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Title: Help needed......
Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 08:45:00
right, its a shit old day outside and me and the misses have a day off so she wants to do something nice!? anyone got any ideas, i did think about having a walk along the toepath leading into bath then treating her to lunch! i feel im in her bad books at the moment so i wanna cheer her up!


Title: Help needed......
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 08:49:35
bone her


Title: Help needed......
Post by: magicroundabout on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 08:59:13
go to Weymouth for the day.
can only be just over an hour away from you.


Title: Help needed......
Post by: Ginginho on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 08:59:28
stop chatting to people on here and spend some time with her  :wink:


Title: Help needed......
Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 09:01:03
cracking idea magic, ill put it to her! :thumbs:



Quote from: "STFCBird"
bone her
:D your easily pleased!


Title: Help needed......
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 09:02:31
I'd let her cook you an ace dinner while you go sit in the pub all day.


Title: Help needed......
Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 09:03:09
Quote from: "Ginginho"
stop chatting to people on here and spend some time with her  :wink:
 im seeing her later! im sat on the crapper at the moment :D


Title: Help needed......
Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 09:04:19
Quote from: "flammableBen"
I'd let her cook you an ace dinner while you go sit in the pub all day.


fb, i can always trust you to give me awsome advice on how to treat a women right! thanks my man!


Title: Help needed......
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 09:04:39
charming, you are such a catch


Title: Help needed......
Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 09:06:29
:D


Title: Help needed......
Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 09:27:58
i bet birdy does


Title: Help needed......
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 09:31:55
If I had a laptop, I probably would.


Title: Help needed......
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 09:51:49
Quote from: "Danjackson10"
i bet birdy does


fuck off, I only text people whilst in there  :D


Title: Help needed......
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 10:17:07
Ive been know to talk on the phone in their, read the paper and do emails!


Title: Help needed......
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 10:25:27
Call me old fashioned, but when I'm on the bog I usually crap.


Title: Help needed......
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 10:30:32
is that coz you are full of it?  :wink:   :D


Title: Help needed......
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 10:34:10
No, because that would mean I would be on the bog all the time, which would contradict the statement about only crapping and not doing anything else when I'm on the bog  :-))(


Title: Help needed......
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 10:42:32
Quote from: "simon pieman"
No, because that would mean I would be on the bog all the time, which would contradict the statement about only crapping and not doing anything else when I'm on the bog  :-))(


ner ner ner ner ner ner.  Shut up beaker  :D


Title: Help needed......
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 10:45:59
:D

Sorry, I'm not in the greatest of moods Birdy, hence the seriousnous.


Title: Help needed......
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 10:47:25
Anyway Dan, you should take her lingerie shopping. She'll be happy with the shopping, you'll be happy with the lingerie.


Title: Help needed......
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 10:50:42
Quote from: "simon pieman"
:D

Sorry, I'm not in the greatest of moods Birdy, hence the seriousnous.


anything I can do to cheer you up??  :wink:


Title: Help needed......
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 10:54:26
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
:D

Sorry, I'm not in the greatest of moods Birdy, hence the seriousnous.


anything I can do to cheer you up??  :wink:


Meh, sorry Birdy, probably not. I'm just going to brood all day and stay in bed, that will sort me out.


Title: Help needed......
Post by: Whits on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 10:58:45
go dogging


Title: Help needed......
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 11:00:34
Anyone see the Friday Night Project where that girl admitted to going dogging after getting drunk and her friends convincing her it was a good idea. Then they filmed it  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Now that cheered me up remembering that


Title: Help needed......
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 11:03:41
Quote from: "Whits"
go dogging


We are - tonight  :D


Title: Help needed......
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 11:11:51
Who's going dogging? I'm very confused.


Title: Help needed......
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 11:18:14
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Who's going dogging? I'm very confused.


Me, Whits, Village and Sonic.  It was Villages idea to try and cheer me up.  Won't work, but I will give it a go anyway  :D


Title: Help needed......
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 11:19:44
Say hello to Steve and Stan while you're there.


Title: Help needed......
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 11:20:47
I will certainly say hello to Steve, he has the biggest cock ever  :D


Title: Help needed......
Post by: TheKingCY on Thursday, July 6, 2006, 12:11:27
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
Ive been know to talk on the phone in their, read the paper and do emails!


Fuck off, you cant do more than one thing at once surely??   :wink:


Title: Help needed......
Post by: walrus on Friday, July 7, 2006, 07:05:07
Quote from: "Ginginho"
It's strange, I have to read something when i'm on the toilet.

If there isn't any magazines lying about (the missus magazines normally - Chat, etc) then I will pick up a shampoo bottle or something and read it........basically, shitting is very boring.

Fuck off shitting is one of the greatest things known to man....  it's better than having a wank....   :|

Oops too far.   :mrgreen:   Reading merely enhances an already great experience...


Title: Help needed......
Post by: Danjackson10 on Friday, July 7, 2006, 08:24:18
i do like a nice crap!