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having come over my addiction. I decided to have a late night thread. hello!!!

i feel sick  :|

I've just about recovered from last night's hangover..

i've just eaten some choccy cake and am drinking orange squash.

i've got the munchies for savoury foods but i have none

julie has passed outr an d I am left on my own in her hou=yse what shalll I do to it ha ha

i am in bed wib her and her dog

having no cigs I decided to go for food. got a microwave thai curry in (suprisingly) the microwave. It better be nice, or I'll probably cry.

I've got a ginsters cornish pasty.. (54p at somerfield at the moment) I reckon fedex could have it with you by dawn...

Drop your pants and run around pissing and whaling like Jack Osbourne.

I'd like a photo and a sample afterwards

pm me yous mobile number then ha ha

On a random note if anybody wants to see where a lot of the zidane animations which have been going around the internet came from. then you should check out one of my favouritist websites somethingawful...

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3952.

there are some proper funny ones in there. Give the gifs on each page a few mins to load though.

On another note I can recomend the Lidl (sp?) thai red chicken curry. pretty spicey but very tasty. Bang on.

Ben, please design us a spalsh screen for the site along the lines of..

http://www.jerrysadowitz.com/

I've got a few projects on the go at the moment, some are forum related and some aren't. the thing they all have in common is that I'm bad at finishing them.

I'll have a go though... it might end up a bit more violent.

I can't do anything until I head to bed anyway... so has everybody gone to bed? I'm still bored and a bit sober. surely someone must still find stuff amusing. I miss knightmare and village.

Im here.

Im out of wit though :o

Playing poker and putting smokes out in the wrong bottle of drinks my speciality.

Ben, Knightmare.  First or second presenter?

i'm here and burning cds

Working, interspersed with playing sudoku, which is making me tired

you should be on msn village. you used to be cool

Boogie Wonderland. :\/

Doesn't work at work :(

And you're wrong, i was never cool, it was all a cherade

I thought you were cool. and we had fun, and that was important. but it's gameover now. infact it was gameover when we saw that team win knightmare in the second series. the staying up and drinking wine had to finish sometime and I still look back at those times with fondness.

there's a fucking frog outside my bedroom door

what the fuck

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

in the house?

or do you live in a bungalow or summit?

eat it or smoke it

or yeovil wins. lick it.

Grenouille is a good word..not sure how it translated to frog.

stop being clever with long words like Grenouille reg. is it connected to the word gracien? that's as far as I can get on that one.

 A lot of our words are fairly similar to French, because of the * cough, spit * Norman Coinquest.

 Then throw in the Latinate element because of 400 years of Roman occupation, and it provides a lot of etymological roots...just don't get grenouille and frog. floghorse

upstairs in my house outside my bedroom door, sat there being froggish. i tried to catch it but the fucker ran away, looked for a box or something to stop him from escaping but digby appeared.

digby stopped to stare at it for awhile, then the frog flew downstairs, cat followed, and now i can't fucking find the frog anywhere and my cat's useless.

this is very surreal, i'm chasing a frog around my house with a cat

ace :D

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jameswalsh/frog.jpg
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/jameswalsh/frog1.jpg

madness

good night gay boys. have fun with the cat.

can frogs kill? i'm scared

hahahah what an ace cat :D

He looks like he doesnt know what the hell to do or at least he cant be bothered to do anything :D

That is superb. I love the way that instead of getting rid of the frog, you thought you'd take some photo's instead and post them on here.  8)

You have to keep it now and give it a name.

my cat brought a rabbit into the house once and up the stairs. Waking up with the cat meowing and an injured rabbit next to my bed  :|

One of my cats is scared of everything. I reckon if it saw a frog it would run a mile.

In our old house we used to get a frog come in on a regular basis.

Once it was sat in the front room watching the blinking light on the video.
I had also found it in my trainer, in a carrier bag on the floor.
Countless times it scared the crap out of me.
We named him Freddie  8)

I was sad when he stopped visiting.

All we ever get is bloody mice. No idea how but they always seem to find the pantry cupboard!

 :x

Good morning late night thread.

I am still alive \ :D /

Sorry to anyone I texted, msn'd or pm'd last night, oh and sorry Yeovil  :oops:

Thank god I changed my number then!  :mrgreen:  Bit pissed were we last night then love?

oh god, I wonder who I left those dirty messages for then  :wink:

I was borderline waking up in a wheelie bin, which was the objective but it wasn't quite achieved  :|

yey. My mum's gone to buy me some beer so I can start drinking again. Happy days.

get her to pick you up some fags too  :D

shit I forgot about fags. think I've got a enough change to buy my own pack and I don't want to push it.

that means you gotta go out in the heat and get em yourself.  :-))(

:D

was it reclining on the sofa?

No, it was actually sat on the base of our tv cabinet.
It was really fucking weird.

I shouldnt worry I had no idea what you were trying to say.

I think I was trying to tell you I loved you  :D  but phew got out of that one then  :wink:

Oh I got that bit it was when you said

"mifgy scuntrfy minget"

or something like that  when I preteneded to be off line
 :wink:

 :mrgreen: Good night was it?

I did notice you pretending to hide, you love it really  :D  sorry anyway  :(



yeah, did I text you? I think I did haha.