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Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Ralphy on Monday, July 17, 2006, 16:11:25 Hello people! Been here 2 days now and loving every miniute :D
Had a chat to Lee Peacock on the beach today and saw them all walking along the seafront in San Antonio. Went clubbing last night at Eden, it was Judgement Sunday. Judge Jules was pretty damm good if you like your dance music. Weather is absolutely baking. 35 degrees and so humid. Off to watch Huddersfield vs San Antonio Ibiza select eleven tonight. Met Gary Stanley at airport too :) Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Monday, July 17, 2006, 16:53:55 when is our first game Ralph?
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, July 17, 2006, 19:05:31 Did stanners get on the plane ralph?
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: STFCBird on Monday, July 17, 2006, 19:30:32 Is Elaine still alive Ralphy?
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: yeo on Monday, July 17, 2006, 22:27:49 Hello Ralph its 35 degrees here, I didnt shell out a load of cash,I havent been to a cheesy club..So I reckon I win 8)
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Spud on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 05:10:44 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Hello Ralph its 35 degrees here, I didnt shell out a load of cash,I havent been to a cheesy club..So I reckon I win 8) :mrgreen: :soapy tit wank: Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Foggy on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 08:13:45 Ralph, is it to hot to be sleeping with your dad ?
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 08:18:58 where would he go if he pulled??
Ralph would have to sleep outside :wink: Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 08:21:32 behind a wheelie bin or something
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Spud on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 11:50:05 Quote from: "Foggy" Ralph, is it to hot to be sleeping with your dad ? :soapy tit wank: Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 11:58:26 you lot are harsh as fuck to ralph
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 12:46:50 harsh but fair.
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 13:54:25 Like i care Bushey what they think! :soapy tit wank:
Gary got on the plane yes! Huddersfield lost last night to the waiters :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: We're playing them tonight and playing Huddersfield on thursday night. Drinks are reasonable here accept the clubs where it's 9 euros for a Smirnoff Ice :shock: No alcohol is served in the football ground due to the trouble last year with QPR and Coventry. Chau for now. Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 15:10:04 That'll teach you for drinking Smirnoff Ice :D
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Spud on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 18:48:15 What Man drinks Smirnoff 'fucking' Ice? (apart from Ralphy of course) :mrgreen:
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: SwindonTownFC on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 18:50:49 Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" What Man drinks Smirnoff 'fucking' Ice? (apart from Ralphy of course) :mrgreen: :oops: :oops: Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 18:57:44 Quote from: "Ralphy" Like i care Bushey what they think! :soapy tit wank: Gary got on the plane yes! Huddersfield lost last night to the waiters :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: We're playing them tonight and playing Huddersfield on thursday night. Drinks are reasonable here accept the clubs where it's 9 euros for a Smirnoff Ice :shock: No alcohol is served in the football ground due to the trouble last year with QPR and Coventry. Chau for now. Ciao Ralphy.......keep the reports coming and keep drinking the Smirnoff Ice. :beers: Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Spud on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 20:01:36 Quote from: "SwindonTownFC" Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" What Man drinks Smirnoff 'fucking' Ice? (apart from Ralphy of course) :mrgreen: :oops: :oops: :grin: :fag: Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 20:03:48 I dont mind a smirnoff ice when i've had too much beer
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 20:08:15 Rots my guts that stuff in a way no other drink has ever come close to rivalling.
I’ll have the odd WKD if I’m trying to steady the ship but any more than one or two is like drinking candy floss. Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: DMR on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 20:09:38 I think I've got that J1mmy drink disease from the weekend
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 20:22:00 For me, Blue WKD is the most effective laxative on the market.
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 20:31:49 Fuckin al lof them are full of toxines and shitty colourings...can't beat a good cold pint...
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 21:30:15 Ive had a few smirnoffs in my time, usually after 2am when trying to stop the beer! Ralphy made it onto the main stfc website tonight
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: red macca on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 21:45:17 Quote from: "Sussex Red" For me, Blue WKD is the most effective laxative on the market. agree with that.the morning after is usually quite bad after wkd blue..tends to be wkd green the morning after.... :? sorry Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 21:45:48 Quote from: "Piemonte" I dont mind a smirnoff ice when i've had too much beer I like my smirnoff ice mixed in with my beer :D Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 21:50:24 Quote from: "Sussex Red" For me, Blue WKD is the most effective laxative on the market. I asked a bird recently what she wanted to drink....she said Blue WKD....didn't have much of a clue what she meant.....looked like the old Esso Blue paraffin to me...what's wrong with Babycham for birds? Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 21:51:58 babycham is for gays and nans, fancy a snowball reg?
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 21:56:48 Quote from: "STFCBird" babycham is for gays and nans, fancy a snowball reg? Now you're talking....when I was about 13...getting to make up and drink a snowball at Xmas, was the height of sophistication in working class Swindon..especially the cherry...on a stick. Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 21:57:52 we couldn't afford cherry's when I was little
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 22:01:22 Christ, I just hope were talking Advocart and lemonade here.
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 22:05:02 Quote from: "STFCBird" we couldn't afford cherry's when I was little Dazzza, confusion is understandable on the subject of cherries and Birdy... Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 22:27:59 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Piemonte" I dont mind a smirnoff ice when i've had too much beer I like my smirnoff ice mixed in with my beer :D add a shot of vodka and you have a turbo shandy 8) Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 22:29:55 :D I was thinking more the snowball.
Roger's Profanisauraus describes as.... Quote snowball v. To blow salami cigarette smoke back into the tobacconists mouth... sort of thing. Well worth a look... http://www.viz.co.uk/?%2Fprofanisaurus%2Fprofan_index.php%3Ffb%3D1 Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, July 18, 2006, 22:37:03 I was thinking of the same snowball. I bet there is a wikipidia page on it. I know theres a very interesting page on bukake, in fact I think it might have a subsection on there.
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 10:21:41 http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/TreatmentRoomDetail/0,,10341~869130,00.html
My god! Ace photo :D Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 10:31:07 Quote from: "Ralphy" http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/TreatmentRoomDetail/0,,10341~869130,00.html My god! Ace photo :D That picture is like a porno! a cock and alot of fannys! Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 10:31:33 ralph being the biggest one of course :D :wink:
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 10:37:45 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 16:23:02 Mex, i bought a Mexico shirt today :D
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, July 19, 2006, 17:46:00 glory hunter :D
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, July 20, 2006, 13:12:35 It's a well nice shirt, i will get a picture of me with it on and a big sombero :D
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, July 20, 2006, 13:25:10 Off back to the pool! :D
Will report tomorrow on the match tonight. Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: mrs_spacey on Thursday, July 20, 2006, 13:25:46 Mex, Mex, Mex, Mex, talk to me Mex - we are having Chicken Fajitas for tea - would you like me to send you a photo?
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, July 20, 2006, 13:29:24 yes please, that would be appreciated as i cant remember what you look like plastic fan
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, July 20, 2006, 13:29:31 Quote from: "mrs_spacey" Mex, Mex, Mex, Mex, talk to me Mex - we are having Chicken Fajitas for tea - would you like me to send you a photo? can you post some to me please cheers in advance 8) Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, July 20, 2006, 15:52:26 Quote from: "mrs_spacey" Mex, Mex, Mex, Mex, talk to me Mex - we are having Chicken Fajitas for tea - would you like me to send you a photo? can i come round for tea? i'm living alone and can't cook, run out of money and running low on food Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, July 20, 2006, 16:24:08 Quote from: "sonic youth" Quote from: "mrs_spacey" Mex, Mex, Mex, Mex, talk to me Mex - we are having Chicken Fajitas for tea - would you like me to send you a photo? can i come round for tea? i'm living alone and can't cook, run out of money and running low on food Invite him round and put some time release laxatives in his ones. Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, July 25, 2006, 12:22:04 It sucks being back in England :(
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, July 25, 2006, 12:51:27 It is sad when holiday romances end isn't Ralphster?
Has your Dad not phoned you back? Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, July 25, 2006, 16:01:36 Did anyone take any pics then?
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Ginginho on Tuesday, July 25, 2006, 16:21:57 Quote from: "Ralphy" It sucks being back in England :( Fuck off back to Ibiza then :D Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, July 25, 2006, 16:22:03 Quote from: "blinkpip" Did anyone take any pics then? thats just sick, nobody wants to see photo evidence of ralphy and his dad in actionTitle: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, July 25, 2006, 21:18:52 You lot take a joke too far at times on here, ralphy is a top lad to be fair.
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: yeo on Tuesday, July 25, 2006, 21:29:00 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" You lot take a joke too far at times on here, ralphy is a top lad to be fair. Your such a sensitive soul Bushey. Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: red macca on Tuesday, July 25, 2006, 21:36:39 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" You lot take a joke too far at times on here, ralphy is a top lad to be fair. does ralphy have a cult.has he brainwashed you bushey boyTitle: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, July 25, 2006, 21:39:53 I'm sure Ralphy can feel the love.
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: red macca on Tuesday, July 25, 2006, 21:41:50 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" I'm sure Ralphy can feel the love. i bet he doesTitle: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 07:46:00 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Quote from: "Bushey Boy" You lot take a joke too far at times on here, ralphy is a top lad to be fair. Your such a sensitive soul Bushey. damn right yeovil.... :D Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Piemonte on Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 09:11:32 I'm with Bushey, you lot are cuntish to Ralphy for no particualar reason.
To correct this injustice I'm going to be a cunt to Fatbury for no particualar reason Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 09:30:45 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Quote from: "Bushey Boy" You lot take a joke too far at times on here, ralphy is a top lad to be fair. Your such a sensitive soul Bushey. damn right yeovil.... :D Perhaps if Ralphy didn't go on about Ibiza every 5 minutes people wouldn't make jokes about it. If you set yourself up for the fall, people will push you. I believe people did the same when you told them about your BMW a lot. Understandably you were happy about it and it's equally understandable why you would want to talk about. But equally if people start to crack a couple of jokes about it, it should be understandable too. At the end of the day he hasn't shown he's sulking about it, so I assume he's taken it as good natured fun. If he is offended then I shall stop the mickey taking. Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 09:46:31 I think Yeovil is calling you a gay, Ash...
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: yeo on Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 10:02:34 Its a playground mentality on here.
Ralphy is teased because he reacts.Ralph knows this now and has stopped going off on one as much. Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 10:04:28 Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant" I think Yeovil is calling you a gay, Ash... he keeps trying to turn me.....it wont work im strong! Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 10:07:25 Quote from: "simon pieman" Quote from: "Bushey Boy" Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Quote from: "Bushey Boy" You lot take a joke too far at times on here, ralphy is a top lad to be fair. Your such a sensitive soul Bushey. damn right yeovil.... :D Perhaps if Ralphy didn't go on about Ibiza every 5 minutes people wouldn't make jokes about it. If you set yourself up for the fall, people will push you. I believe people did the same when you told them about your BMW a lot. Understandably you were happy about it and it's equally understandable why you would want to talk about. But equally if people start to crack a couple of jokes about it, it should be understandable too. At the end of the day he hasn't shown he's sulking about it, so I assume he's taken it as good natured fun. If he is offended then I shall stop the mickey taking. Id say its fair enough to go on about ibiza, only 100 fans went I believe, fair play to them as that is proper loyal. Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 10:14:06 It's like a family fortunes survey...
We asked 100 Swindon Town fans touring Ibiza if they slept with their dad... Our survey said.... Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: magicroundabout on Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 10:20:11 Quote from: "land_of_bo" It's like a family fortunes survey... We asked 100 Swindon Town fans touring Ibiza if they slept with their dad... Our survey said.... :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 11:07:57 cant help but spit out my drink at that!
Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 16:48:06 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" Quote from: "simon pieman" Quote from: "Bushey Boy" Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Quote from: "Bushey Boy" You lot take a joke too far at times on here, ralphy is a top lad to be fair. Your such a sensitive soul Bushey. damn right yeovil.... :D Perhaps if Ralphy didn't go on about Ibiza every 5 minutes people wouldn't make jokes about it. If you set yourself up for the fall, people will push you. I believe people did the same when you told them about your BMW a lot. Understandably you were happy about it and it's equally understandable why you would want to talk about. But equally if people start to crack a couple of jokes about it, it should be understandable too. At the end of the day he hasn't shown he's sulking about it, so I assume he's taken it as good natured fun. If he is offended then I shall stop the mickey taking. Id say its fair enough to go on about ibiza, only 100 fans went I believe, fair play to them as that is proper loyal. But if it's not that it's the car, how many miles one ran today, etc. etc. I'm not saying it doesn't have a place here, we've all done it, it's just you can't expect to get a bit of piss take back when people get a little fed up by it. But Yeovil's right as well. Title: Hola From Ibiza! Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, July 27, 2006, 12:10:27 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
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