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......and things you don't.

 Do :

* Getting a tan
* Going on holiday
* Summer footie ei the world cup
* BBqs ooh yes
* Having water fights,sister gets you with a 2 inch water pistol,you get her with the hose on full power. Ace. (No crude comments please)
* Eating 3 ice creams a day
* Going to pre season friendlys in the sun
* Sitting in beer gardens in the evenings
* Going to the beach

Don't :

* Fucking Daddy long legs, I absolutely hate them.I'm seriously terrified of them. I cryed at work the other day because there was loads attacking me.
* Getting in the bath after you've been to the beach, and all the sand in your arse crack and you can feel it at the bottom of the bath.ewww.
* Seagulls - bastards - fact
* Men and women at the beach that wear thongs.
* My dad wearing socks and sandles and speedos.
* Melting ice creams

Er I might think of some more in a minute.

Women dressed in very little, the opportunity to drink in the sun and everyone seems happier

-Drinking outside without catching pneumonia
-Drinking outside at 10pm and it still being light
-Being too hot to cook a meal, so you make up for not eating by drinking more
-Drinking while watching back to back footy on the box everyday for a month

Women getting half naked everywhere...!!!    :soapy tit wank:  :cheers:

like
sex on the beach
going to the seaside
pub gardens and cold pints
BBQ's
my nieces paddling pool

not
being hot
men in vests
men in sandals
men in sandals and socks

Yeah thats another good thing, I always seem to drop a few pounds in the summer cos I eat less. On holiday I usually have something for brekfast and that will last me throughout the day until the evening meal  8)  But I do eat more ice cream though hmmm.

Oh yeah I also like making a water slide up in my garden which is on a slight hill. I get a long peice of that stuff which is the same as black bin liners. Put it down the slope, hose pipe on it and slide down. Especially fun when drunk, like I did last year with some mates. You should try it but only if your willing to get dirty. I had grass stuck to me and mud and everything. My friend did it and her boob fell out. I've never laughed so much.

 8)

Birdy your so kinky.

aye  :D

Thats not always a good thing,the sight of me half-naked is not a nice
one :(

The best thing about summer is the CRICKET :beers:

Don't believe you !  8)

NMH

Pro's:

Beer gardens
BBQ's
Hot women flaunting it
World Cup
Light til late
Playing cricket


Con's

Wrong people wearing too little
Too hot to sleep
Missing out while at work
Wasps/Bees
Hayfever

:D  Come on then......own up........Who sleeps naked in the summer?

I do all year, it's not unusual... :-))(

 
What a question :shock: .My nightie never ever comes off!

Special occasions?

:D  I think this is where my immaturity kicks in. I find it hilarious that some people sleep naked, it just makes me laugh. Fair enough If you live on your own But I live with my parents, I sleep with the door open......yeah you get the idea.
Also I would'nt want to wake up in the morning with a daddy long legs on my nu nu or something.

well, on especialy hot nights its sometimes essentail.

:D  I can't do it. Underwear maybe......but not comando!

You havent met me yet  :wink:  . Naked sleeping is the best

I always sleep naked and have done so for many years.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  Nakedness at night. Its like those sex education films at school where the dad brushes his teeth naked.

It's not like I walk around in front of my housemates naked  :-))(

But seriously naked sleeping is more confortable.

Do you sleep in the loft?

And more hygenic ,Crabs dont like fresh air .Sade, how many times have you had Daddy long legs on your Nu Nu ?

Foggy,what with this weather i'm too hot already,the thought of meeting you makes me even hotter :wink:

My nightie is a cotton one,so its not too bad.I don't get naked sleeping,it would make me feel a bit exposed and vulnerable.What if there was a fire?

Just leave nightclothes next to your bed, problem solved.

Your not exposed if you're under your duvet, only if you sleep without one of those as well  :shock:

i regually walk round the house naked.

its ace.

neither does mine, the night monsters might get me

I dont care , i would be out of the door bollock naked , and then i could wee on the fire and help put it out ,see you have to think of all these things when you sleep naked

isn't Nu Nu the hoover from telly tubbies?

I seem to remember it's the name of a pussy (cat)

:D  I don't sleep in the bloody loft. But I usually leave my window open and they fly in!

There's probably more chance of a spider crawling around under the covers rather than a daddy long legs

Sunshine Sheila's  :wink:

 :( Pweese don't say that.

:nod:

I don't like cricket,i love it :D

-Ice cold Pimms and lemonade,when its the summer you have to drink it :wink:

Don't worry Sade, they won't hurt you, but they might tickle

Daddy long legs are so poisiness they can kill you but they cant pierce the skin so they cant harm you

For once you aren't talking bollocks  :wink:

No that's not true. Common fallacy.

Actually he is

He's always talking bollocks :wink:

I thought I had heard on david attenborough it was true never mind.

They don't eat food so why would they be poisonous?

It's also said they are poisonous because they are a type of spider, but they are actually an insect. I think there is a long-legged spider which is why it's all got confused.

we're right birdy

Anyway it would be venomous, not poisonous if you're talking bites.

good stuff about summer

listening to bands like pavement, who sound 10000000% times better when it's sunny.
driving when it's still light in the evening.
it's nice to go outside to smoke.
beer gardens.

but bad stuff also

my car is like a sauna and has no air con.
wasps - why?
wimbledon means neighbours is cancelled.
my scalp gets sunburnt when i shave my head.
it's impossible to sleep at night sometimes (no i don't sleep nude)

:nod:  With strawberries, apples, and raspberries in it too

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fucking pimms lemonade and strawberries, apples, and raspberries?? fucking ponce

Do shut up, darling.

ok love no problem

Pros...

Nice weather
I tan easily and very ace (tanned already!)
Longer evenings
Beer gardens
Football well into the evenings!
Just being able to be outside
The style of dress
Nationwide call center!!

Cons..

Wrong people wearing the wrong style of dress
Stupid big mop of hair
Missing most of the day being stuck at work, in the basement with no natural sunlight
No football (bar every 2 years)
big brother
too hot to sleep so I usually dont sleep for about 3 days at a time

:nod: :nod: :nod:

The Daddy long legs are indeed so venomous they could kill a Sade, it is also true that they have no way of injecting said Venom.

On the subject of spiders and bedtime, I could swear I heard that we consume about 7-8 spiders a year in our sleep (or maybe in a lifetime?) when the accidently crawl in.  could be bollocks that one though.

Naked sleeping is tops, it also allows for minimal obstacles when in the mood!  In this weather I tend to pull the covers off as well but can't abide the window being open or my feet being uncovered.

:(  I don't wanna die. I'm going to have to make up some sort of weapen to kill the bastards. A stick or something. Or a bottle of spray stuff to gas them out. I had my windows open last night and none got in which was good.

It was so hot in bed last night, I could'nt keep still. I thought for a minute........hmmm should I take me fellow forumers advice and go nakee.......but decided not to. In the end the duvet was on the floor and I fell asleep without it.

There's nothing I dislike about summer.

Men get sweaty meat balls though don't they?

The good thing about naked sleeping is that it means you don't sweat much and don't get so hot. I don't sleep completely naked though, just wear boxers.

I love Summer this year more than ever.............because my hay fever just seems to have disappeared  :beers:

Every year in May and June my eyes water like hell and itch like crazy; nose blocked all day. This year; not a thing. Sitting outside in the grass etc doesn't bother me one bit.

Haven't a clue why but don't care. So to all you hayfever sufferers this year; I do feel for you as i know what it's like. But I love summer.

And only 4 days to go till Alton Towers; and the weather forecast for the next few days is excellent as well  8)

mines been tame this year too. a few sneezes and thats about it

I'm going to say it was too hot today, as i feel like moaning in old biddy fashion.  One of the lads from London(where men are generally big girl's blouses it should be pointed out) pulled a whitey due to the combination of sun and skunk :D  I haven't seen anyone whitey in years :soapy tit wank:

my right arm has gone lobster pink as ive been driving around most of the day. bugger

Just get someone to drive you around all day tomorrow then you'll have a matching pair.

I see you enjoyed The Big Lebowski :smile1:

sadly nobody else i know drives, the fucking wasters!

i loved the big lebowski. miller's crossing was also quite wonderful. i used to dislike the coen brothers, probably due to some pretentious "oh there's soooooo overrated" type thing but i'm warming to them. i still think barton fink is the best thing they've done, although i'm yet to see fargo...

kudos for getting stoned on the job, by the way

Ive had really itchy eyes and my throat has had some sort of itchy goo in it :?

Mild hayfever?

I rarely touch it at work, a couple of pulls sorted me out for about an hour and that was fine.  Everyone else is much worse than me, we're like the Wembley builder's.

The Man Who Wasn't There is another good Coen Bros. film, if you haven't seen it.  Billy Bob Thornton is superb as the lead, and there's a late teens Scarlett Johanson in it if she is your cup of tea.

Sound's like it.  Alot of people seem to be developing it these days, I've managed to avoid it so far.

I'm sending you two books now as I thought of one you should really enjoy, should get them next week.  When you off to Germany?

been at college 9 months and still not touched the stuff. ive even rolled j's for people and not smoked them, odd. if you need a teaboy over the summer give me a shout, i make a cracking earl gray.

not heard of the man who wasn't there, will check it out. i watched requiem for a dream the other night, you seen it?

ace cheers

off on the 19th

If you didn't live so far away you probably could have worked today, and you're not over 25 so you probably wouldn't be insured to drive(we're desparate for drivers).  Will give you a shout if ever I can get you on a job.

Requiem For A Dream is fucked up but an interesting look at drug addicts.  The old lady and the fridge :shock:

Make sure to watch out for Turks if some of our nobheads kick off with them.  We know how low those bastards will sink.  Mind the Polish too, and be nice to my German friends.

Uncle Amir.

any cash this summer would be a bonus mate, cheers.

bit undecided about requiem for a dream. i found it a bit too arty and pretentious, i nearly turned it off after the opening scene with the split screen. gay!

i'm the world's worst film student 8)

in the last half hour you ,Whits and Mexico have all told me to mind the Polish :D

We should be ok we are in Stutgart for Spain v Tunisia and Cologne for England v Sweden.If my mates kick off Im  disappearing and they know it.

what's wrong with the poles, still bitter about '39?

Don't know about the others but I've been there and they're tough cunts, if you'll pardon the phrase.  They're too poor to travel far, so this is the perfect opportunity for them.  Wonder how long our chair chucking barmies would last against them ? :soapy tit wank:

Id be suprised if I see any Poles most of them seem to be driving HGV's for Tescos at the moment :D Ive got a new pair of Forest Hills and am primed to leg it if I see any trouble. 8)

There are a hell of alot over here at the moment.  I've managed to trick a few of them into thinking I'm Polish with the cunning use of 'hello' 'thank you' and 'can I have the bill, please' :D