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Just trying to find out, purely out of interest, who is everyone favourite town end forum poster, for entertainment value?  Personally, mex and Reg always make me smile.

Would have to be Turbo, although he doesn't post much these days. Where are ya?

me....

reg gets on my tits. flammable ben by a country mile.

It depends.
Walrus ..because he is so gay but lovable at the same time
Birdy...She is always good to spar with
Janaage..good conversationalist
Dave M Russell..its always good to have a resident mong
Mex.. miserable old scally wag  :wink:
Reg..Legend and inventor of the Smeetonator
Piemonte..usually witty retorts
Sade... She makes me laugh

Sorry ,i forgot
OST..seems like a sound fella  FACT !

Never get a mention in these types of things.....fuck it, fuck you all!!!!   :fu:

OST, Pieface, and Flamey amuse me most.
Reg is good for anecdotes

most posts on the forum and i don't even get a mention, cunts

I don't think you can go wrong with Sade's tales of falling off her Bike etc etc

Hehe me either. Perhaps we should start up the nobodies group on TE.com ...

"We're not popular and don't give a shit ..."

You don't count!  :D

 :\/  I'm up for that

I thought this was going to be drug related   :o

yeovil wins easily

Yeovil Red & Spacey.....

Yeah, fuck everyone else, they don't deserve us  :twisted:

i'll join too :(

I'd go along with that, although Reg doesn't make me laugh that much, he's more of an enigma.  I'd add Dazzza also, and Spacey.


Sonic Youth would probably be around the 608 mark if I cared to make a list.

I don't have any favourites.

I just always imagine (having never met anyone off here) that you all look like your avatars!

I can assure you I look nothing like Andy King, although my midget-esque frame could make me a bit like Dennis Wise.

I'm glad you don't Si Pi.

Can you play football as well as Dennis though?

pieman, sonic, reg, yeovil, daz, village and amir. spacey makes me laugh quite often.

was spacey in the pub when i came onto enemy turf?

Not the last time I looked!?!

What was the original question?

I haven't played football for years  8)

In answer to the original question, it's the users who talk less football and more bollocks  :D

I look exactly like my avatar  8)

I look forward to meeting you then  :D

BARRY no contest.

Barry is ace, t'is true.  It's all clearly tounge-in-cheek and good value for my money.

Looks like I've been relegated to the loser end of the TE myself... :cry:

Doore - I fuckin' need to ask you this.  I don't know why, but that avatar makes your posts fucking sinister, so it seems like what he's written get says in an old-fashioned BBC accent.  What is the avatar?

Favourite users?  I usually read stuff by OST or Kinky Tom, and by Mex to check he's not calling me a cunt for pissing about in one of his clubs...!   :D

lloyd

You never post anymore  :roll:

Yeovil red seem a funny chap. His posts make me laugh.

Don't believe it, I've met him and he's a right miserable twat and he smells of dog biscuits.

Onion Jimbo pre work will never be beaten.

Spacey is King of cutting lines though  :D

I think everyone's wonderful.

get a room funboys

Flammable is also tops and reminds me a bit of Jimbo.

shouldn't that be hey fun boys, get a room?

in a german accent of course

I don't know, Dave.

Are you having a flashback to a school holiday?

I've never been to to Germany.

I'm just known as Johno's mate usually  :-))(

I would have to vote either Sade for her funny stories or Kinky Tom for his constant abuse of players and officials during matches!

I've never been to Devizes.

You should, it's lovely.

We'll have tea and cakes and things.

There's no one in particular on here who I want to bum, but I would just like to say fucking well done to whoever set this website up.  

Was it Whits?

I used to think it was Dazzzzza.  

Now I don't know. I get confused.

Any way, well done to whoever it was.  The 'thisis' site is utterly over-run with mongoloids. I do still put the odd pearl of wisdom on there but it is a bit crap really.  At least if mongs (I mean complete and utter mongs) post on here we can erase their sorry asses.

I have to say, I would like to have a couple of beers and a reminice with Sir Reginald of Smeetonshire in the not to distant future (although he can go back quite a bit further than me I suspect!) Other than that, I hope to make the acquaintance of a few of you gay boys (and girls) over the next season.  Last season was a bit of a write off for me but I hope to get right back into it next season!

Let's have a group hug.  On the count of three, hug your PC's...1..2..3..................Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 8)  8)  8)  8)  8)  8)

I just got an electric shock.  I'm not doing that again :shock:

Dazzza set it up originally but Whits took it over some time ago I believe

Coup fashion or just a friendly handshake?  I can see Whits rolling into Forum territory riding on top of a tank with a big cuban between his lips, and a cigar as well.

we're going to need a new one soon, this place has rapidly declined into back slapping moron-ness

Fuck off cunt.

i'd slap you on the back for saying that mate

much better, you middle-aged condescending gayer

 :D I love you David

x x x x xx

isn't that dangerously close to being friendly?

You seem to have a lot of anger in you these days David.  Could it be that you are not getting your leg over on a regular basis????

never a truer word said. i miss him  :oops:

according to leggett his is, but isn't proud of it for some reason....

Nothing to do with anger good sir, merely frustration and to a greater extent the enjoyment of having a pop  8)

no no no not any more, i found out yesterday.

was that directed at me? if so i knew knowing his bird would come back to haunt me

:mrgreen: hehehe

for the record im fucking proud of it, in the words of the great homer simpson

i don't think anything i've ever done is wrong

 :mrgreen:

I know, it's sad isn't it!

I can't get on where I work at the moment due to an on the ball IT dept so by the time I get home and have a look it seems like the TEF day has passed me by a bit and it's hard to get involved.

I'll try harder. 8)

For the record OST has really come out of his shell in the last few weeks (since Wise bowled into Town) and I'm loving his work lately.  FACT!

buy a domain here (http://www.123-reg.co.uk/)
download forum software here (http://www.phpbb.com/)

whack it on your webspace, set up the forum and you're sorted.

My life is going to be so meaningful when I start work  :(

Yeah, go on Dave - fuck off! :wink:

I am buzzing Kinkmeister.  I admit I reached my lowest ebb last season (in STFC terms) but now I'M BACK - FACT! 8)  8)  8)  8)

Yeah, I was there. Yeovil told me you were an Oxford fan so I hoiked a load of snot into your pint when you weren't looking...




Don't worry though, turns out it was ralphy's drink.

Does Ralphy call himself Ralphy in real life?

I think he's got a cunning way to keep his identity secret and drops the Y.

Since onion jimbo retired it's got to be Barry.

Arse  :o

Doore you cunt you should have said me.

I spent last night in a pub with Doore in Cardiff. He's my friend. Although he doesn't half fucking moan. He went home earlier than me, I got drunk on Tequilla and Beer. Happy days.

Back on subject..

I miss the fun late night threads I used to have with Village and Yeovil and anybody else who was awake. They were happy times, often involving lot's of red wine and then a 6.30am trip to macdonalds and then 7am trip to tesco's for more red wine.

I can never really be arsed anymore though. Which is a shame.

I don't moan, I merely comment on the world as I see it.  And its shit.  Hence, it sounds like moaning.  I went home beered up an hammered my mate at Rocky legends on the PS2.  I'm cool.