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Title: fuckin Sky Digital
Post by: red macca on Thursday, July 20, 2006, 19:02:03
Our box broke tonight.i decide to ring the helpline and some dozey bangladeshi bitch thinks it may be because of the weather.i tell her its a fuckin heatwave over here and she says well thats your answer then??then she asks my name i tell her its dean so she calls me mr bean all the way through the call so every time she called me that i called her saddam.
on the plus side it looks like a night of lee evans and roy chubby brown looms while she watches big bretheren upstairs[/b]


Title: fuckin Sky Digital
Post by: yeo on Thursday, July 20, 2006, 19:20:23
hahah Mr Bean  8)

I thought Indian call centres are taught to use English from Soap Operas not silent comedies.


Title: Re: fuckin Sky Digital
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, July 20, 2006, 20:22:17
Quote from: "red macca"
Our box broke tonight.i decide to ring the helpline and some dozey bangladeshi bitch thinks it may be because of the weather.i tell her its a fuckin heatwave over here and she says well thats your answer then??then she asks my name i tell her its dean so she calls me mr bean all the way through the call so every time she called me that i called her saddam.
on the plus side it looks like a night of lee evans and roy chubby brown looms while she watches big bretheren upstairs[/b]


Mr Bean, Quality :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

but when ever i phone sky they're always scottish. never had a paki or indian bird/bloke


Title: fuckin Sky Digital
Post by: red macca on Thursday, July 20, 2006, 20:44:37
thats what i thought aswell but i rang the number of the card in the box.think that was the mistake i made.

anyway the scottish are just as bad :D


Title: fuckin Sky Digital
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, July 20, 2006, 21:25:45
Quote from: "red macca"
thats what i thought aswell but i rang the number of the card in the box.think that was the mistake i made.

anyway the scottish are just as bad :D


 :nod:


Title: fuckin Sky Digital
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, July 20, 2006, 22:34:25
Reminds me of when I had to phone up to verify someones card when I worked in a shop. I couldn't underdstand the scottish women on the phone as her accent was so thick and she kept putting the letter 'o' in the blokes postcode as a zero. I had to say the letter o, o for oscar etc. a million times before she got it. What postcode starts with a number anyway?


Title: fuckin Sky Digital
Post by: pumbaa on Friday, July 21, 2006, 01:13:35
Anyone know any Indians called Steve? Nor do I, but I spoke to one in AT&T's call center today. Twat as well.


Title: fuckin Sky Digital
Post by: Spud on Friday, July 21, 2006, 05:17:41
Can we change his username to Mr Bean?  :mrgreen:


Title: fuckin Sky Digital
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, July 21, 2006, 08:17:06
Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC"
Can we change his username to Mr Bean?  :mrgreen:


i'd say he's no longer a trialist anymore.
it should read 'aka Mr Bean'


Title: fuckin Sky Digital
Post by: jim on Friday, July 21, 2006, 09:00:00
I was talkking to an Indian call centre when I needed a service call on a Dell PC and the chap at the other end, clearly looking at some delivery note or other, asked me to confirm that my name was Mr Goods Inwards :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: