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Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Amir on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 21:57:11
...burn to the ground :twisted:


Hampton Court
A pub I can't remember the name of in Higher Shincliffe, Co. Durham
Ashton Gate(don't have the same feeling about the Kassam, maybe it will come)
Cirencester
My old school(only kidding :hide: )


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 21:59:45
what's wrong with hampton court?

the kassam
the 'performing arts' department at college, preferably with students inside.
your house
bampton
waitrose


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:03:17
1. Wimbledon tennis courts and then fucking plough that fucking hill x 5


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:04:14
Abingdon as a whole (but not the Boundary House)
Kassam
my work

my farrier set my horse on fire today.  Poor baby :|


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: mexico red on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:07:10
blacks
jews
irish
dutch
northerners


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Amir on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:07:37
Quote

what's wrong with hampton court?



Probably nothing if you don't have to go there umpteen times a year(including twice today).  It's probably the M4 that I hate more, just couldn't really burn it to the ground.  Maybe I could napalm it during rush-hour...


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: BrightonRed on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:07:38
France
Big Brother House(s)
Wimbledon's a fucking good shout..

All above include all current occupants..

I'll think of the other two..


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:11:51
Stamford Bridge - it deserves it.
The place where traffic wardens hang out together.
John Motson's commentary box.
The X Factor studio.
This year's Big Bro House.


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:11:52
Quote from: "mexico red"
blacks
jews
irish
dutch
northerners


The Dutch.  

Why the Dutch Mex?


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:12:38
Quote from: "BrightonRed"
France
Big Brother House(s)
Wimbledon's a fucking good shout..

All above include all current occupants..

I'll think of the other two..


Balls, beat me ti it. :cry:


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:14:06
Quote from: "Amir"
Probably nothing if you don't have to go there umpteen times a year(including twice today).  It's probably the M4 that I hate more, just couldn't really burn it to the ground.  Maybe I could napalm it during rush-hour...


you could set fire to it as you drive along, a bit like the video for karma police.

please don't burn down hampton court though, my parents seem to like it


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: BrightonRed on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:18:25
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Stamford Bridge - it deserves it.
The place where traffic wardens hang out together.
John Motson's commentary box.
The X Factor studio.
This year's Big Bro House.


And David Pleat, Garth Crooks, Graeme LeSaux, Mick McCarthy
& Adrian Chiles

Lesaux's not commentating at the moment but just in case..


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:19:47
He's the mentor, so thought i'd take out the spearhead. 8)


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:19:59
Starbucks ..well coffee houses in general.Your in England go to the pub or a cafe and reading a book outside doesnt make you intellectual cock face.

My work that goes without saying.


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Danjackson10 on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:21:31
id like to burn

1)Ashton Gate
2)Southend on sea
3)Hull
4)Graham le sauxs house
5)Liberty Stadium with cock trundle inside


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: mexico red on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:22:01
fuckin dutch with there liberal fuckin attitude and there pornography and drugs and prostitutes and there total football. fuckin burn them i say


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:23:51
Quote from: "Danjackson10"
id like to burn

1)Ashton Gate
2)Southend on sea
3)Hull
4)Graham le sauxs house
5)Liberty Stadium with cock trundle inside


Why?


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:25:00
did you see lee trundle on world cuppa, is he gay? yes burn him


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Amir on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:25:28
I'm particularly liking the sound of Henman Hill/Wimbledon, and Mex has convinced me on those Dutch bastards.


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Danjackson10 on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:30:47
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
Quote from: "Danjackson10"
id like to burn

1)Ashton Gate
2)Southend on sea
3)Hull
4)Graham le sauxs house
5)Liberty Stadium with cock trundle inside


Why?


its a hole, i feel sorry for people who live there so by burning it im hoping that they will find somewhere nicer to live their lives! It was voted the worst place to live in Britain! Its smells aswell!


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 22:35:52
I lived there for 3 years at uni, and still have friends up there, I loved it.

It's a nice place, some of the people up there are odd I'll grant you that, but there are also some very well off people up there too.

It suffers from being where it is more than anything, you have to go there to go there, if you see what I mean, you can't drop in on the way to elsewhere.


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Danjackson10 on Tuesday, June 27, 2006, 23:00:53
Quote from: "Kinky Tom"
I lived there for 3 years at uni, and still have friends up there, I loved it.

It's a nice place, some of the people up there are odd I'll grant you that, but there are also some very well off people up there too.

It suffers from being where it is more than anything, you have to go there to go there, if you see what I mean, you can't drop in on the way to elsewhere.


even more reason.... :D


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Kinky Tom on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 07:31:42
Hmph. :cry:  :wink:


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: red macca on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 08:03:17
the kassam-obvious reasons

pakistan/india and where ever bin laden is

eifil tower-that will teach the french cunts

the new wembley-just think it would be funny to see the f.a look on there faces

finally

fern brittons kitchen i cant help but feel that would do her the world of good


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 08:12:48
Quote from: "red macca"

finally

fern brittons kitchen i cant help but feel that would do her the world of good


She is married to a top chef, that wouldn't help.


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: red macca on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 08:18:32
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "red macca"

finally

fern brittons kitchen i cant help but feel that would do her the world of good


She is married to a top chef, that wouldn't help.
greedy bitch.maybe he could be in the kitchen again it would be for her own good


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 08:21:34
:soapy tit wank:  you are a heartless cruel cunt  :D


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: red macca on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 08:24:43
Quote from: "STFCBird"
:soapy tit wank:  you are a heartless cruel cunt  :D
far from it bidy.it was your save the whale campaign that inspired me to help these people


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 08:31:26
Quote from: "red macca"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
:soapy tit wank:  you are a heartless cruel cunt  :D
far from it bidy.it was your save the whale campaign that inspired me to help these people


can we go on Jeremy Kyle and have a fight about it?  I so wish I was at home watching it  :cry:


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: red macca on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 08:35:09
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "red macca"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
:soapy tit wank:  you are a heartless cruel cunt  :D
far from it bidy.it was your save the whale campaign that inspired me to help these people


can we go on Jeremy Kyle and have a fight about it?  I so wish I was at home watching it  :cry:
im not watching it myself today.in fact im leaving right now have to help sort out my grandads funeral which is friday,then i have to go into work until 8,have lots of peoples mortgages to complete today.


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 08:55:45
Could you sort my mortgage out for me - ta  :D


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: adje on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 09:06:10
Beckingham fucking palace
Gurney's boots
Mourinhos coat
Lawrensons hair
Devon and Cornwall
Chris Martins fucking piano(and Cullum's)


Some of them aren't strictly places

Yeovil's spot on by the way!


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 09:34:54
Paul McCuntney's house
China White's on a busy C-List night
Albert Square
Statue of Liberty
Casbah


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 09:54:13
can I burn radio 2 please with terry wogan and ken bruce inside, also my doctors surgery and my therapist ta


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 10:07:06
Id like to burn ALL speed camera's - sorry 'safety camera's'- please.


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 10:42:05
I thought my wish for my work place to burn down was coming true  :|  just had a fire scare, the fit firemen made it all worthwhile  :D


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 12:08:19
The Kassam
Wales
White House
Pentagon
Arc De Triomphe (sp)


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 12:09:30
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Paul McCuntney's house
China White's on a busy C-List night
Albert Square
Statue of Liberty
Casbah


China Whites and Casbah?

You been to Playa Del Ingles in Gran Canaria?  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: pumbaa on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 12:48:44
Message to Blackcurrant and Ralphy - I've forwarded your posts on to the FBI, so expect a 'knock on the door' later  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 13:09:42
:shock:


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Luci on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 13:10:57
Don't look so suprised Blackcurrant, I heard you were a dab hand at this bombing malarky  :wink:


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 13:14:10
Quote from: "STFCLady"
Don't look so suprised Blackcurrant, I heard you were a dab hand at this bombing malarky  :wink:


It's always the ginger ones  :wink:


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 13:44:34
:|


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 13:47:22
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
:|


you know how much I love you really.  We could burn your hair  :wink:


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 14:23:51
I bet some fat yank is sat monitoring the net for Al Queda activity and is reading this  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Mohammed Al Ralphus and Mohammed Al Currant  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: mexico red on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 16:00:39
other things i would burn.

monopoly - a game for cunts
good samiritans - busybody cunts
withnail and i - a film for cunts
dale winton - just because i think the cunt would burn well
croydon- cuntsville
david pleat - pays for cunts
dave m russell - the cunt constantly criticises me
andy nicholas- that cunt is such a great player he shows up everyone else


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, June 28, 2006, 16:12:17
I'd like to add:

- Middle lane motorway drivers- move out my way!!
- Do gooders that can do no wrong!
- Call centres and cold callers...
- the tax man
- My bank- so i don't have to pay them back!


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, June 29, 2006, 09:41:11
Oh and i'd also like to burn George Bush.


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: Sade on Thursday, June 29, 2006, 11:01:25
Ashton fecking Gate :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
Definately. Bye Bye to their 'best in league 1' ground.pffffft.


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, June 29, 2006, 12:59:07
I'd like to burn some virgins in sacrafice to some god who can make sure we win the league next year.


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, June 29, 2006, 16:30:21
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Oh and i'd also like to burn George Bush.


Didn't this start off talking about places? How did we get onto Dubya?

Not that I disagree with you Ralphy, he is a prize cunt


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: lumpimynci on Thursday, June 29, 2006, 19:06:41
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Oh and i'd also like to burn George Bush.


Burning Bush?

Get you Moses!


Title: Top 5 places that you'd like to...
Post by: adje on Thursday, June 29, 2006, 20:59:59
Quote from: "lumpimynci"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Oh and i'd also like to burn George Bush.


Burning Bush?

Get you Moses!
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
thats damn clever