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Fella's

I'm off to Oslo next week on a Stag do, has anyone got any decent wind ups/pranks I could do to get the stag.

Nothing to harsh just so we could have a decent laugh at his expense.

Also if you know of any decent drinking games, that'd be good too.

Thanks for your help fella's

Get him to buy a round of drinks in Oslo, That should wind him up and scare the shit out of him . Im normally to pissed to remember drinking games but "Fuzzy Duck" rings a bell.

Doe he?

We went to barcelona the other week - get some little toy cockarils (spelt wrong) everyone keeps one and every time you shout get your cocks out you have to produce them.  Obviously if you dont have one you have to get your winky out.  Stitch each other up, childish but fun!

I like cock's out game!

As for the get him to buy a round, I know, it's the most expensive city in the world by all accounts.

Stag nights.

Marvellous.

20 pints of lager, 6 pints of Southern Comfort and a bottle of aftershave.

Strip yourselves naked, shave yourself all over and ritually disembowel yourself.

 8)

Just a normal Monday night out in Park South :|

21 is a cracking drinking game, basically because you can stitch one person up all of the time. Changing numbers to funny phrases or random film quotes etc also makes it very confusing!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21_%28drinking_game%29

You should also have a games master, drinks master, kitty master, song master, dance master

How many are going?

Games master - his responsibility to start the games going!
Drinks master - he must get all drinks and his choice is final
Song master - calls 'cocks out' can start songs like yogi bear
Kitty Master - in charge of money
Dance master - must start the days dancing by standing at the highest point in any bar and doing a silly dance - everyone must join in!

15 of us.  I like this idea to.  We could draw lots to decide who does what.

You need to plan in advance! Also dead ants .  Any time the games master shouts DEAD ANTS YOU HAVE TO ALL DROP LAY ON YOUR BACK AND WIGGLE ARMS AND LEGS IN THE AIR!  This got done in madrids main strip while 18 of us had backpacks on looking for hotel. Other good places are dance floors and as boarding the flight home!  We all wore hats, ie cowboy hats, top hats etc as were recognisable then.

Alarm clock public enmy style around the stag set to go off at random intervals for a 'down in one' is always a good backburner.

 Anyone jibbing or hiding in the pisser then has a forfeit.

personally you should get the stag tie him to a lampost then beat the shit out of him with a baseball bat.


twats.

I sense a hint of jealousy there, someone never manage to tie the knot then?

not at all, i am on a stag do tomorrow, i just hate all these cunts that think because they are on a stag do they can act like utter pricks.

maybe its running clubs in brighton but i would rather eat my own shit than do any of the above.

Come on Mexy, you were young once  :wink:

yes and i didnt dress up as a copper, and go "crazy" because thats what your suppossed to do. bit like new years eve you are told to have a good time.

fuckinhell whats wrong with a bit of shoplifting necking some pills and dancing till dawn with a swedish au pair?

i know what i would rather do.


oh and pieman fuck off, young once cunt.

bad day mex??

bushey sounds like he's lead a few good nights, good stuff

best game is pub golf, unless your with the likes of ash, he just quits, or goes home after after the third pub

pub golf????

you play 9 holes or 18 holes as in golf, each hole is a pub, so 9 or 18 pubs to do. each pub has a designated drink, everyone has to have the same drink, pint, bottle, shot etc. each drink has a par, pint = par 5, bottle=par 4, shot=par 3. how many mouthfulls you take to drink counts as the number of shots on the hole, so if you neck a pint then one shot for that hole, and your not allowed to put the drink down once you pick it up, at the end of the game whoever has taken the most shots (mouthfulls) loses and has to do a forfeit. you also set 3 pubs where you can go for a piss, of you piss in any other pub its a 5 point penalty, if you put the drink down its 1 penalty point and if you throw up its 20 penalty points, think thats all the rules

ace.
i'll remember this one for the football lads and next time we're out

yea, best for end of season footy do, gets messy tho

we're doing a pre season warm up. then a christmas do followed by the end of season pub crawl.

the end of season pub crawl is a messy night so the pub golf will make it more fun

I've just got back from one. We bought him a charity dress with matching handbag and hat (it was black and white leopard skin effect) , hid the stags suitecase on the saturday and we all went out for 12 hours around the town. The amount of looks he got!! Absolutely quality.

Pub golf = evil, especially when paddy tries to bring some 15 year old back to the hotel at 3am to find us 6 lads in the room, gutted so he took her in teh bathroom.  Thats the biggest mess ive ever been in
Paddy won I think in 9 shots in 9 holes - legend

Sounds like another Leicester incident to me  :?