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Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:40:40
How long are fish fingers meant to go in the oven for because I just through away the box. Thanks.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: yeo on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:41:18
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

2 hours at 300 degrees


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:41:55
eat them frozen !


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:42:11
Grill them, you spoon. Then when one side is golden brown, flip 'em and do the same!!! You fool.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:42:16
2 hours ? I think that would kill them. They're already looking a bit soggy. I'm scared. I hate hot things.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:43:35
Grill them ? I've never heard of that. I never usually watch my mum cook fish fingers. I'm having a fish finger sandwich, I don't know whether to have mayo or tomado sauce with it.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:44:06
About 10 - 15 minutes sade.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:44:08
Fish fingers should always be grilled.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: yeo on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:44:32
:D hahaha you rule


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:45:37
They are nearly done now anyway. If they taste like crap I'm going to sue(yes I know thats the name of a lady) captain birdseye.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:47:18
You can't sue someone for being a bit of a twat in the kitchen, Sade!!


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:48:20
You'll make a great husband one day Sade  :D


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:48:43
Good point. Errr  :?


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:49:27
Quote from: "STFCBird"
You'll make a great husband one day Sade  :D


 :oops:  Thanks birdy. Much appreciated.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:50:45
omg, god help us.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:54:57
Sorry I just panicked. I thought they might explode or something. I did'nt know if you were meant to butter the tray before hand or something ? But I figured thats only for cakes.

In my defence I can cook a nice lasange.
 :D


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:56:07
Spelling it, on the other hand...


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Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:56:52
:|


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:57:34
Sade if ever in doubt stick them on at 180 degrees and check every so often.

God help you if you ever cook a roast.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:58:52
I personally don't like fish fingers.

It's bad enough your cock smelling of it.  :D


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 11:59:42
:D  I will get my mum to teach me!


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 12:00:45
How can you cook a lasagne but not a fish finger sandwich?


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 12:00:59
Quote from: "Ralphy"
I personally don't like fish fingers.

It's bad enough your cock smelling of it.  :D


Ralph I was in the middle of taking a gurt bight out of my sandwhich when I read that. Do you mind?  :D  Stop talking about your smelly willy.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 12:02:06
Quote from: "simon pieman"
How can you cook a lasagne but not a fish finger sandwich?


I have no idea. I'd never cooked fish fingers until today though  :(  Things like ovens scare me.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 12:05:49
Just remember that the times on packets/recipes are only a rough guide. For the last 3 years I've had a shit oven so I've got used to waiting 10 minutes longer in most cases


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 12:07:05
8)  Si Thanks for your advice on cooking frozen oven food. I will use it in the near future.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Luci on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 13:24:15
Quote from: "Sade"
Sorry I just panicked. I thought they might explode or something. I did'nt know if you were meant to butter the tray before hand or something ? But I figured thats only for cakes.

In my defence I can cook a nice lasange.
 :D


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  Bless you......

You'd love my grill, you have to light it manually which involves toasting your eyebrows, no way of avoiding it.

Alternative of course would be fishing the box out of the bin  8)  :mrgreen:


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Spud on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:19:30
Quote from: "Sade"
Grill them ? I've never heard of that. I never usually watch my mum cook fish fingers. I'm having a fish finger sandwich, I don't know whether to have mayo or tomado sauce with it.


 :doh:  i dont eat Fish Fingers and even i know that.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:20:20
Quote from: "Sade"
8)  Si Thanks for your advice on cooking frozen oven food. I will use it in the near future.


The advice is equally good for fresh food.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Spud on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:20:20
Quote from: "STFCLady"
Quote from: "Sade"
Sorry I just panicked. I thought they might explode or something. I did'nt know if you were meant to butter the tray before hand or something ? But I figured thats only for cakes.

In my defence I can cook a nice lasange.
 :D


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  Bless you......

You'd love my grill, you have to light it manually which involves toasting your eyebrows, no way of avoiding it.

Alternative of course would be fishing the box out of the bin  8)  :mrgreen:


Sade doesnt do sensible.  :)


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:25:58
I think I have special needs.

I was going to fish the box out but I hate putting my hands in bins  :D


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Spud on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:27:14
Quote from: "Sade"
I think I have special needs.

I was going to fish the box out but I hate putting my hands in bins  :D


Couldnt you just wash your hand straight afterwards?.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: ron dodgers on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 14:41:05
Sade - go and see a therapist sweetheart . They will make you betterer.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 15:34:29
Quote from: "Sade"
:D  I will get my mum to teach me!



Can you get your mum to teach me ? :wink:


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:15:14
Spuddy - Yes but its still minging.
Ron- Thankyou thats very kind
Foggy- Piss off

 :D


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:20:29
She can teach you lots, by all accounts...


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:22:00
And you can Shut up aswell blackcurrant   :P


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: jim on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:27:19
Sade - you are a disgrace to your gender.

Didn't your mum teach you basic operations like this and how to use a tin-opener?

Actually I thought those were inate skills that all women had. :roll:


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:35:52
:(  Thats a bit harsh.

Your forgetting that I actually turned the oven on! I hope I have not gave the ladies a bad name - theres only one of me I think and everyone knows I'm partial to the odd dizzy moment but thats just me. I just got a bit confuzzled, I can do anything else honest! (well most things)

I can open tins too. My mum does teach me things so when I'm older I am a good housewife(No sexual inuendo intended). She even started giving me baby advice the other day, now that was scary  :shock:


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:38:24
I thought you already had some sprogs Sade. Oh no, I was thinking of Pollard. Sorry.

It's an easy mistake to make though  :wink:


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: jim on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:42:19
Quote from: "Sade"
:(  Thats a bit harsh.

Your forgetting that I actually turned the oven on! I hope I have not gave the ladies a bad name - theres only one of me I think and everyone knows I'm partial to the odd dizzy moment but thats just me. I just got a bit confuzzled, I can do anything else honest! (well most things)

I can open tins too. My mum does teach me things so when I'm older I am a good housewife(No sexual inuendo intended). She even started giving me baby advice the other day, now that was scary  :shock:


Sade - don't trust men.  They only want one thing.

And when they're young and vital they want sex at least tri-weekly but when you get to my and Santinis age we just try - weakly  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:42:24
:-))(  Another vicky pollard dig, How original  :wink:

If you want to get on the subject of babies with me then thats fine ! But I would'nt advise it. I can go on forever, my baby names list is endless and I could tell you about what baby clothes I like etc.Its so fun.
They won't be wearing burberry or have their ears peirced by the time they are 2 though  :x


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:44:52
Kappa all the way, huh Sade?  :wink:


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:45:21
Quote from: "jim"
Quote from: "Sade"
:(  Thats a bit harsh.

Your forgetting that I actually turned the oven on! I hope I have not gave the ladies a bad name - theres only one of me I think and everyone knows I'm partial to the odd dizzy moment but thats just me. I just got a bit confuzzled, I can do anything else honest! (well most things)

I can open tins too. My mum does teach me things so when I'm older I am a good housewife(No sexual inuendo intended). She even started giving me baby advice the other day, now that was scary  :shock:


Sade - don't trust men.  They only want one thing.

And when they're young and vital they want sex at least tri-weekly but when you get to my and Santinis age we just try - weakly  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


I don't want to get old like you :(

Most lads my age only want one thing and that angers me. But johno and R4E are my age and are the complete opposite and I think thats lovely and the way it should be.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:45:58
I hate Kappa  :D  Nikey mate init!


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Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:46:39
Or they bat for the same team


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: jim on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:48:49
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Or they bat for the same team


use the quote so that your response has a context - jeez its really simple Simon.

Hey - see what I did  :soapy tit wank: (again  :cry: )


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 16:50:47
Calling johno and co gays is slightly harsh si. Just because they have standards does not mean they are gay  :D  :P


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:02:41
Quote from: "jim"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Or they bat for the same team


use the quote so that your response has a context - jeez its really simple Simon.

Hey - see what I did  :soapy tit wank: (again  :cry: )


Like this? I didn't know you could do that. That really is simple. Thanks for the tip.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:03:20
Quote from: "Sade"
I can go on forever


hmmmm....


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 17:11:40
NO blackcurrant NO


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: pumbaa on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 18:47:40
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I could say more, but I won't. Great thread.

(BTW Sade, was the Fish Finger Sandwich nice?)


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 19:02:20
brilliant, i think i love you sade.

i can't cook fish fingers either.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 21:06:45
Quote from: "coxernator"
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I could say more, but I won't. Great thread.

(BTW Sade, was the Fish Finger Sandwich nice?)


 :D  Yes it was ok thanks. One of them was so soggy that when I picked it up and it just drooped and fell on the floor. But I know how to cook them for next time now. Or grill them should I say.

Sonic you can't cook them either? thats made me feel a whole lot better.
 :D


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 21:08:26
Sonic wouldn't cook fish fingers, he's a vegetarian


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 21:09:08
:( oh.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 21:19:52
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Sonic wouldn't cook fish fingers, he's a vegetarian


i couldn't even cook a potato  8)


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: DMR on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 21:19:58
He's also a useless sack of shite too but I'm sure that has nothing to do with it


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Reeves for King on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 21:51:53
I cooked toast today 8)


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 21:56:40
Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
He's also a useless sack of shite too but I'm sure that has nothing to do with it


sade'll get you for saying that to me, she's my new bodyguard.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: DMR on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 21:58:35
:o


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 22:00:58
Leave sonic alone dave or I may have to beat you up.

Is that ok sonic ? Or shall I be more feirce?


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 22:02:50
that's lovely dear


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Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 22:03:55
He has not said anything back. I think I really scared him.


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Post by: DMR on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 22:04:29
Gizzus hand job love


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 22:05:49
Go suck off a horse.


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Post by: DMR on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 22:08:54
Henderson's just left  :(


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 25, 2006, 23:47:14
Fat people should know how to cook.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, May 26, 2006, 00:28:39
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Fat people should know how to cook.
:grin:


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: pumbaa on Friday, May 26, 2006, 02:22:05
My pork was jerked tonight.

Very nice it was too.

 :thumbs:


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: jim on Friday, May 26, 2006, 07:11:59
Quote from: "sonic youth"
Quote from: "STFC Village"
Sonic wouldn't cook fish fingers, he's a vegetarian


i couldn't even cook a potato  8)


That's because that would be cannibalism - for the same reason I couldn't ever eat whale.


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: larwood on Friday, May 26, 2006, 07:22:39
Quote

brilliant, i think i love you sade

Arh,we all love Sade,she's great :)


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, May 26, 2006, 08:36:24
I'm pretty sure Sade made the whole fiasco up, nobody can be that stupid  :wink:


Title: URGENT! Someone help!please!
Post by: Sade on Friday, May 26, 2006, 15:02:11
Quote from: "larwood"
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brilliant, i think i love you sade

Arh,we all love Sade,she's great :)


 :oops:  Jee thanks guys. How very kind.

I did'nt make it up but I did overeact a bit. I can be a bit of a drama queen when it comes to this kind of thing  :D