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Title: Vicky Pollard C.V. - FTAO Sade Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, May 19, 2006, 13:32:32 Resumé OF Vicky Pollard
ADDRESS: Dur – I live with my mum – init! TELEPHONE: Yeah right, I aint givin' you my number! EMAIL: [email protected] ACADEMIC QUALIFICATIONS Yeah but, no but, yeah but, what it was right, I sat next to Kelly Smith and she totally copied off me cos I told everyone about her wanking off Kevin smith outside McDonalds but Mrs Dodson like TOTALLY busted ME for it and said I was cheating and OH MY GOD I so cant believe she did that cos anyway everyone knows she’s a lezzer. EXPERIENCE 1996 Pregnant 1997 Pregnant again 1998 Pregnant again 1999 Pregnant again 2000 South London young offenders institute Yeh but, no but, yeh but, no but, what it was right, I never done nothin’ right but Sharon Gordon said I stole that money from Mr Jackson wallet but I never did it right and anyway it was only 20 quid so she’s a slag and she just hates me cos I told everyone about that time when she shat herself on the bus on that school trip to Blackpool 2001 McDonalds Responsibilities Serving Burgers and fries and that Achievements Ate 12 Big Macs a day I never spat in them burgers - they was well out of order for firing me that is so unfair! This is like, well sexual harassment! God, this is exactly like the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider. 2002 Pregnant again 2003 Burger King Responsibilities Serving Burgers and fries and that Achievements Ate 13 Whoppers a day - Stop giving me evils! I never put tampons in the burgers - they was well out of order for firing me 2004 South London young offenders institute again What it was right, I never done nothin’ right but Pauline Jackson said I put tampons in the burgers but I never did and anyway it was only that one time and Kevin Hops TOTALLY deserved it right cos he told everyone that I got fingered by Wayne Daniels outside wimpy but anyway he didn’t even finger me he stuck it up my arse hole and he’s just jealous cos everyone knows he’s a puff 2005 On Welfare 2006 South London young offenders institute again Yeh but, no but, what it was right, I never done nothin’ right but Tara Watson said I nicked her stereo right but I never nicked nuthin right and anyway it was only some shitty AKAI so she’s a slag and she just hates me cos she’s a lezzer and I told everyone about that time when she got fishy fingered by Kelly smith behind the Little Chef in Brixton and anyway don't listen to her coz everyone knows her fanny goes sideways. Title: Vicky Pollard C.V. - FTAO Sade Post by: Sade on Friday, May 19, 2006, 14:35:53 :mrgreen: Hahaha!
Thats like sweet as mate 8) As long as you don't really think I'm like her. Title: Vicky Pollard C.V. - FTAO Sade Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, May 19, 2006, 14:50:43 Never !!!!
Title: Vicky Pollard C.V. - FTAO Sade Post by: SwindonStevo on Friday, May 19, 2006, 14:52:02 class :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Vicky Pollard C.V. - FTAO Sade Post by: Sade on Friday, May 19, 2006, 15:04:40 This is like, well sexual harrassment.
Title: Vicky Pollard C.V. - FTAO Sade Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, May 19, 2006, 15:08:32 "Everyone knows her fanny goes sideways"
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Vicky Pollard C.V. - FTAO Sade Post by: Sade on Friday, May 19, 2006, 15:12:11 but I never did it right and anyway it was only 20 quid so she’s a slag and she just hates me cos I told everyone about that time when she shat herself on the bus on that school trip to Blackpool
Lick my Arse Orifice - thats my favourite bit :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Vicky Pollard C.V. - FTAO Sade Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, May 19, 2006, 15:16:39 But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider.
:shock: :shock: Title: Vicky Pollard C.V. - FTAO Sade Post by: Sade on Friday, May 19, 2006, 15:21:30 and Kevin Hops TOTALLY deserved it right cos he told everyone that I got fingered by Wayne Daniels outside wimpy but anyway he didn’t even finger me he stuck it up my arse hole and he’s just jealous cos everyone knows he’s a puff
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Title: Vicky Pollard C.V. - FTAO Sade Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Friday, May 19, 2006, 15:50:10 am i being overly negative by saying Vicky Pollard is the least funny shit thing ever?
Title: Vicky Pollard C.V. - FTAO Sade Post by: Foggy on Friday, May 19, 2006, 15:52:14 Yes
Title: Vicky Pollard C.V. - FTAO Sade Post by: reeves4england on Friday, May 19, 2006, 16:14:13 Resumé OF Sadieo
ADDRESS: Dur – I live with my mum – init! TELEPHONE: Yeah right, I aint givin' you my number! EMAIL: best not give u that, Sade mite eat me! ACADEMIC QUALIFICATIONS Yeah but, no but, yeah but, what it was right, I sat next to Lady and she totally posted a load of shit pretending to be me cos I told everyone about her wanking off R4K outside McDonalds but Whits like TOTALLY busted ME for it and said I was cheating and OH MY GOD I so cant believe she did that cos anyway everyone knows she’s a lezzer. EXPERIENCE 1996 Pregnant 1997 Pregnant again 1998 Pregnant again 1999 Pregnant again 2000 Westbury young offenders institute - 5th wing Yeh but, no but, yeh but, no but, what it was right, I never done nothin’ right but DV85 said I stole that money from Whits' wallet but I never did it right and anyway it was only 20 quid so he's a slag and he just hates me cos I told everyone about that time when he shat herself on the minibus to City 2001 McDonalds Responsibilities Serving Burgers and fries and that Achievements Ate 12 Big Macs a day I never spat in them burgers - they was well out of order for firing me that is so unfair! This is like, well sexual harassment! God, this is exactly like the time my Mum, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made my sister go to her room and started telling her off for gobbing on the floor. But everyone knows she only did it because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and my sis reckons she could see her spider. 2002 Pregnant again 2003 Burger King Responsibilities Serving Burgers and fries and that Achievements Ate 13 Whoppers a day - Stop giving me evils! I never put tampons in the burgers - they was well out of order for firing me 2004 Westbury young offenders institute again What it was right, I never done nothin’ right but Yeovil said I put tampons in the burgers but I never did and anyway it was only that one time and DMR TOTALLY deserved it right cos he told everyone that I got fingered by Johno outside wimpy but anyway he didn’t even finger me he stuck it up my arse hole and he’s just jealous cos everyone knows he’s a puff 2005 On Welfare 2006 Westbury young offenders institute again Yeh but, no but, what it was right, I never done nothin’ right but Ralphy said I nicked her stereo right but I never nicked nuthin right and anyway it was only some shitty AKAI so he's a cunt and he just hates me cos I'm a lezzer and I told everyone about that time when he fishy fingered me behind the Little Chef in Brixton and anyway don't listen to him coz everyone knows his cock goes sideways. Title: Vicky Pollard C.V. - FTAO Sade Post by: Sade on Friday, May 19, 2006, 18:53:38 :mrgreen: That made me laugh alot R4E. Nice one.
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