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Please can you contact either me or Lady asap regarding our little road trip

Thanks  :D

What road trip? Can anyone come?  :wink:

No, you can't, only special people can come

what road trip is this then eh?

 :cry:  :cry:  :cry:

Are you saying I'm not special?

special needs - yes  :wink:

stfcfan is a massive spazzer aswell

That is not a nice thing to say about the mulleted one!

true though innit

cunt  :wink:

Sorry birdy, just got in now and read yer mails. Whats the plan then?

I'll pm you  :D

I have booked for 8 so Mullet, I have counted you in  :beers:

Happy days!!  :beers:  :\/ Prepared to be amazed by my dancing skills!

I think you'll have tough competition with Whits there.....I imagine he'll be a silver heels on the dance floor (if there is one!)

I think I will be rolling on the floor laughing  :D  I bet Bcurrant has some wicked moves too  :D

 :|  :|

It was a compliment  :wink:

Just hope I don't get covered in pie crumbs again  :D and I am keeping my phone on me at all times to take video evidence  :D

i'm not drinking  :D  :\/

:doh:  :nono:

I don't dance.






I grooooooove

:soapy tit wank:
Can i just state now,i WILL be drinking..... but not dancing  :)
The phrase two left feet springs to mind :(

Can you PM me your email as need to save it so I can send you all the info too!!!!  :D

Larwood, being the forum Swayzeeeee, i wouldn't like to see you left in the corner. Therefore i demand you brush up on 80's cheese dancing, including finger clicking.

Regards,

Me.

you have got to look after me and keep me away from strange men.  That includes sober Whits and grooving blackcurrant

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

If you request Jon Secada or Michael Bolton you die

There may be a Hen night at the same time as us though so be warned  :mrgreen:

Ace, I might join them, there is bound to be a stripper  8)

Nnnnggghhhhh.... hen nights are disgusting. :?

Thought it would be a bonus for you lot  :wink:

 :soapy tit wank:
I always wanted to be in Dirty Dancing 8)

we'll see if you have the same opinion when we get there

Hen nights = under-dressed, over-loud slappers, who need avoiding. This opinion won't change.

Most of the time yes DB, but sometimes you get rare occasions that some of them are quite 'do-able'...

That, of course, would be a bonus then

remind me never to have a hen night then!!!

Are we leaving early on the friday?

Think so, but how early is early? I need my ugly sleep you know  :D

Gotta get down there, all dayer surely?!!
Be good to get there for midday..

Do i have to book a day off work??

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to get there for midday.

Whats the plan cars wise?

I dunno, I don't mind driving. Who wants to go with whom?

Not fussed to be honest, just want to be there all day friday!

What day do i need off again?

28th July - All day.

:-))(  always one

Shut it, Ho-bag.

make me cunt bucket

No.

I know you are scared

count me out then

Thats the last time I bother sorting anything out. You can do it your fucking selves next time.

you can phone the hotel then!!

Erm, i'm still up for going...

damn right too!!

i was only joking as well.

I don't mind driving if people are willing to contribute for diesel...

Also, I am not going to no gay club!!

what a cheap skate

you bore me... :boring:

:mrgreen:

With that hair it is a must surely  :wink:

I will drive 2 then, there is too many for one car unless you have a mini bus.  I ain't goin in the back of your van  :mrgreen:

it seems everyone offers to drive but only 1 person is so tight he mentions diesel money  :--

I know why don't you drive smart arse  :D

In the van, in the van, in the van.....

ok as long as i can get diesel money   :-))(

We aren't the commitments you know, and if blackcurrant farts he is walking up the m25

We can be the a-team....we gotta take a football the beach!

:fag:

Double negatives are ace :twisted:

isn't it pebbles?

so you lot are coming down here for the night, yeah?

do you need a hotel? did you think to ask me? do you think in my line of work i could have got you a swanky one on the cheap? are you coming to one of my club nights?
if yes how many of you?
fill me in you cunts, me brighton and walrus could be your welcoming committee.

We're coming down on the 28th for the day. We got quite a good deal for a hotel- well Lady did. £35 each.

It be rude not to pop in and say hello- will we get VIP treatment?  :D There's 8 of us on tour.

Oh and Birdy, what are you going on about?! Pebbles?  :?

which hotel you in?
no problem about the club, its if you want to go there, its an indie night called kick out the jams.

vip treatment? well i will let you in for free.

heathers hotel...

heathers? where the fuck is that? :D

a film with Christian slater  :mrgreen:

apparently mex it is a mile from the sealife centre, so we might have a few problems tearing sonic away to get to your club

just checked its on lower rock gardens right near town, you are in kemp town just off st.james street. this is the gay area so you will have to leave prejudices aside. lower rock gardens is full of fucking awful b&bs. but this one looks alright. its a 10 minute walk to my club from your hotel and you are 50 yards from the beach. parking will be a cunt though. there a morrisons supermarket car park about 2 minutes away but is a bit dodgy.
are you staying saturday night too. would be well worth it.
and who is coming.

its only about 100 yards from the sealife centre
about 150 yrds from the pier

stfcfan will fit right in there then  :D

There are 8 of us coming, myself, Lady, Sonic, Village, stfcfan, blackcurrant, Larwood and Whits.  Can you put up with all of us, we are quite rowdy :wink:

god help brighton :shock:

indeed, do you think they are ready for the likes of us?

i doubt it mate.

sounds like it should be a mad one though

were not ready cos youre all so crazy.
here is the only map you will need

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c116/mexicored/rockgardens.jpg

points of interest
1. all night cafe called the market diner, try the legend that is the gutbuster

2. good pub with ace food the hopoles

3. my clubs kick out the jams friday
holdup! saturday

Ace map Mex.

We are only staying friday night unless we all get lucky  :wink:

you can get a bus to withdean for free provided you have tickets, the buses go from outsid ethe royal pavillion, i think its the number 5.
but ask some brighton cunts.

I'll write all this down coz we are bound to forget  :|

Whoop whoop. A proper decent indie night... thank fuck for that. Will there be too many cunts in skintight jeans (with optional thin ties)?

yep loads, there are also a ridiculous amount of fit women its untrue, ask walrus and brighton. when they come to my club there eyes pop out if there head.

proably 50-80 women who you would

and most the indie lads are gayboys :D

bum holes, that buggers that plan then  :|

That'll more than make up for the jeans then... i'm quite looking forward to this! 8)

Friday night we are hoping to get to yours....guest list please Mex....8 of us, oh and that hotel was the only one I found that had enough room for 8.

you could of all crashed at mine. i have 2 spare bedrooms and 2 sofa beds.

lady and bird could have come in with me.

Thats the saturday sorted then
(there may need to be negotiation on sleeping arrangements)

 :shock: you can cancel our reservations  :wink:

i have a spare double bed, a spare double sofa bed, a sofa. and floor space.

plus an indoor pool and jacuzzi. 8)

Ace can we stay saturday night??

no problem if you want to stay.

Are you sure though??

yes no problem

Ace, Larwood and Lady will be well excited  :D

Hey! it doesn't sound like i was invited :cry: I was going to wear a bikini and all :wink:

by the way if the weathers nice the beach at my place is ace, i live 100 yards from it and the water is clean as fuck, the beach will be pretty empty too.

if weather is shit you can hang out in the pool.
http://www.emeraldquay.co.uk/pool.htm

That looks awesome!  :beers:

Mex did I say I was coming down in August with your mum?

Mex do we get breakfast in bed too  :D

no fuck off.
unless your good girls :wink:

Not happy about this gay malaky! I ain't a homophobe but its every straight bloke fear....(have I just contradicted myself?!  :? )

Looking forward to it though...be a big piss up! I'm ready to humiliate myself again!  :beers:

It isn't really that gay down there, in my experience, don't worry!!!

will you fight off all the bum bombers then blackcurrant?

No, i'll be placing STFCFans number in all gents and public phone boxes in the surrounding area...

you have to write it in lipstick though   :D

Kemp Town has got some nice bars tbh. I've spent many an evening, erm, hanging out down there :gay:

why doesn't that surprise me

safe.

i'm going to be horribly sober

Why's that, Youtheh?

coz he is poor probably

i've given up drinking because it's for losers 8)

yeah, we'll see.

Speaking of losers, I can get you 10% off entry to the sealife centre

happy days!  :mrgreen:   :roll:

I like the sea life centre....have they got sharks?!  :D

The rest of us expect lots of pictures from this adventure of yours. Including the picture of blackcurrant jumping naked into Mexys pool  :D

what a horrible thought!

Don't make me get THE pool photo out...

Mex, can i wear trainers to your club?!

Didnt you know? :shock:

Wearing trainers in Brighton is a seceret homo sign.It means grab your Gerbil.

yes you can, this girl i use to shag worked at the sealife centre and could get us in for free, however im not sure if she still works there, anyway its ace, yes theres loads of sharks and turtles and stingrays.

i think it might be the beach footie tournament that weekend. international with cantona and that.

Really?  That could be pretty good..........sun, sea, beer & footy! Ace  :beers:

This is getting better by the day!  :D  :beers:

I don't want to go now, it sounds terrible  :D

Less people in the round then.... :D  :wink: