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Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: walrus on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 08:44:34 Oh dear. Went out last night, got absolutely fucked, my mate went awol, ended up finding him in the middle of nowhere, so had to get a taxi home costing £38 for the two of us... Was supposed to be a cheap night. I think I saw MEx somewhere along the wayy too. I think I'm going to pass out. My head is killing me. Never drinking again. Tonight being exempt of course. :|
To top it all, I get home to find my mum's been looking at pictures on a digital camera I've been leant.... Unfortunately, the pictures are of some unfortunate nude poses of me and a girl.... Rather embarrassing. :| Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: STFC_Manc on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 08:48:25 that seems like a good nite :evil:
Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: Sade on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 08:54:53 :mrgreen: I love these topics, something rather embarrassing happens to you and then old walrus has tells one of his tales and as you read it it makes you feel alot better as you sigh with relief.
Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: walrus on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 09:00:18 You shud try facing me mam at the moment.... most embarrassing thing ever.
Thing is it weren't even a good night. I think I was out the club by 1am. Bollox. :evil: :evil: :x :x :x Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 10:03:21 no you werent, i left at 2 and you were still there i think your exact words were
"come on mex fuckin pull someone, are you single? well get a fuck then" sounded quite sensible for you however when i witnessed the moose you were chatting up at the bar i did a sharp exit. lightweight. Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: walrus on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 10:05:49 The moose? Chatting up at the bar? 2am?
Oh dear.... :? Did I leave before or after you? What happened to an early night? Was it your mate DJing? I thought the music was pretty good, although my opinions are usually wrong.... Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 10:08:31 you bdefinately left after me, yes my mate was djing, last thing you said to me was im going to get in a fight!
Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: walrus on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 10:11:05 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :D
I'm such a cunt.... Short man syndrome. :| Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 10:17:22 Walrus your a bell end but I love reading about it!
Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: Doore on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 13:12:55 You sound like a very strange drunk.
Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 13:19:21 I want some beer.
Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: walrus on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 13:23:30 Quote from: "Doore" You sound like a very strange drunk. Indeed, the natural solution would be to stop drinking. On the beers again tonight.... Coming Mex? :mrgreen: :| Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 13:29:40 Will you be around on the 28th, 'rus?
Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: walrus on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 15:25:47 Hopefully - depends what hours my new job want from me! Have you been out before in Brighton?
Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 15:30:35 Yes, every other weekend for nearly 3 years...
Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 15:34:19 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" Will you be around on the 28th, 'rus? nooooo! Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: walrus on Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 10:18:49 :| :| :| :| :|
Double phuck.... I'm in absolute agony this morning. Last night was very messy, and my heel is absolutely destroyed. Having chipped into town with a mate we tried out a few "exotic" beers in spoons (Zywiec, Tske (or sumit?!)) and ended up wrecked. Got turned away from the first bar on account of our shabby dress (I was going a bit risque with purple Maximo Park top and jeans that you'd all take the piss out of) so we headed into the biggest club in town, where we'd gone the week previous and had a decidedly average night. We sat down, and instantly were being offered cigs on account of my mate supposedly looking like Stevie Gerrard (he looks nothing like him). After enjoying the mongs hospitality, we tried it on with a couple of Swedish Oper's (how the hell do you spell that?) and somehow had some success. It kinda fizzled out, but we did walk home with them, before dropping them off and going on a serious rampage. We got a bit lost, so we thought our best bet was to head home as the crow flies.... Scaling fences, going over garages, ripping down trelaces as we climbed, we must have crossed 5 or 6 gardens. We reached the end of a row of houses and were both stood on a garage roof, before we heard shouting. We both jumped but unfortunately being a twat my right foot got a bit stuck and so the full force of my weight from a good 8 feet landed on my left heel. Agony. Running away was a nightmare. Then after setting up a roadblock with cones and signs from a genuine roadworks I collapsed and went to sleep on teh toilet. Sorry just thought I'd share that one with you.... Don't think I'll be at any games any time soon til I can walk again. :| Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 11:03:23 Oper - Do you mean Au Pair?
You probably thought you were having some success but I bet they just couldn't get rid of you. Or they thought you were a gayer in a purple t shirt Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 11:10:40 They didn't let you in with an MP t-shirt and jeans on? Not worth going to places like that...
Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 11:41:23 They probably didn't let him in for being too drunk!
Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 12:04:46 every bar within a 50 mile radius of brighton probably has a picture of him on the door with a big red cross through it
Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 12:05:35 Even the gay bars :mrgreen:
Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 12:07:34 is his nickname rainbow bright?
Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: walrus on Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 12:57:23 Quote from: "sonic youth" every bar within a 50 mile radius of brighton probably has a picture of him on the door with a big red cross through it :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Probably.... Au Pair that's the one.... I knew that. :| I'm never doing anything again. I feel like a bloody retard hobbling around, and when people asks me what've done I have have to make up an excuse so as not to sound like a yob/mong.... Title: Oh Phuck... Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 13:00:14 Maybe it's a cover story for getting bummed. That's why you're walking funny :|
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