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Stubbing your toes or getting hit the bollocks. The latter happend to me playing cricket thank god with a tennis ball. went for the pull shot and under edge into my niagras.

Silly question. In fact it's bollocks.


(see what I did there)  :o

I get equal enjoyment from both.

I hate that feeling when you get hit in the balls, and then it hurts in your kidney region. Does anyone else get that, or is it just me????

It hurts my bladder, well I think it's my bladder. Kidneys are fine - they're towards you back aren't they?

I dont know. Its just in that region. not sure what he actual organ is. :)

Luckily for me, this isn't something I have a problem with on a daily basis :shock:

once got toe punted right up the ringpiece. now THAT was painful! :shock:

That's like asking what hurts more, someone tapping you on the arm or someone beating the shit out of you with a baseball bat.

Stubbing your toe is painful but it's not even on the same scale as being hit in the bollocks. That's the worst pain in the world.

or getting abused by supporters as the same team as you

Ive got tooth ache.I think id rather be kicked in the bollocks :|

they way i feel i'll do it

In the bollocks.
I know what you mean when you say the pain the kidneys or bladder.
It's horrible.

Mind you I did drop a jar of Lloyd Grossman's jalfrezi sauce on my second big toe a couple of weeks ago, and that hurt like hell.
Ended up hobbling around for a few days and I also have a black nail.

If I ever meet Lloyd Grossman, I will stamp on his foot.

i stbbed my toe the other day and it fucking killed. but the pain only last a few minutes.
Being hit in the bollox the pain seems to last for hours and then feeling sick after is horrid.

what is worse is playing 5 a-side and kicking the ball off the wall and back into your own bollox in front of all your mates :oops:
now that hurt

I played five a side once and whenever people did that it came back off the wall and hit me!

I got hit in the stomach twice at great force and then in the balls. By the third time I just went to ground and curled up in a ball  :|

i have had a shot cracked right in my nuts during a game! worse pain ever

The worst is when its a squasher....

I managed to charge down a shot, this bloke blasted it really hard and it managed to crush my left ball between my own legs and the football....

that IS the worst pain ever....

when you stub your toe it can hurt for days. at least when your bollocks are nearly falling off you can recover in 5-10 minutes, that said id still say the latter is worse

Recover in 5 or 10 minutes....Rich have you ever been hit in the bollocks properly, the pain can last for days easily and it's much worse pain than stubbing your toe.

someone in this thread clearly has small balls  :shock: