious you and lady want me.
Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, July 24, 2006, 22:06:02 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "Sussex Red" The fatburyator hasn't quite got the same ring to it though. I've seen a couple of people with that on the back of their STFC shirt...well Fatbury8er... :mrgreen: Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Sussex on Monday, July 24, 2006, 22:06:55 Quote from: "mexico red" just call it mex its obvious you and lady want me. Have you changed your mobile number, or are you just ignoring me? Stringfellow wannabe. Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 24, 2006, 22:08:18 Quote from: "mexico red" just call it mex its obvious you and lady want me. KinkyTomator....has a certain ring. Title: flammableCookery. Post by: oxford_fan on Monday, July 24, 2006, 23:02:04 talking of gas and big fires reminds me i still have a big canister from last summer which we used to cook on 3 times in 3 months. once all our cutlery got dirty we found alternative methods of ingesting, although i'm not quite sure how we achieved that looking back.
question is, if i build a big fire in the fields near my house and then put the canister on it and retreat to a safe distance, will it go BOOM! ? that would be superfun. Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 24, 2006, 23:05:38 On the :doobie: again OF?
Title: flammableCookery. Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 24, 2006, 23:05:42 thanks of for bringng the subject back onto some vaguely related ground.
To answer your question, I'd hope so and like to be there. Of course theres the problem of bit's of canister creating a sort of grenade effect. but meh, I'd risk it for the fireworks. Title: flammableCookery. Post by: oxford_fan on Monday, July 24, 2006, 23:40:12 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" On the :doobie: again OF? not at all, 3 weeks and not a toke yet. my longest period off for a year.i thought it was every man's instinct to blow things up? i'll definitely make videos if i do it. i think this could be one of my greatest ideas ever. so, big fire + v.full gas canister = KABLOOEY! ?? Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, July 24, 2006, 23:43:01 Quote from: "oxford_fan" Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" On the :doobie: again OF? not at all, 3 weeks and not a toke yet. my longest period off for a year.i thought it was every man's instinct to blow things up? i'll definitely make videos if i do it. i think this could be one of my greatest ideas ever. so, big fire + v.full gas canister = KABLOOEY! ?? Must be withdrawal symptoms then..... Title: flammableCookery. Post by: oxford_fan on Monday, July 24, 2006, 23:46:53 have you ever blown anything up, reg?
no desire to? come on, it'd be fucking cool. Title: flammableCookery. Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, July 25, 2006, 07:54:40 Quote from: "Whits" Quote from: "STFCBird" I have renamed the smeetonator now... to the monkey face machine i hope :Dit has a built in fan specially designed for monkey faces :D Title: flammableCookery. Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, July 25, 2006, 08:55:49 Those kebabs look ace.
I always russle up a sweet chilli (with a hint of bbq or soy) marinade for hacked up pork. Put it on a skewer with a nice bit of mushroom, red pepper, and pineapple and the jobs a good'un. Title: flammableCookery. Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, July 25, 2006, 11:04:51 Quote from: "oxford_fan" have you ever blown anything up, reg? I bet reg had an inflatable banana back in the day... Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, July 25, 2006, 11:18:27 Quote from: "land_of_bo" Quote from: "oxford_fan" have you ever blown anything up, reg? I bet reg had an inflatable banana back in the day... Nah, didn't even have a short lived inflatable robin....although I wish I did now. When I were a kid, we used to make cap bombs....these consisted of 2 bolts acquired from the Works, screwed partially into a nut....the void between was then fill with caps, which I assume you can still buy...but if you can't were a bit like the explosive in a cracker.. The skill was in loading the right amount of material and gauging the right amount of space needed....you then dropped the device from a height and got a small percusive explosion. Title: flammableCookery. Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, July 25, 2006, 13:33:03 sounds rubbish - blowing up a whole gas canister will be much better. i'm going to do it next week when my parents go on holiday.
Title: flammableCookery. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, July 25, 2006, 13:58:15 Quote from: "oxford_fan" sounds rubbish - blowing up a whole gas canister will be much better. i'm going to do it next week when my parents go on holiday. Ooh you rebel......we were 9 or 10. Sticking penny bangers into the handlebars of your bike, so making a primitive mortar was also good fun. |